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TiM's Given it away!!!

The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom complained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
 
You out of goodies?
No, I outta newbies to give goodies to!!

Ok, makin' it official... LAST DAY!!! Don't want to make people wait any longer. If you don't have your addy in to me, get it in!!!

For anyone who hasn't won anything, there's still time to amuse me!!
 
Morning bump with some more Arianny Celeste!

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Dude, that second pic is just foul!! That's so wrong...


There should be a cover on the back of that plug box so someone doesn't get hurt!!!!

:djparty:
 
LOL. I honestly didn't even notice that she was sitting on a washing machine, lol!

True story. I walked in on one of my buddies' hot younger (but legal) sister holdind a beer while riding the washing machine :eek:
 
LOL. I honestly didn't even notice that she was sitting on a washing machine, lol!

True story. I walked in on one of my buddies' hot younger (but legal) sister holdind a beer while riding the washing machine :eek:
Remember that part in the Howard Stern movie where the chick was on the speaker? I found out that's actually true - it does work like that! Well, I don't know to "that" extent, but when my wife and I were dating, I had a decent size "system" in my car, complete with 12" Solo Baric running 400w. I put in a bass cd with test tones, had her recline a bit, and ... yup, things were feeling good on that side of the car!

Oh, and the biznitch seat of my bike works similarly at highway speeds. :D

Edit: the "but legal" part was nice... HA!!! :trout:
 
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Dude, that second pic is just foul!! That's so wrong...


There should be a cover on the back of that plug box so someone doesn't get hurt!!!!

:djparty:

LOL. I honestly didn't even notice that she was sitting on a washing machine, lol!

True story. I walked in on one of my buddies' hot younger (but legal) sister holdind a beer while riding the washing machine :eek:

It looks like it is a coin operated machine. I NEED QUARTERS, STAT!!!!
 
It looks like it is a coin operated machine. I NEED QUARTERS, STAT!!!!
no, no, no... They don't like when you have quarters. Gotta go with teh bills, man!!

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no, no, no... They don't like when you have quarters. Gotta go with teh bills, man!!

:trout:

:toofunny:

I'm talking about to get the machine fired up man! Besides, that old Maytag doesn't take bills.
 
yeah and its hard 2 fit a bunch of quarters in a thong.
 
I'm the other winner, so also thanks Tim and Athletic xtreme!
You're welcome! Close to 40 winners in this here thread! Still waiting on just a few more addresses, but I have most of 'em. Thanks!!
 
You're welcome! Close to 40 winners in this here thread! Still waiting on just a few more addresses, but I have most of 'em. Thanks!!

no thank you-can't wait to try the magnum.:bigok::thumbsup:
 
Waiting on 2 more, folks. If anyone sees Wheygood or bigMFer around, bug 'em to get ahold of me ASAP!!!

And I guess with no new folks in here for days, we'll call this one at an end. It's been hellacious fun, boys!! Hope to do it again soon! :head:
 
it's been amazing to see all these people get something for free... i feel special for being part of this (srs) once in a lifetime opportunity... it's one thing for a supp rep to say, "we're giving out a 2 day sample of such and such... 1st 5 people to blah blah blah..."
it's a total different thing when almost 40 people get an actual full sized product for just being in a thread... thanks Tim... that was pretty special.:You_Rock_Emoticon:
 
Eh, 'tis nothing.


And just to have one last bit of fun...

Find the mistake and win a second bottle!! What mistake? You find it, point it out, and you got it!! I don't make many, if any, and this one was a biggy. It was intentional, and nobody caught it! So to all you weiners in this thread, find the mistake and pick a second product of your choice!!!

:djparty:
 
Yup, some good stuffs in here over the night!! :lol:

Gonna try to wrap this up today. If your name is on the list below, I don't have your address yet. Please get it to me!

BigBeazy

nattydisaster

steam

HaroutA

BigMFer

10bathrooms0

southpaw23

posted on the 17th
 
there was no "The Hard FX Power Pack" Mini contest this week?
 
so this was a mistake?

nope.

posted on the 17th

Nope. Deadlines, I hate 'em. Some people are "mathematical" or "logical" thinkers. They do things by the number. I'm an artist. There is no spoon. :veryhappy:

there was no "The Hard FX Power Pack" Mini contest this week?

Nope. Participation dropped off a bit and I decided not to do it. But maybe the person who actually gets the mistake might be treated to a PowerPack. :D

I didn't realize I was one of the winners. I just PM'ed Tim with my address.

To celebrate the awesome-ness of this thread (and AX being back), here's a nice shot of Alenka Bikar:

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Yeaaahh... that's gonna be in my head just before pillow time tonight. :love:
 
the only thing i can think of is that christina hendricks was on NBC's ER... but i don't think that's your mistake... i give up... good luck everyone
 
the only thing i can think of is that christina hendricks was on NBC's ER... but i don't think that's your mistake... i give up... good luck everyone
Didn't know she was on ER. Didn't care either - never watched ER! :)

That's not the big mistake, though. It's a simple mistake, and being so simple, it's one that's probably been looked over time and time again! 13 pages to look through, and any one of 'em will yield the answer. ;)
 
the mistake was admitting to watching The Golden Girls! ok... maybe not
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Tim said, "I have lost my mind, but it has nothing at all to do with this thread. It happened about 2pm on April 24, 2004 when I said "I do". "

hehhehehe....
 
