Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

So this is cool. I'm here all alone. Yep. All by myself. Feels kinda like home. Hello? Hum, guess I scared them off again. That or they're busy fighting over who gets to ride with me on my motorcycle next.
 
Amazing that our two-year Milas thread anniversary is coming up next month. My intro: 09-07-2011, 06:40 PM #162, page 9. Here from day 1!
 
Remember that one time when I had several pages filled of just my random posts and it pissed people off!? Wasn't that funny? I think it was just MidwestBeastly that got all annoyed and stuff. Silly goose! I wish he was here now. :(
 
So I should be studying for finals that are coming up in just a few days but instead, I'm providing a recoverbro service and allocating valuable time to share memories with you guys! That and I'm freakin' sick of studying already. And looking forward to basketball tomorrow morning. And another bike ride. Hopefully keeping both wheels on the ground this time. Ready Justin?
 
I'm going to bed so rest in peace my friends. We will reconvene this riveting conversation later.
 
lukehayd said:
G'night sweet prince. I seem to have fallen asleep for a bit. Last thing I remember was posting up my last post.
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This sounds frighteningly like James hit you with rohypnol lol.

Did you wake up feeling sore?
 
BPjohn123 said:
Yes, I thought that means I had a good workout...no?
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Depends where you are sore.

If you woke up feeling like you had an aggressive prostate examination then you are probably referring to something else.
 
Did this happen to you Ben? And now you want it to happen to someone else so you don't feel alone in your shame?
 
bdcc said:
Depends where you are sore.

If you woke up feeling like you had an aggressive prostate examination then you are probably referring to something else.
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I get this from using the spin bikes a lot.

I wake up in the morning feeling bruised.
 
kingjameskjf said:
The lions will never have a year. unfortunately neither will my team this year. s'what happens when you cut several starters and then don't do crap in the offseason.
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I hear you there! Im a ravens fan and im pretty sure we cut our whole team except flacco and rice lol
 
kingjameskjf said:
The lions will never have a year. unfortunately neither will my team this year. s'what happens when you cut several starters and then don't do crap in the offseason.
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You Sir are obviously and obliviously ignorant of NFL/AFL pre-merger history. The lions were a regular power house at one time before the days of Superbowls. Therefore they have had "years" and it is fully possible they could again. Good day to you Sir!
 
taman6886 said:
You Sir are obviously and obliviously ignorant of NFL/AFL pre-merger history. The lions were a regular power house at one time before the days of Superbowls. Therefore they have had "years" and it is fully possible they could again. Good day to you Sir!
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But that merger was in 1970 --43 years ago. That's like the old man in the care home telling stories that start with "Back in the day...." or "When I was your age..."
 
lukehayd said:
But that merger was in 1970 --43 years ago. That's like the old man in the care home telling stories that start with "Back in the day...." or "When I was your age..."
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We walked to school in 2 foot of snow...3 miles away...with no shoes or coats
 
I remember when I was a kid, back in the day.

We used to work the coal mines for 26 hours per day. They were 8 miles away so we used to have to walk it barefoot through the snow.

After 26 hours of work we were given a shilling a sixpence to go and buy a loaf of bread for our families.

We didn't even have an XBox.
 
bdcc said:
I remember when I was a kid, back in the day.

We used to work the coal mines for 26 hours per day. They were 8 miles away so we used to have to walk it barefoot through the snow.

After 26 hours of work we were given a shilling a sixpence to go and buy a loaf of bread for our families.

We didn't even have an XBox.
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I dont know how we grew up with no xbox. We had to cut a hole in our pocket if we wanted something to play with
 
Why not? I prefer not to scratch my balls. I'm a pinch and roll guy, myself!
 
Apparently the only way to get a woman lifting is to go broke on a personal trainer on top of the two memberships you're already paying for.
I'm either too stern when I tell mine how to do a workout, leading to her trying to bitch at me during my sets, or she's angry because when I'm doing my own workout I'm apparently trying to show off to the other women there, leading to more drama.

The end result every time is Justin gets a half ass workout because he either has to leave before he causes a scene or he loses his pump in between sets due to arguing.

I think a trainer is the only solution here.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Apparently the only way to get a woman lifting is to go broke on a personal trainer on top of the two memberships you're already paying for.
I'm either too stern when I tell mine how to do a workout, leading to her trying to bitch at me during my sets, or she's angry because when I'm doing my own workout I'm apparently trying to show off to the other women there, leading to more drama.

The end result every time is Justin gets a half ass workout because he either has to leave before he causes a scene or he loses his pump in between sets due to arguing.

I think a trainer is the only solution here.
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That blows

I train my wife every day.
 
I ordered recover pro in my last order.....which funnily enough went horribly wrong and I had to demand a refund...coincidence, I think not! :P
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Apparently the only way to get a woman lifting is to go broke on a personal trainer on top of the two memberships you're already paying for.
I'm either too stern when I tell mine how to do a workout, leading to her trying to bitch at me during my sets, or she's angry because when I'm doing my own workout I'm apparently trying to show off to the other women there, leading to more drama.

The end result every time is Justin gets a half ass workout because he either has to leave before he causes a scene or he loses his pump in between sets due to arguing.

I think a trainer is the only solution here.
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Then she'll all of a sudden know everything about weight lifting and tell you that you're doing everything wrong. Just watch.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Apparently the only way to get a woman lifting is to go broke on a personal trainer on top of the two memberships you're already paying for.
I'm either too stern when I tell mine how to do a workout, leading to her trying to bitch at me during my sets, or she's angry because when I'm doing my own workout I'm apparently trying to show off to the other women there, leading to more drama.

The end result every time is Justin gets a half ass workout because he either has to leave before he causes a scene or he loses his pump in between sets due to arguing.

I think a trainer is the only solution here.
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Does she throw the little pink dumbbells at you, too?

Don't worry, I can't tell my wife anything about being healthy, working out, dieting, etc, lol.
 
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