hmmmm........
Thinking of something witty, yet with a hint of sage.... (the wise kind, not the spice)
Tell Jr. this... daddy is involved with a forum to make himself better though aspects of physical, emotional, psychological, and spiritual development. All of the things that he does here is to bolster himself in these areas, finding a commonality amongst the masses, in an effort to further improve himself as a human being. When he asks why, you say that it's because he has work to get done, but he can't do it alone. If he thinks that is lame, turn around and whoop the livin crap outta the kid for being a smartazz. Show him what you've learned, and tell him that if he doesn't start squarin' up, some big MF'er named TiM is gonna come down to your house and scream in his face until he's deaf. And what will he scream about? Everything and nothing at all - he'll just scream at random until Jr. submits and no longer cares about rep points.
Quote that and I'll rep you. :cheers: