Douchebags at the gym...

Fitness center decided to recover equipment pads. Said they won't be back till Monday. Not expecting them to be back on time. Still used leg extension machine haha.
 
DangerDave said:
Good for you guys. I am the opposite. I hate fat people and anyone who complains. You think I enjoy 5 1.5hr training sessions, 7 cardio sessions a week and prepping 7 meals a day? Not really but I like results more than excuses. I don't offer advice unless asked by someone who will really listen and do it. If a fat fuk has some sob story about how they have a medical condition and are fat now. I remind them they are fat and the medical condition exists because they are fat. If they keep doing what they always have done they will keep getting what they always got. I don't like fat people trying to lift when I am working out. Its gross and they belong on the stair master. 1 Weight session a week plus minimul effort is no justification to be a can of crisco. I have no problem with a person who TRULY works hard but lets face it... that's rare as a fukin unicorn. Maybe the military made me insensitive to people out of shape but.... they are still out of shape. I know I am a douche.
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Or maybe you're just on too much gear lmao. I bet for a female dating you is barrels of fun. Seriously dude just try deep breathing or something. Stop worrying about others so much it's a sign of insecurity
 
JD261985 said:
Or maybe you're just on too much gear lmao. I bet for a female dating you is barrels of fun. Seriously dude just try deep breathing or something. Stop worrying about others so much it's a sign of insecurity
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I don't worry man lol. I could really care less that's just my opinion. Its not like I run around town yelling at every fat person I see haha. And women love me.. I am out of control and nothing but intense fun.
 
Magdalena said:
I get annoyed with kids that bring their overweight friends to the gym for the first time, n try to show off, n make them feel weak n useless, as they laugh at them n try to make em do $hit way outta their league... Fk!!! Sometimes I will step in n b like: u r doing good bud! If u have any questions don't hesitate to ask... As I give em a pat on the back... I know ... I'm sensitive... Lol...
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I seriously applaud you here. This act of compassion and encouragement in the gym is what the norm should be! Although, having someone as beautiful as you encouraging would give an extra thrill!
 
DangerDave said:
Good for you guys. I am the opposite. I hate fat people and anyone who complains. You think I enjoy 5 1.5hr training sessions, 7 cardio sessions a week and prepping 7 meals a day? Not really but I like results more than excuses. I don't offer advice unless asked by someone who will really listen and do it. If a fat fuk has some sob story about how they have a medical condition and are fat now. I remind them they are fat and the medical condition exists because they are fat. If they keep doing what they always have done they will keep getting what they always got.

I don't like fat people trying to lift when I am working out. Its gross and they belong on the stair master. 1 Weight session a week plus minimul effort is no justification to be a can of crisco.

I have no problem with a person who TRULY works hard but lets face it... that's rare as a fukin unicorn. Maybe the military made me insensitive to people out of shape but.... they are still out of shape.

I know I am a douche.
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I don't know where to start. Suffice it to say, I have never agreed more with a post on a forum than this one. Finally an honest person. Thank you. :)
 
And here I thought I hated in the way people haha.
Had a guy stop me to ask if I could put him though a leg workout over Thanksgiving. Could be fun. Want to test out a specialized leg workout.
 
Long time lurker, decided this needed to be cherry popping post. Saw a dude at the gym this morning wearing Under Armor from head to toe, with a cut off t-shirt and shorts on over it...
Midway through a set of seated rows I said "what a douche" out loud. Had the dude jogged there, may have been remotely acceptable, but definitely saw him hitting the 'weep weep' to lock his car, meaning he DROVE.
 
Vance said:
Every gym has at least one.

At my gym he is one of these; that (Fat, lonely looking) dude who you made the mistake of acknowledging once as you walked past him (Another common mistake is trying to help someone with their form before they end up in a wheel-chair who ends up being one of these) who now just has to come up and give it the "WAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?!?!?!?!" when you're on the last 2 reps of a power set. :frustrate

Or wants to come over and dribble **** about how his (Probably imaginary or inflatable) girlfriend is giving him the ****s while you're in the zone because you nodded at him once so obviously you care. Regardless of how many hints you drop the only way to get rid of this guy is to be as blunt as possible. :bryce:

So one of those episodes got me to wondering what the douchebags at your gym do to annoy/amuse you guys..?

