Drug screening help

zach1222

zach1222

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Hey guys,

So I'm going to be doing a cycle of Super Dmz 2.0 (dmz and msten) in the fall. The thing is, I may get tested for anabolics. If I were to be urine tested, would the sdmz come up at all?
Thanks
 
It really all depends what they are testing for? Honestly I don't know what Msten or dymethazine will metabolize to might be better off asking PA what the metabolites will likely be and looking at the banned substance list for who ever is testing you.
 
harbnah is right. it edpends what kind of test they do and if they go for the metabolites.

i think the part you should be worried about is how similar dmz is to superdrol. idk about the metabolites, but if they share any and they test for sd metabolites, youre fuked. good news is they usually test for epitest:testosteron ratio first
 
It would be one of the at home tests, you can get on amazon for like $80. It's my parents who might be testing me. I'm 26 and they're still making sure I stay away from anabolics lol. They test for: Testosterone, Noretiochola, Oxymetholone, Dehydroepindrosterone, Nortestosterone, Hydroxyandrosterone, Methandienone, Norandeosterone, Hydroxyetiocholanolone, Epitestosterone, Stanazolol. That's it. Does this info help any?
 
Wait what how old are you?
 
zach1222 said:
I'm 26 lol..
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Bro I think its time to move out. **** at 26 grab some buddies who are single and get a place to rent together.
 
zach1222 said:
It would be one of the at home tests, you can get on amazon for like $80. It's my parents who might be testing me. I'm 26 and they're still making sure I stay away from anabolics lol. They test for: Testosterone, Noretiochola, Oxymetholone, Dehydroepindrosterone, Nortestosterone, Hydroxyandrosterone, Methandienone, Norandeosterone, Hydroxyetiocholanolone, Epitestosterone, Stanazolol. That's it. Does this info help any?
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First off I really don't believe those home test are accurate. Second ostraine is not tested anywhere I know of. 6 kg of weight is nothing to laugh at. Third at 26 ima agree with my buddie here. Time to leave the nest.

I must ask how long you have been training and how many cycles before this one?
 
I don't live at home, but my parents send me some money every now and then, and if I fail the test or refuse to take it, they'll stop sending money. I've been lifting for 4 years, my stats say I'm 175, but I'm 195 now, idk how to change it. And I've done one halodrol cycle in the past that went decent, gained like 6-8 pounds and kept it all
 
zach1222 said:
I don't live at home, but my parents send me some money every now and then, and if I fail the test or refuse to take it, they'll stop sending money. I've been lifting for 4 years, my stats say I'm 175, but I'm 195 now, idk how to change it. And I've done one halodrol cycle in the past that went decent, gained like 6-8 pounds and kept it all
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Wait until after the test then.
 
johnnybeegood said:
how much money are we talking? seems like such a crazy scenario
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This is what I'm starting to wonder I mean are we talking trust fund and you don't need to work? Or like **** I'm 100 short on rent, if its the later you need another room mate the former why bother getting swole just cut up and hit the club to pick up ladies..
 
if you don't live there, why don't you just tell them you aren't comfortable being tested. i'm sure you could find a way to make whatever money they are giving you.
 
Like if I'm 100 short on rent, and they're helping me with student loans and car payments. My dads big into lifting, and he knows steroids well, so there's a chance he'll tell when I'm on cycle.
 
zach1222 said:
Like if I'm 100 short on rent, and they're helping me with student loans and car payments. My dads big into lifting, and he knows steroids well, so there's a chance he'll tell when I'm on cycle.
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Just tell them that you do crossfit now and that is where your gains came from.
 
zach1222 said:
Like if I'm 100 short on rent, and they're helping me with student loans and car payments. My dads big into lifting, and he knows steroids well, so there's a chance he'll tell when I'm on cycle.
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I'd be more pissed that you had a couple hundred extra $ to run a cycle if I was them. Now that I am a parent I realize all the sacrifice my parents made and feel guilt for being foolish with money during that time.

Sorry, I know that was a Debbie Downer thing to say & I'm not judging you or your situation. Just trying to give a parent's POV on things.
 
Amobster said:
I'd be more pissed that you had a couple hundred extra $ to run a cycle if I was them. Now that I am a parent I realize all the sacrifice my parents made and feel guilt for being foolish with money during that time.

Sorry, I know that was a Debbie Downer thing to say & I'm not judging you or your situation. Just trying to give a parent's POV on things.
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You have an extremely valid point. But I plan on competing in a amateur bodybuilding comp in the spring, so I wanna bulk up now. Get big or die trying, right? Lol I understand where you're coming from though
 
Amobster said:
I'd be more pissed that you had a couple hundred extra $ to run a cycle if I was them. Now that I am a parent I realize all the sacrifice my parents made and feel guilt for being foolish with money during that time.
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I agree w this. I'm 26 too, and sometimes I need help getting a bill paid or w rent, but I also work 2 jobs (one full time, one part time) and I'm still in school. If I can't afford protein powder or preworkouts then I don't buy them. And I've yet to touch anything anabolic. As long as I have food, my gym membership, and the necessities covered for the most part, and my mom or dad sees that I need help, they'll throw me something, so long as they know I'm not out boozing it up every weekend or going out to eat. Hell, my dads even bought me a few cans of protein powder over the years. He likes that working out keeps me focused on work and school, so he supports the habit. But really, if you're parents are giving you money, it's very rude and presumptuous to spend your money on your hobbies and make them carry you for it.
 
