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FL3X MAGNUM said:
I can say whatever I want in this thread without tarnishing my professional reputation with Beast.Just like I told my boss at my physical job once who hated me cuz I came into work with a black eye once: "I could prance around in a pink cowboy hat and stilleto fcking heels getting sh!tfaced on appletinis on my nights off if I wanted to. It doesn't effect my performance when I am here so how about you never call me in your office and profile me like this again?"The next day, I got the promotion I was looking for and I don't work for him anymore lol.
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One appletini please, easy on the tini!
 
Anyone else freaking sick of the "one weird trick" internet banners? Doesn't matter what it is, this "one weird trick" will solve all your problems and give you your hearts desires. We are told of the Ohio Mom who learned "one weird trick" to making money at home (online I am sure, the folks who have figured out the "one weird trick" for building mass, the other (or maybe are they the same one's? hmmmmmmmm) who figured out the "one weird trick" to fat loss, the middle aged women who figured out how to improve the appearance of unsightly wrinkles and look 20 years younger with her "one weird trick" and the Indiana Mom who has discovered the "one weird trick" to saving money on care insurance. And what else do these folks have in common besides "one weird trick"? Well of course, the people who make money on these things by dealing with them in more conventional ways HATE THEM! F U C K YOU! I am not ****ing stupid and am sick of advertisers treating me like I have the attention span of a piss ant! ( ooooooooooooooo, SHINY) Sorry, got distracted there for a minute. What were we talking about again. Oh....../end rant!
 
Did you see this one weird trick that makes your manhood grow by 2 inches?

I bought the ebook, I am not convinced it is working.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I can say whatever I want in this thread without tarnishing my professional reputation with Beast.

Just like I told my boss at my physical job once who hated me cuz I came into work with a black eye once: "I could prance around in a pink cowboy hat and stilleto fcking heels getting sh!tfaced on appletinis on my nights off if I wanted to. It doesn't effect my performance when I am here so how about you never call me in your office and profile me like this again?"

The next day, I got the promotion I was looking for and I don't work for him anymore lol.
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FL3X is a beast. But if he says drink Semen and the people at beast and AM think he is serious about it.... then I think those reading and believing need to re access somethings lol.
 
bdcc said:
Did you see this one weird trick that makes your manhood grow by 2 inches?

I bought the ebook, I am not convinced it is working.
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Good thing you live off of your sultry, "lostboy" boyish charm ;)
 
mattrag said:
FL3X is a beast. But if he says drink Semen and the people at beast and AM think he is serious about it.... then I think those reading and believing need to re access somethings lol.
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Arachidonic acid products are really expensive...I think I may just start drinking my semen for the high prostaglandin content.

Semen...rendering X-Factor useless.
 
Hmm... I seem to have lost 2.4kgs over night... (around 5lbs) hitting the lowest I have in months... and I didn't even take a crap yet... cut going well? I hope I don't lose muscle. FL3X, are you cutting yet? WTF are you runnign now?
 
mr.cooper69 said:
Arachidonic acid products are really expensive...I think I may just start drinking my semen for the high prostaglandin content.

Semen...rendering X-Factor useless.
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Ever seen those pics of that tribe somewhere that drinks cow's menstrual matter to grow their balls? Maybe if we all just drank each other's semen we'd have similar effects. Cept with our slongs!


Ben, is this that secret Ebook trick to grow your's 2 inches?!
 
mattrag said:
Hmm... I seem to have lost 2.4kgs over night... (around 5lbs) hitting the lowest I have in months... and I didn't even take a crap yet... cut going well? I hope I don't lose muscle. FL3X, are you cutting yet? WTF are you runnign now?
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This happens to me on a weekly basis. Consider a couple factors: 1. Water and electrolye intake + sweating, 2. Meals can take over 24 hours to fully pass through your system depending on size (in other words, what you did two and three days ago can affect your weight this morning), 3. Unintentional diuretic intake (think osmolytes)
 
mattrag said:
Ever seen those pics of that tribe somewhere that drinks cow's menstrual matter to grow their balls? Maybe if we all just drank each other's semen we'd have similar effects. Cept with our slongs!


Ben, is this that secret Ebook trick to grow your's 2 inches?!
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I can't say in public. I have joined their affiliate programme though so will happily sell you a copy of the book.

You should buy it. It is amazing and totally changed my life.
 
mattrag said:
Ever seen those pics of that tribe somewhere that drinks cow's menstrual matter to grow their balls? Maybe if we all just drank each other's semen we'd have similar effects. Cept with our slongs!


Ben, is this that secret Ebook trick to grow your's 2 inches?!
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Coop's comment made me lol and I have to spread more reputation around before I can get him for it.

Yours, however, just sounds like Justin's idea of the circle jerk :no:
 
mattrag said:
Hmm... I seem to have lost 2.4kgs over night... (around 5lbs) hitting the lowest I have in months... and I didn't even take a crap yet... cut going well? I hope I don't lose muscle. FL3X, are you cutting yet? WTF are you runnign now?
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EVERYTHING
 
MidwestBeast said:
Coop's comment made me lol and I have to spread more reputation around before I can get him for it.

