Douchebags at the gym...

mikeg313 said:
Use to be a jock strap and a weight belt but I pissed my jockstrap too much. Lol
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U shít ya self 2?
 
matt8483 said:
I consider myself somewhat of a veteran at the gym, but the whole not curling in the squat rack thing is a little confusing. While I understand what it means, what if theres no other place to do biceps curls with the 45lb BB? Which I love and would rather that than those puny pre-weighted straight bars. I guess I'm a dousche!!
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Same here ... Im with u on that one, gotta get on that squat rack or Olympic Rack for some good curls without having to do a Deadlift every set as well
 
Vote4pedro said:
Same here ... Im with u on that one, gotta get on that squat rack or Olympic Rack for some good curls without having to do a Deadlift every set as well
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I will end up working off one of the benches which is equally as bad. But if you want to do 100+ pounds on the straight bar instead of the ez bar then there aren't many options.
 
there usually are more bench bars than squat bars though.
 
ManBeast said:
there usually are more bench bars than squat bars though.
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We have 1 of each type of bench and 1 power rack and 1 smith rack. The advantage to squat rack is a place to rest the bar at waste height. Now I have curled at the squat rack make 5 times total ever. And no one wanted to use it and I took about 5-10 mins top. I was doing 95 pounds I think. I always make sure that no one else is going to use it or plan on usin it. I know everyone at my gym however. So it's different than walking in a larger gym and just hopping in there for 30 minutes doing 65 pounds. Lol.
 
Vance said:
Every gym has at least one.

At my gym he is one of these; that (Fat, lonely looking) dude who you made the mistake of acknowledging once as you walked past him (Another common mistake is trying to help someone with their form before they end up in a wheel-chair who ends up being one of these) who now just has to come up and give it the "WAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?!?!?!?!" when you're on the last 2 reps of a power set. :frustrate

Or wants to come over and dribble **** about how his (Probably imaginary or inflatable) girlfriend is giving him the ****s while you're in the zone because you nodded at him once so obviously you care. Regardless of how many hints you drop the only way to get rid of this guy is to be as blunt as possible. :bryce:

So one of those episodes got me to wondering what the douchebags at your gym do to annoy/amuse you guys..?

Could be good for a laugh.
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HAHAHAHA!!! This is why I train with headphones on way too loud, a skull cap pulled way too low and a hood
 
Saw a guy the other day in the squat rack doing shoulder presses(with WAY too much weight for him), superset with deadlifts (had another BB directly behind him loaded with WAY too much weight for him). Then after his super set, he began to do some kind of leap thing like he was trying to see how far he could leap forward around the gym.
 
ive got thee for everyone today

douchbag numero uno..black guy not wearing sox with the ashiest legs in the world..lierally looked like he rubbed lifting chalk everywhere

douchebag 2.. this guys BO was disguisting..i smelled him from like 10 feet away.htf can yu not smell yourself

Douchebag 3..i feel bad for he guys who this personal trainer trains..hes gonna get them all injured..lets everyone use the sh*ttiest form and no range of motion whatsoever and after doin a set wich was obviously too heavy puts on more weight for them
 
The young guy that comes in, does 3 sets of 1 curl exercise then leaves. And brings a whole duffel bag full of ???? (bunk beardodrol?)
 
The other day this little 120lb asian dude came in wearing lifting gloves, a lifting belt, and a kids size wife beater. He then proceded to bench 95lbs with terrible form and grunting like he was lifting the world up on every single rep. Bad day to forget my headphones.
 
The new breed - "The DJs" (Sponsored by Beats)

Really? U need that big of a ****ing headphones? Why don't u bring a ****ing boombox instead ... And u wear em DJ style cuz ur a ****ing douche that thinks "looking cool" at the gym will get u gains ...
 
Vote4pedro said:
The new breed - "The DJs" (Sponsored by Beats)

Really? U need that big of a ****ing headphones? Why don't u bring a ****ing boombox instead ... And u wear em DJ style cuz ur a ****ing douche that thinks "looking cool" at the gym will get u gains ...
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Hatin on dem beats by Dre?
 
Vote4pedro said:
The new breed - "The DJs" (Sponsored by Beats)

Really? U need that big of a ****ing headphones? Why don't u bring a ****ing boombox instead ... And u wear em DJ style cuz ur a ****ing douche that thinks "looking cool" at the gym will get u gains ...
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Honestly, buddy of mine gotta pair..they're ****ing sick. sound quality its amazing..I'd rock them any day-regardless of how douchey you think I'd look
 
Vote4pedro said:
The new breed - "The DJs" (Sponsored by Beats)

Really? U need that big of a ****ing headphones? Why don't u bring a ****ing boombox instead ... And u wear em DJ style cuz ur a ****ing douche that thinks "looking cool" at the gym will get u gains ...
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Lmao! I just pictured some spikey hair douche with one hand holding a headphone up to one ear with one hand and the other a 15lb dumbell curling like a bitch. "gotta spin dem records baby!"
 
steppinRazor said:
Honestly, buddy of mine gotta pair..they're ****ing sick. sound quality its amazing..I'd rock them any day-regardless of how douchey you think I'd look
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Same phuck what another person thinks could give a damn phuckin shít.
I'm do what I gotta do.
 
