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Douchebags at the gym...

Mrpersinality said:
Do the old guys that stay naked from the waist down entirely to long in the locker room and have convos with anyone who will listen count?
Saw a guy drying his nuts with the hair dryer one time.
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^^^
 
Mrpersinality said:
Do the old guys that stay naked from the waist down entirely to long in the locker room and have convos with anyone who will listen count?
Saw a guy drying his nuts with the hair dryer one time.
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Oh man Iono how that one hasn't been brought up. Been awhile since I went to a gym with a locker room. That used to disgust me like crazy! Old as dude walkin around , shaving with his junk all up against the counter all the while with a fuking towel over their shoulder! Jus wanna say" excuse me nobody wants to see your junk or have it touch stuff ,how's bout you throw towel around your waste and be considerate of others!" nasty mother fukers!

I went into the Lockeroom one time and this Fabio looking fruitcake had all the hand dryers on pointing down on him sprawled out like an open jumping jack butt ass naked air drying like he was in a photo shoot of some fukd up sort. I looked right in his face and just said loud as hell "what the fuk?!" and turned around walked out. Lmao . Who does that ?!
 
I try to avoid paying attention to how guys are lifting. I figure screw em, if they wanna do a half assed Reps, go ahead. Not harming me, do your own BS. Now guys trying to correct my form, when I know I'm doing my **** right??? That pisses me off. What pisses me off most though is when they put the ****in dumbbells back in the wrong spot....How is it SO hard to put them back RIGHT where you got them? Man I hate having to search for the dumbbells I need. I'm pissed off just typing this.
 
I can't stand it when people stop what they are doing to watch you lift. "Yeah bro, I'm fixin to overhead press 235 for reps. Keep staring, you might just see something impressive." Like you can't see them standing there behind you watching. There's a mirror right there for crying out loud! Go mind your own business!
 
Jethro52185 said:
I can't stand it when people stop what they are doing to watch you lift. "Yeah bro, I'm fixin to overhead press 235 for reps. Keep staring, you might just see something impressive." Like you can't see them standing there behind you watching. There's a mirror right there for crying out loud! Go mind your own business!
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Some dudes gf stopped tonight to watch me curl 60lb dumbells then jump onto my skull crushers with the 45s on a ezcurl right after tonight. No complaints here ;-) lol 8===D
 
mikeg313 said:
Oh man Iono how that one hasn't been brought up. Been awhile since I went to a gym with a locker room. That used to disgust me like crazy! Old as dude walkin around , shaving with his junk all up against the counter all the while with a fuking towel over their shoulder! Jus wanna say" excuse me nobody wants to see your junk or have it touch stuff ,how's bout you throw towel around your waste and be considerate of others!" nasty mother fukers!

I went into the Lockeroom one time and this Fabio looking fruitcake had all the hand dryers on pointing down on him sprawled out like an open jumping jack butt ass naked air drying like he was in a photo shoot of some fukd up sort. I looked right in his face and just said loud as hell "what the fuk?!" and turned around walked out. Lmao . Who does that ?!
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Bahahshshaha
 
mikeg313 said:
Some dudes gf stopped tonight to watch me curl 60lb dumbells then jump onto my skull crushers with the 45s on a ezcurl right after tonight. No complaints here ;-) lol 8===D
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Beast mode curling 60lbs!
 
BamaDog said:
Is it wrong for me to use the squat rack for dumbbell curls ?
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Yes, unless your the biggest guy there by a lot. Hahaha
 
BamaDog said:
Is it wrong for me to use the squat rack for dumbbell curls ?
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I dont get the the thought process behind people doing that.. Ive never even seen it before. Maybe theres not as many douchebags at my gym as i thought
 
I bring my .38 special smith n wesson just in case I run into a big douche in the gym parking lot.
 
mikeg313 said:
Whatya gonna do, point it at him sideways?! Lol
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If it were u. I'd let ya taste the cold steel.
 
Totally forgot about this one.
Saw a teenage kid trying to "save" another teenage kid by talking the word of god in the locker room. Kid didn't even lift he just came to the gym to spread the good word. Lol so annoying man. The kid who was working out was with his dad and the dad said "stop trying to shove your beliefs down peoples throats lol that part was great.
 
Mrpersinality said:
Totally forgot about this one.
Saw a teenage kid trying to "save" another teenage kid by talking the word of god in the locker room. Kid didn't even lift he just came to the gym to spread the good word. Lol so annoying man. The kid who was working out was with his dad and the dad said "stop trying to shove your beliefs down peoples throats lol that part was great.
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Some guy did that to me the other day in the middle of a set. After I politely told him to go **** his self, he still persisted. I finally literally had to tell him to go **** his self. Don't come to a gym wearing jeans and try to preach at me while I'm working out. Who even let that guy in there anyway?
 