Yours, however, just sounds like Justin's idea of the circle jerk :no:
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Justin does seem a bit obsessed about spewing on us doesn't he! "no homo" I am sure :umbrella:
 
mr.cooper69 said:
This happens to me on a weekly basis. Consider a couple factors: 1. Water and electrolye intake + sweating, 2. Meals can take over 24 hours to fully pass through your system depending on size (in other words, what you did two and three days ago can affect your weight this morning), 3. Unintentional diuretic intake (think osmolytes)
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Yea, recently I have been researching on electrolyte and mineral deficiencies and am looking to buy something to address this.
 
mattrag said:
So how's Ben's semen? I wanna buy that ebook but Ben's price is steep. 6 months of my semen sent frozen every other week... ; ;
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Tastes like crumpets and Earl Grey tea.
 
Cyrus you sure you want to join this thread on a regular basis?
 
mattrag said:
Hmm ... I read your thread over at the forbidden place of body building, and I have always wanted to give it a try. Perhaps this time I will....
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There has since been a reformulation (for the worse) so I'm not sure if it will live up to the old version, but I certainly loved it.
 
LiveToLift said:
I knew that just figured there was a computer there too?!? LOL Welcome back brother!
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Yea, unfortunately it wasn't mine lol.

I came on once in a while. Mostly to say hello. There is so much posting going on in this thread that I am pretty sure it just got lost lol.
Another thing is that another company I rep lost the rep spot here so I have been busy on other forums as well ;)
 
LoL had to read all today's steamy action it does seen to me our good buddy Fl3x has a way of trying to work some non hetero action with his RecoverBros. I think ever since that scandal of the hot tub certain Bro's have revealed themselves to much.
 
PrepNwa23 said:
I think ever since that scandal of the hot tub certain Bro's have revealed themselves to much.
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Who's revealing what????
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I can say whatever I want in this thread without tarnishing my professional reputation with Beast.

Just like I told my boss at my physical job once who hated me cuz I came into work with a black eye once: "I could prance around in a pink cowboy hat and stilleto fcking heels getting sh!tfaced on appletinis on my nights off if I wanted to. It doesn't effect my performance when I am here so how about you never call me in your office and profile me like this again?"

The next day, I got the promotion I was looking for and I don't work for him anymore lol.
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spoon pic or it didn't happen
 
bdcc said:
I don't eat gluten therefore I call shenanigans!
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Haha. I don't either. I am highly gluten sensitive. Just a little and I'm bloated and can feel my body swell up for days.
 
mattrag said:
Haha. I don't either. I am highly gluten sensitive. Just a little and I'm bloated and can feel my body swell up for days.
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If we spend more time together we might start getting our periods on the same day!
 
mattrag said:
Yea, unfortunately it wasn't mine lol.

I came on once in a while. Mostly to say hello. There is so much posting going on in this thread that I am pretty sure it just got lost lol.
Another thing is that another company I rep lost the rep spot here so I have been busy on other forums as well ;)
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Shhhhhh...there no Needto bring that up again...
:nono2:
 
schizm said:
Ahhh, Hello...?
:ugh2:

Is it 4:30 yet?
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I just need it to hit 3.

I got maybe 4 hours of sleep last night and feel awful, this morning. My stomach has been in knots all morning, too.

I want to go home and drink dimetapp and have Ben take care of me :(
 
Today is the first day of starting IF, of course I'm going to start on a day that I'm starving when I wake up. Hasn't been as bad as I thought. I'm going with the two light meals pre workout and then the large meal after working out.

First Pre-Workout Meal at 12:30 (20% calories)
Second Pre-Workout Meal at 3:30 (20% calories)
Workout 4:30 - 6
Large meal at 6 (60% calories)
Fasting starts backup at 7pm til 12:30 next day.
 
mattrag said:
Yea, unfortunately it wasn't mine lol.

I came on once in a while. Mostly to say hello. There is so much posting going on in this thread that I am pretty sure it just got lost lol.
Another thing is that another company I rep lost the rep spot here so I have been busy on other forums as well ;)
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Yea how did I not get in on why **** lost the spot here? Is that top secret?
 
LiveToLift said:
Yea how did I not get in on why **** lost the spot here? Is that top secret?
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**** met with *** and made a love child and called it *********** and then that love child slept with **.com's mom which resulted in hurt e-feelings and some e-stds.

either that or they were $300,000 over budget, 2 months behind schedule, and couldn't pay AM for the sponsorship.
 
D2footballjrc said:
Today is the first day of starting IF, of course I'm going to start on a day that I'm starving when I wake up. Hasn't been as bad as I thought. I'm going with the two light meals pre workout and then the large meal after working out.

First Pre-Workout Meal at 12:30 (20% calories)
Second Pre-Workout Meal at 3:30 (20% calories)
Workout 4:30 - 6
Large meal at 6 (60% calories)
Fasting starts backup at 7pm til 12:30 next day.
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I ate one meal, yesterday. lol
 
MidwestBeast said:
I just need it to hit 3.

I got maybe 4 hours of sleep last night and feel awful, this morning. My stomach has been in knots all morning, too.

I want to go home and drink dimetapp and have Ben take care of me :(
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Do what I do when I want to go home...Go make yourself vomit in the bathroom...tell your boss you need to go home...profit. ;)

...unrelated, might you know where/how one might obtain some AI samps? I'd ask Bruce, but I fear he's feeling lightheaded from lack of eating...
 
D2footballjrc said:
**** met with *** and made a love child and called it *********** and then that love child slept with **.com's mom which resulted in hurt e-feelings and some e-stds.

either that or they were $300,000 over budget, 2 months behind schedule, and couldn't pay AM for the sponsorship.
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I didn't ask why PP isn't around anymore..... Oh wait nm lol
 
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