Nobody at my gym makes the mistake of trying to be my friend,lol,if they aren't on juice and looking like a monster then I will tell them all the things wrong with their body and why they should be on juice.All I think about in the gym is killing it and my mp3 player.I see kids I went to school with from time to time,but they are on the same mission.I don't even make eye contact with people in my gym,I do the 1000 yard stare tunnel vision.I can be working out with them right next to me and completely forget they are there or ever were there.

By the time I actually get to the gym I've usually pounded c4 with endurance booster.Im already like gtf out of my way soon as I walk in the door.Seems like everyone kinda gets that though,they stay out of the peoples way that are just there actually work out on a different level.
 
I definitely have seen clowns like that at my gym. My favorite are the dancing dudes ... there were a bunch of those at the Golds over here. Thankfully I only worked out there for a month while my normal gym was shut down.
 
Anabolic850 said:
Nobody at my gym makes the mistake of trying to be my friend,lol,if they aren't on juice and looking like a monster then I will tell them all the things wrong with their body and why they should be on juice.All I think about in the gym is killing it and my mp3 player.I see kids I went to school with from time to time,but they are on the same mission.I don't even make eye contact with people in my gym,I do the 1000 yard stare tunnel vision.I can be working out with them right next to me and completely forget they are there or ever were there.

By the time I actually get to the gym I've usually pounded c4 with endurance booster.Im already like gtf out of my way soon as I walk in the door.Seems like everyone kinda gets that though,they stay out of the peoples way that are just there actually work out on a different level.
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Know thats a stupid thing to say so if my bro come and tryed to ask. For advice. Who is 18 years old u would say uve got no size u should be juicing. I alway find time to help any one out as long as they aint geting in the way of reps. We all started some where and for you to be telling every one to start juicing. Is a real db thing to be doing. Not every one who hits the gym need to be taking roids. So ask ur self with comments like that who is the real db is the newbie looking for a bit of advice of the bloke telling every that have a **** body and should be juicing
 
What can I say?Im anti-social and I like my privacy at the gym,plus I kind of don't like people in general,dont like what I got to say?Don't talk to me and stay away from me at the gym!Thats one of those magical things where if you dont like what you see you don't have to look.
 
Anabolic850 said:
What can I say?Im anti-social and I like my privacy at the gym,plus I kind of don't like people in general,dont like what I got to say?Don't talk to me and stay away from me at the gym!Thats one of those magical things where if you dont like what you see you don't have to look.
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Lol, you like your privacy but you'll let everyone at the gym know that tries to ask you anything that you're juicing? You badàss!
 
Anabolic850 said:
What can I say?Im anti-social and I like my privacy at the gym,plus I kind of don't like people in general,dont like what I got to say?Don't talk to me and stay away from me at the gym!Thats one of those magical things where if you dont like what you see you don't have to look.
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With an attitude like that u should be the one to stay away fRom the gym. There no need for it. Maybe if u spend 5 minutes. To take a look around every one there is try to do the same thing.
 
Its not that thats the problem thats fine it the attitude and tell pepoel they should be taking roids the no need for it.
 
Anabolic850 said:
I didnt say I was juicing
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Ok, so you aren't juicing but you'll tell others that they need to in order to meet your standards? :-/ ...... Are you just telling us you like your men looking a certain way?
 
At my gym this 18 year old skinny Asian kid comes in every night with crazy looking grin on his face (kinda like a possum with rabies, teeth exposed and all) and just stares at people while he does his calf exercises. I swear he only works calfs out....And he breathes so loudly its obnoxious... I was doing dead lifts the other day and look in the mirror, SURE ENOUGH, he is eyeballing me through the mirror with that ****ing creepy smile and heavy, weirdo breathing. I say "can I help you, buddy" and his grin grew by 2x while little spit bubbles formed around his lips...I think he popped a boner or something, but I got legitimately creeped out and went back to my work out...
 
lol I was just running my mouth to begin with,but I have a sense of humor,Im not mad about it,but never the less I stand by it,get on juice.
 
Anabolic850 said:
lol I was just running my mouth to begin with,but I have a sense of humor,Im not mad about it,but never the less I stand by it,get on juice.
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;-)



............. That's not a sexy wink either! .. Jus sayin....
 
A db spat out the biggest greeny on the sauna floor. When I ask wht he was doing. He looked amazed as if he had done nothing wrong after a mild debate ;-) he went and washed it down. Thats just plain wrong
 
Probably been said a thousand times, but I can't stand the freakin people with staring problems. Yesterday I was on the chest press and the guy on the machine next to me completely stopped his reps to just stare. I could see him with my peripheral vision and it's just weird. When I'd finish a set, he'd go back to doing his and then stop to stare again when I'd start the next set....
 
mikeg313 said:
Welcome to the peanut gallery........ That's PEANUT gallery NOT PENIS! This isn't the locker room.
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The locker room AKA scrotum central. Nothing like walking in to put my gym bag in a locker only to get ambushed by two old naked dudes squawking about their workout. "Did you see me over there earlier?! I was on the machine where you do this :hump: and then I went STRAIGHT to the machine where you grab the rope and do this :box:"
 
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