Could be good for a laugh.
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Yep, I had someone like this at gym. He was a big dude but also annoying AF. Always wants to come up and shoot the **** now...
 
tcslick said:
Yep, I had someone like this at gym. He was a big dude but also annoying AF. Always wants to come up and shoot the **** now...
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Got this dude at the gym that asked for some advice one day on his squat. I gave it to him because anyone that has the courage to come bother me when I am covered in sweat, headphones in, fuk you face on, covered in tattoes and freaky looking deserves a reply. After that he always felt the need to come talk to me thrpugh.my workouts... that sh*t lasted 2 workouts.

I politely told him to go kick rocks and leave me the fuk alone. If he wants diet advice, lifting advice and advice on his life or wtf ever go do what I do and read. I was assuming this mental midget knows how to read.

Now he just says hi and that's it. The way I like it.. when I am in the gym I am working, don't bother me with trivial sh*t.
 
Nothing worst than people chatting you up during a workout. I toss on my hoodie, pop in my headphones, and lift heavy ass weight.
 
So it's the weekend and I go to work first thing in the morning instead of going straight to the gym. I get to the gym a couple hours later than usual. I go to warm up on the arc climber and choose the one set up behind the treadmill that has the girl with the best butt in the gym from what I have scanned that day. I do twenty minutes, then hit the weights. I am in between sets and going to get paper towels to wipe down the bench I used and I notice the same woman that was on the treadmill walking up behind me and I think "Cool, I hope she looks as good from the front as she does from the back". I turn around and.........it's my wife.

Yep. Does ogling my own wife make me a douche bag?
 
SXIPro said:
So it's the weekend and I go to work first thing in the morning instead of going straight to the gym. I get to the gym a couple hours later than usual. I go to warm up on the arc climber and choose the one set up behind the treadmill that has the girl with the best butt in the gym from what I have scanned that day. I do twenty minutes, then hit the weights. I am in between sets and going to get paper towels to wipe down the bench I used and I notice the same woman that was on the treadmill walking up behind me and I think "Cool, I hope she looks as good from the front as she does from the back". I turn around and.........it's my wife.

Yep. Does ogling my own wife make me a douche bag?
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This is awesome.
 
Tomorrow I'm gonna go curl in the Squat rack for 45 minutes at 5 Pm when everyone gets off work with just the barbel doing 1/8 reps. Should be fun because I'll just tell everyone who asks for the rack to **** off and leave me alone
 
Ahh, did u have a bad day today JD?? ^^ take some ZMA, n get some rest, lol... U might not want to b THAT GUY when u wake up...
 
Saw a guy on this ab machine today with a stool pulled up and a lap top on it. In between sets of five sit ups that he did while looking at his phone he would surf the Web on his laptop for ten minutes. He was asked to leave after 20mins, lol
 
Wow^^ why do ppl like that even bother paying for a membership??? That d bag, should just stay at home n do crunches , n train with soup cans for weights, ha ha ha...
 
Guy asked me if I was putting my workout partner through a crossfit workout. Expletives were used in my response. I almost puked today.
 
First post in this thread, I was in the gym tonight and this fine Spanish girl proceeded to flaunt around me. Ok that's acceptable I kinda like the attention. Then when I'm on the leg press, she goes to the smith machine right in front of me, puts a mat on the floor, and proceeds to do buttlifts on the floor with her foot on the bar. Ass is all in my face.... All this while looking back at me while she's doing it.... Damn, this would be cool except I'm married and doing a little test...... Girl you know wth your doing!! I'm not sure if she's the douche or me for being committed to my wifey.....
 
No one is a d bag in this case ^^ goes back to" it doesn't matter where u get ur appetite as long as u eat at home".. I posted this saying before, lol...
 
Don't remind me how starved I will be when I go from the fitness center to the gym. The fitness center has hot enough to look. The gym is known for scaring off any female without a ring covered in oil.
 