Finally ran into my first major gym douchebags today... Lets call them Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber... (cuz they kinda looked like jim carey and that other dude...)

Let me present the following pieces of evidence to the court:
1) Both were chicken-legged bastards with somewhat decent upper-body development.
2) Both wore weightbelts for every excercisie (including machine lat-pulldowns, and standing ez-bar curls).
3) Both grunted like primates in heat on every rep.
4) Sh*tty form was adhered to, turning every exercise into a full-body movement (hence the weightbelts?).
5) Nothing was returned to where it belonged.
6) Texting was observed between every set (despite the signs that say no cellphone use permitted).
7) Flexing in the mirrors was constant.
8) Talked way too loud about how pumped they were getting.
9) Made obscene remarks about the cardio bunnies.
10) Didn't wipe anything down.
11) Probably walked around naked in the locker-room.

So what do ya'll think?

ManBeast
 
ManBeast said:
Finally ran into my first major gym douchebags today... Lets call them Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber... (cuz they kinda looked like jim carey and that other dude...)

Let me present the following pieces of evidence to the court:
1) Both were chicken-legged bastards with somewhat decent upper-body development.
2) Both wore weightbelts for every excercisie (including machine lat-pulldowns, and standing ez-bar curls).
3) Both grunted like primates in heat on every rep.
4) Sh*tty form was adhered to, turning every exercise into a full-body movement (hence the weightbelts?).
5) Nothing was returned to where it belonged.
6) Texting was observed between every set (despite the signs that say no cellphone use permitted).
7) Flexing in the mirrors was constant.
8) Talked way too loud about how pumped they were getting.
9) Made obscene remarks about the cardio bunnies.
10) Didn't wipe anything down.
11) Probably walked around naked in the locker-room.

So what do ya'll think?

ManBeast
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I laughed my ass off!!!!
hahaha
 
ManBeast said:
Finally ran into my first major gym douchebags today... Lets call them Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber... (cuz they kinda looked like jim carey and that other dude...)

Let me present the following pieces of evidence to the court:
1) Both were chicken-legged bastards with somewhat decent upper-body development.
2) Both wore weightbelts for every excercisie (including machine lat-pulldowns, and standing ez-bar curls).
3) Both grunted like primates in heat on every rep.
4) Sh*tty form was adhered to, turning every exercise into a full-body movement (hence the weightbelts?).
5) Nothing was returned to where it belonged.
6) Texting was observed between every set (despite the signs that say no cellphone use permitted).
7) Flexing in the mirrors was constant.
8) Talked way too loud about how pumped they were getting.
9) Made obscene remarks about the cardio bunnies.
10) Didn't wipe anything down.
11) Probably walked around naked in the locker-room.

So what do ya'll think?

ManBeast
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They prob were wearing belts to keep the waist tight. If you wear you belt during ur whole workout it tightens up up waist. That's what Ronnie says anyway. N I have chicken legs to its somthing we work on. It's just a genentic flaw. Not sign of douche. As far as form, who cares. Everyone trains different. I have trained with lots of momentum n at times .. wack form and also super strict form. Both work some respond better to one or the other. No big deal...
 
ManBeast said:
Finally ran into my first major gym douchebags today... Lets call them Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber... (cuz they kinda looked like jim carey and that other dude...)

Let me present the following pieces of evidence to the court:
1) Both were chicken-legged bastards with somewhat decent upper-body development.
2) Both wore weightbelts for every excercisie (including machine lat-pulldowns, and standing ez-bar curls).
3) Both grunted like primates in heat on every rep.
4) Sh*tty form was adhered to, turning every exercise into a full-body movement (hence the weightbelts?).
5) Nothing was returned to where it belonged.
6) Texting was observed between every set (despite the signs that say no cellphone use permitted).
7) Flexing in the mirrors was constant.
8) Talked way too loud about how pumped they were getting.
9) Made obscene remarks about the cardio bunnies.
10) Didn't wipe anything down.
11) Probably walked around naked in the locker-room.

So what do ya'll think?

ManBeast
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I have a few like this in my gym. On leg press did they have every plate on the machine and not even move it far enough to justify pulling out the lock up pin? At #11 what the f*** is wrong with people. I had a guy the other day try to get in his locker next to mine. I politely told him if he didn't cover up and get the hell away from me I was going to level him.
 
hugry4more said:
They prob were wearing belts to keep the waist tight. If you wear you belt during ur whole workout it tightens up up waist. That's what Ronnie says anyway. N I have chicken legs to its somthing we work on. It's just a genentic flaw. Not sign of douche. As far as form, who cares. Everyone trains different. I have trained with lots of momentum n at times .. wack form and also super strict form. Both work some respond better to one or the other. No big deal...
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Uh oh ! We're you at the same gym as manbeast?! Lol
 
Back brace belts for work have been banned by OSHA for a few years now cause they are proven to create injuries on the job before they help one. Would imagine using a belt for anything other than form is prob a bad idea. "keep the waist tight" what does that help?