Estevato58 said:
I agree w this. I'm 26 too, and sometimes I need help getting a bill paid or w rent, but I also work 2 jobs (one full time, one part time) and I'm still in school. If I can't afford protein powder or preworkouts then I don't buy them. And I've yet to touch anything anabolic. As long as I have food, my gym membership, and the necessities covered for the most part, and my mom or dad sees that I need help, they'll throw me something, so long as they know I'm not out boozing it up every weekend or going out to eat. Hell, my dads even bought me a few cans of protein powder over the years. He likes that working out keeps me focused on work and school, so he supports the habit. But really, if you're parents are giving you money, it's very rude and presumptuous to spend your money on your hobbies and make them carry you for it.
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Ok ok I get it. It's rude. I work full time as a dentist assistant. So I'm not being a lazy ****. And it's more than a hobby for me, it's an obsession, it's really all I care about.
 
i dont get it. if they dont live with you, why cant u just use your friends piss and pass the dam test? fuk it, just dilute the SHET out of your piss and run that. im talking piss in a 2 gallon jug, then fill it up with water, and use that
 
OnionKnight said:
i dont get it. if they dont live with you, why cant u just use your friends piss and pass the dam test? fuk it, just dilute the SHET out of your piss and run that. im talking piss in a 2 gallon jug, then fill it up with water, and use that
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Keep clean piss in the ridge problem solved..now the trick is asking little kids to piss in a cup with out the police knocking on your door.
 
zach1222 said:
I don't live at home, but my parents send me some money every now and then, and if I fail the test or refuse to take it, they'll stop sending money. I've been lifting for 4 years, my stats say I'm 175, but I'm 195 now, idk how to change it. And I've done one halodrol cycle in the past that went decent, gained like 6-8 pounds and kept it all
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This is like the Jerry Springer version of a natural bodybuilder competing whilst still on anavar and clenbuterol lol.
 
MidwestBeast said:
....just don't cycle?
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Hey, keep your rational opinion out of here!

He made an agreement with his parents not to use steroids and he wants to cheat that agreement.

That is only fair.
 
It's easy to hide your gains bro. Just wear bigger clothes. Lol no but really I think you should consider telling them that your lifting heavy now and that's where the gains come from. Good luck to you on your training and goals for the summer.
 
bdcc said:
Hey, keep your rational opinion out of here!

He made an agreement with his parents not to use steroids and he wants to cheat that agreement.

That is only fair.
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zach1222 said:
Last 3 posts: thank you for the advice, and positive support
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Wait, wut?

I second getting another job to raise your income; then you do not need to worry about money from others. It will be liberating...AND you will be able to afford a better cycle than the one you are looking into now. :D

...plus, I will not be surprised if you end up testing positive while using designer steroids.
 
Tell them you're eating 5k calories a day and pushing heavy things. When they test you ask for them to send the test with 50 bucks so you can go get fake piss from a smoke shop. Problem solved.
 
Or you couldjust sh!t in the cup. And if they ask you why you did that just say "that's what i think about your test"
 
CVS is just a convenient store and they have an at home steroid kit that tests for the following : testosterone; noretiochola; oxymetholone; dehydroepiandrosterone; nortesto sterone; hydroxyandrosterone; methandienone; norandrosterone; hydroxyetiocholanolone; epitestosterone; stanazolol.
 
Sorry but OP is sounding childish.

1) At 26 he needs Mom/Dad to help with bills.
2) Mom/Dad say they will help if OP does not use steroids/PHs. He agrees to this requirement.
3) OP is asking forum for help in cheating and hiding steroid use.
4) OP is not abiding to agreement.

Parents needs to stop helping. OP needs to grow up and stand on his own two feet. OP needs tough love here to grow up. Your parents aren't going to be around forever.
 
kenpoengineer said:
Sorry but OP is sounding childish.

1) At 26 he needs Mom/Dad to help with bills.
2) Mom/Dad say they will help if OP does not use steroids/PHs. He agrees to this requirement.
3) OP is asking forum for help in cheating and hiding steroid use.
4) OP is not abiding to agreement.

Parents needs to stop helping. OP needs to grow up and stand on his own two feet. OP needs tough love here to grow up. Your parents aren't going to be around forever.
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musclefool said:
Or you couldjust sh!t in the cup. And if they ask you why you did that just say "that's what i think about your test"
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or 5) Sh1t in the cup.
 
hiprsha666 said:
Tell your parents you use steroids and then pee on them, "test this mom and dad."

That's what I would do at least.
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Or better yet.....piss in a coffee cup and offer them coffee. "Oh sorry that was my drug test sample. Come back later "
 
And then make the parents take a drug test also. If they want to be his parents they should be held to some sort of standard.
 
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