Godstrength said:
First post in this thread, I was in the gym tonight and this fine Spanish girl proceeded to flaunt around me. Ok that's acceptable I kinda like the attention. Then when I'm on the leg press, she goes to the smith machine right in front of me, puts a mat on the floor, and proceeds to do buttlifts on the floor with her foot on the bar. Ass is all in my face.... All this while looking back at me while she's doing it.... Damn, this would be cool except I'm married and doing a little test...... Girl you know wth your doing!! I'm not sure if she's the douche or me for being committed to my wifey.....
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I think females are the true hunters man.. ****en predators out there! All you wanted to do was have a nice, test boosting lift and boom! Ass so fat it wants to sit on your face. Felines have a way of luring their prey in
 
IrishSoldier said:
I think females are the true hunters man.. ****en predators out there! All you wanted to do was have a nice, test boosting lift and boom! Ass so fat it wants to sit on your face. Felines have a way of luring their prey in
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well said my man well said
 
LMAO.... If anything, a hot girl looking ur way, while u lift, should b the test booster, lol. That should make u push ur self HARDER, not lose focus, ha ha ha... Use it to ur advantage!! ;)
 
Magdalena said:
LMAO.... If anything, a hot girl looking ur way, while u lift, should b the test booster, lol. That should make u push ur self HARDER, not lose focus, ha ha ha... Use it to ur advantage!! ;)
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It doesn't work that way girlfriend... Tip gets hot, you lose focus, look around to see if any other bros are seeing what you're seeing, you convince yourself not to think about cheating (if you have a partner), you forget what you were doing, you forget where you are, you wonder who she is, you wonder what she's thinking, you imagine her in bed, you imagine her naked, you get pi$$ed off because she's probably just a tease & the list goes on... Hahahahaa! This all happens within 10-20secs... It's some intense $hit...
 
Haha we are all like animals at a watering hole. This is some primal instinct ****. Society pretends we are so sophisticated. **** that, women were designed to seduce and men were designed to want to spread seed. All evolution right there. Women always got us by the balls, especially at the gym =o
 
IrishSoldier said:
Haha we are all like animals at a watering hole. This is some primal instinct ****. Society pretends we are so sophisticated. **** that, women were designed to seduce and men were designed to want to spread seed. All evolution right there. Women always got us by the balls, especially at the gym =o
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Haha true shyt
 
Women don't distract me. I'm just saying when I am in the gym the last thing I am thinking about is girls. I am thinking how I am gunna finish my set alone my workout. I know girls don't want me talking to em or my attention. When I lift I am a sweaty, veiny, freaky, Tren sweating, fuk you face wearing bundle of intensity. Screw them, go ahead and try and distract me when I am thrashing weight.
 
DangerDave said:
Women don't distract me. I'm just saying when I am in the gym the last thing I am thinking about is girls. I am thinking how I am gunna finish my set alone my workout. I know girls don't want me talking to em or my attention. When I lift I am a sweaty, veiny, freaky, Tren sweating, fuk you face wearing bundle of intensity. Screw them, go ahead and try and distract me when I am thrashing weight.
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This post is motivation enough for the gym today!
 
cubs1987 said:
This post is motivation enough for the gym today!
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What's more distracting? The little skank looking for attention that might weigh a buck twenty? Or the next set of 500lb squats? Yeah my mind is on those squats. Who da fuk goes to a gym with full makeup and matches everything she is wearing to her fukin Ipod case? She ain't there to workout... get out my way skank hahaha
 
DangerDave said:
What's more distracting? The little skank looking for attention that might weigh a buck twenty? Or the next set of 500lb squats? Yeah my mind is on those squats. Who da fuk goes to a gym with full makeup and matches everything she is wearing to her fukin Ipod case? She ain't there to workout... get out my way skank hahaha
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I fvxking agree bud. Hence why i get in the gym, headphones on, don't fxcking bother me or speak to me and let's kill some weight.

I see guys bring their girlfriends and tall the whole ****ing time, really? The only muscle you're building is your jaw muscles.

Don't get me started about fckers trying to teach their woman how to squat when they themselves don't hit ass to grass.

GOD DAMN IT IM GOING TO FCCCCK SOME WEIGHT UP TONIGHG
 
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