Anyway saw a guy today about 300lbs completely out of shape trying to give advice to anyone who would let him. Something about being that put of shape tells me not to listen to him
 
Yeah fat guys benching the bar will not tell me what to do... Ever.


Haha yeah someone was at the gym wjth man beast^ uhoh
 
Theres always the douchbags that like to try and start a conversation with yu mid set.. They know to stay away from me cuz i give them the "f*ck you, dont come near me or i will drop you" death stare
 
machorox123 said:
Theres always the douchbags that like to try and start a conversation with yu mid set.. They know to stay away from me cuz i give them the "f*ck you, dont come near me or i will drop you" death stare
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You deff sound like the thread title just now bud
 
There's always the dbags who ask me what I am using no matter what. In the locker room. Bathrooms. Corners of any public place. And I just tell them eat a lot an lift even more. Dont need some idiot Hopin on black liver
 
It is one thing if I am between sets or something, but if I'm moving weight... f*ck off and wait.

ManBeast
 
U always get the dbag that because he bigger than u he thinks he dont have to move out the way when ur trying to put the dumbells back. And thinks he owns every think in the gym. P*** me off
 
CountryLiftin said:
There's always the dbags who ask me what I am using no matter what. In the locker room. Bathrooms. Corners of any public place. And I just tell them eat a lot an lift even more. Dont need some idiot Hopin on black liver
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yea i get the same ****...people dont believe that just by eating good food and proper training will do the trick. half the mother phuckers i talk to about are still in disbelief
 
divo006 said:
yea i get the same ****...people dont believe that just by eating good food and proper training will do the trick. half the mother phuckers i talk to about are still in disbelief
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Yeah and I'm not even that big. Had two bad injuries over the past year and I have spent more time out of the gym than in. And still. Haha. It's just called hardwork and being smart.
 
Dbags always have the same appearance:
-Entire sides of their shirts cut out with a tank top underneath
-The newest and brightest color workout shoes
-chicken legs
-heads on a swivel to stare at everybody else in the gym
-utilizing mirrors to perform the above mentioned action
-stand around putting in serious jaw workouts
-Steve Austin goatee
-shaved head
-arms puffed out to give an overall wider appearance
-flailing weights like gumby
-dropping horrible ass near people who are actually putting in work

Did I miss anything?
 
montedrvr said:
Dbags always have the same appearance:
-Entire sides of their shirts cut out with a tank top underneath
-The newest and brightest color workout shoes
-chicken legs
-heads on a swivel to stare at everybody else in the gym
-utilizing mirrors to perform the above mentioned action
-stand around putting in serious jaw workouts
-Steve Austin goatee
-shaved head
-arms puffed out to give an overall wider appearance
-flailing weights like gumby
-dropping horrible ass near people who are actually putting in work

Did I miss anything?
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Pmsl
 
montedrvr said:
Dbags always have the same appearance:
-Entire sides of their shirts cut out with a tank top underneath
-The newest and brightest color workout shoes
-chicken legs
-heads on a swivel to stare at everybody else in the gym
-utilizing mirrors to perform the above mentioned action
-stand around putting in serious jaw workouts
-Steve Austin goatee
-shaved head
-arms puffed out to give an overall wider appearance
-flailing weights like gumby
-dropping horrible ass near people who are actually putting in work

Did I miss anything?
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A shaved head and goatee makes a guy a douchebag? New shoes makes you a douchebag?
 
I got kicked off the force for spending to much time on anabolic minds and now I am stuck with "cop" in my user name. Can I get a mod to change it stakedJanitor?
 
montedrvr said:
Dbags always have the same appearance:
-Entire sides of their shirts cut out with a tank top underneath
-The newest and brightest color workout shoes
-chicken legs
-heads on a swivel to stare at everybody else in the gym
-utilizing mirrors to perform the above mentioned action
-stand around putting in serious jaw workouts
-Steve Austin goatee
-shaved head
-arms puffed out to give an overall wider appearance
-flailing weights like Gumby
-dropping horrible ass near people who are actually putting in work

Did I miss anything?
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:laughing:
 
StakedCop said:
I got kicked off the force for spending to much time on anabolic minds and now I am stuck with "cop" in my user name. Can I get a mod to change it stakedJanitor?
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:lol:
 
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