Douchebags at the gym...

Bigcountry08 said:
F that man go hard or shut the hell up, people who call crap like that a Dbag move are the ones who can't handle going past the mental barrier. I shart my pants at least once a month from pushing myself while squatting, all the while little Johnny no legs is trying to tell me squatting is bad for your knees.
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I'm all for go hard or go home but no ****ting my pants thank you lol(I ain't no johnny no legs either) like I said a always squeeze one out before squat days so I don't haha. But puking I do
 
Wrivest said:
I think that's where I F'ed up!
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Hans yeah I've learned where my intake line is... I have a problem remembering to keep drinking water while I'm working out and end up getting crazy light headed and shaky lol so I try to stock up on it before.
I hate when I suddenly have to take the biggest pee of my life in the middle of my last set hahaha almost pissed myself 3 times so far
 
FML lol 20 minutes at a food truck bazaar at my local park and I get food poisoning... guess that lobster Mac & cheese wasn't meant to be haha
 
back in high school kids on my football team would down a liter of milk on 90 degree days, when we had our conditioning camp. They would do that so they would end up puking in the first 5 minutes and have to leave lol lazy bastards.
 
EatMoar said:
back in high school kids on my football team would down a liter of milk on 90 degree days, when we had our conditioning camp. They would do that so they would end up puking in the first 5 minutes and have to leave lol lazy bastards.
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I think I'd rather the camp over throwing up curdled milk! Yikes lol
 
Who ever created this is the biggest douchbag ever.

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This douche ain't at the gym.. This is the one at home:

Your roommate stealing your protein powder coz he's jealous of your gains
 
Eargasm song of the day for me lol
Just heard rob zombies cover of "we're an American band" from grand funk railroad
Thought I'd just leave that here lol
 
macdady said:
Eargasm song of the day for me lol
Just heard rob zombies cover of "we're an American band" from grand funk railroad
Thought I'd just leave that here lol
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Yeah just heard it last night pretty solid cover, was blaring it down the highway on my way home from work.
 
Wow lol working out at my wife's clinic full time now for free... the PT's there ( physical therapist not personal trainer) who I'm working out with now do half and quarter reps on everything, its sad lol
 
Just thought I would post this little gem that a friend forwarded me the music couldnt be more perfect [video=youtube;Wxn0BYvIthI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxn0BYvIthI[/video]
 
Had a ear bud fall out during t-bar rows. At the end of the set wasn't paying attention and ended up dropping the weight right on it. Dang thing flattened like a pancake.
 
McCrew530 said:
Just thought I would post this little gem that a friend forwarded me the music couldnt be more perfect Invalid Link Removed
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Omgggg..... Lmaooooo this had me busting up in class! :D
 
McCrew530 said:
You should be paying attention in class not reading nonsense on the internet. That is for when you are at work!
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Passing out in class!!! Omg!!
 
McCrew530 said:
Thats why I couldnt finish collage my ADD would go hyperactive and then I would get so bored I would pass out randomly
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Soooo me right now!!!! Where's my freakn alphamine?!?!
 
People who work at my gym are douchebags.
 
That moment when you make eye contact with the guy across the gym because you are both staring at the same chick doing lunges in between you! Then you both smile at each other because you know both were thinking the same thing.
 
McCrew530 said:
That moment when you make eye contact with the guy across the gym because you are both staring at the same chick doing lunges in between you! Then you both smile at each other because you know both were thinking the same thing.
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Only acceptable man eye contact lol
 
BLaQz said:
Should only last a matter of seconds at most, & be purely by accident...
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Taken straight from the bro code hand book! I could not agree more! The other dude is probably fishing for guys if he holds the eye contact.
 
Oh god its worse than I thought... my new gym "partners" are not only quarter and half reppers but their also "bicep bros" lol arms and chest every time I'm here. But hey free gym and I get to see the misses more. I asked one of them why he doesn't do full ROM and he said "those days are far gone, I like to be able to sleep at night after I workout"
 
macdady said:
Oh god its worse than I thought... my new gym "partners" are not only quarter and half reppers but their also "bicep bros" lol arms and chest every time I'm here. But hey free gym and I get to see the misses more. I asked one of them why he doesn't do full ROM and he said "those days are far gone, I like to be able to sleep at night after I workout"
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Sounds like you have a good opportunity to make fun of your new gym "partners". Maybe you can guilt them into good form
 
Wrivest said:
Sounds like you have a good opportunity to make fun of your new gym "partners". Maybe you can guilt them into good form
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I make fun of my friends all day every day for their crap form and partial ROM they never change and wonder why I'm the strongest guy there but not the biggest.
 
There was an older guy at my gym last night wearing compression shorts only ! The ones you wear under your shorts. Nasty
 
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My favorite douchebag video!!!!! :D
 
WPD111 said:
There was an older guy at my gym last night wearing compression shorts only ! The ones you wear under your shorts. Nasty
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Still not as bad as the old guys that want to come talk to you in the locker room right after they get out of the shower and don't have the decency to at least wrap their towel around them first. Old wrinkly balls! Ewwww gross!! (in my Adam Sandler voice) Even worse is when they have no clue about personal space! BACK UP DUDE!!!
 
lukehayd said:
It's very possible. Right diet and training. Don't have to be on roids to be ripped. My friend BDCC is a great example of what that looks like.
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I agree!!!!
 
I'm bigger/stronger than probably all those guys, just not as lean. Good for them for hitting the BBing so hard. I do hate how I see so many BBers train half rep stuff though. I understand it may have it's place but it still bugs me.
 
CountryLiftin said:
I'm bigger/stronger than probably all those guys, just not as lean. Good for them for hitting the BBing so hard. I do hate how I see so many BBers train half rep stuff though. I understand it may have it's place but it still bugs me.
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Do you have any progress pics?
 
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