Weiners my man!! Now hit me up...
 
I'm on my phone and this is 13 pages soooo I have no idea what has been said. But T-AD are you really 6'4"?!
 
Hijack :D
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VERY nearly negged. Borderline asking you to modify post. :grumpy:

Tim said, "I have lost my mind, but it has nothing at all to do with this thread. It happened about 2pm on April 24, 2004 when I said "I do". "

hehhehehe....

Nope. That wasn't a mistake, just something insane. :D

I'm on my phone and this is 13 pages soooo I have no idea what has been said. But T-AD are you really 6'4"?!

Yes, yes I am. And with the boots that I'm wearing today (taking bike to work), I'm closer to 6'5".

You said there were 2 winners but there was WAYY more then that?

Lol could it be the mistake?

No, that wasn't a mistake. It was a pleasant turn of events!!


You've all got till 4pm EST today to find the one I'm looking for!! Clue? It's on every page, and you don't even have to read all the posts. It's right there, staring at you, looken you right in the face...
 
Your status is set as registered user, not AX rep.

Oh and your weight, 295?




j/k, much love for ya Timbo.
 
You've all got till 4pm EST today to find the one I'm looking for!! Clue? It's on every page, and you don't even have to read all the posts. It's right there, staring at you, looken you right in the face...

I'll take a stab. The fact that you spelled winners wrong on every page.
 
Your status is set as registered user, not AX rep.

Oh and your weight, 295?




j/k, much love for ya Timbo.

Yo Jimbo!! I never corrected my weight, but no biggy. I haven't stepped on a scale in about 6 months either! :D (Probably about 310 right now. :( But I'm workin on it! :D )

I'll take a stab. The fact that you spelled winners wrong on every page.

No, I meant to call y'all a bunch of weiners. Wrong error, but kinda getting there...

CLUE (cause I'm feeling REALLY generous today): The "mistake" was made long before anyone posted a reply in this thread and it continued to present itself on every page thereafter.
 
ok-this really isn't from your personal stash-you told one guy your stash was really low, lol.
 
You didn't post the pictures of you bike vin number or you wifes ID.

You shouldn't put that info on a public forum anyway!!
 
"Tims GIVEN it away" past tense of GIVE!! Yay or Nay??
 
Yes, yes I am. And with the boots that I'm wearing today (taking bike to work), I'm closer to 6'5".


and your 295lbs+...DAMN! Your big, like real big, like DAAAAAAAAAAMN big, like HOLY SH!T, FUKK, can I call you Godzilla?!
 
ok-this really isn't from your personal stash-you told one guy your stash was really low, lol.

No, I said I was going to give away 2 orange AXcell from my own stash for the winners mentioned, and I still plan to do that. My stash is small, but I am generous. The rest of it comes from a very generous person who likes to give away things just as much as I do if not more!

You didn't post the pictures of you bike vin number or you wifes ID.

You shouldn't put that info on a public forum anyway!!

I didn't look at my bike's VIN number, either!! The contest evolved quite early on to include much more than what I had originally stated. I have my bike with me today and will determine who gets that second tub of AXcell from the posters here. I'll let that person know, too. If they already won something else, that wasn't part of my stash but was part of my commitment, so they'll get 2 prizes from 2 sources! If that lucky stiff also guesses correctly in this final contest, they'll score 3 AX products and be set for a good while!!

Besides, Jim, you know I would have photochopped out all the important info. ;)
 
"Tims GIVEN it away" past tense of GIVE!! Yay or Nay??

HOLY CRAP


WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!


You guessed it!! I put that in there on Day 1 with the intent of doing something special on the last day. "Given" should be "Giving" or atleast "Givin'", NOT the past tense.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Now whaddya want?!?! :D

I've already got you down for an AXcite Magnum. You could go AXcite LP7 to smell pretty with it, or go with HardFX to have some great workouts and really add to your "load"!!! Or take another Magnum, I don't care! The choice is your's. Here's the Arsenal to choose from:

Axcite LP7
AXcite Magnum
MassFX The Destroyer
HardFX
LeanFX
Carnobolic
AXcell (orange or berry)
Stimulant X

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if i couldn't win-at least my good bud az did.



congrats az!!!!!:bigok:
 
This is AXciting!! Thanks for this entire Promo AX and of course Tim. I think the HardFX is my choice to pick things "UP" for me. SCHWING!!!
 
Done!

All addresses are in. Good to go, folks! I'll try to let you know when everything ships. If not, let me know when you get it!!
 
No, I meant to call y'all a bunch of weiners. Wrong error, but kinda getting there...

CLUE (cause I'm feeling REALLY generous today): The "mistake" was made long before anyone posted a reply in this thread and it continued to present itself on every page thereafter.

Damn it....so close!
 
and your 295lbs+...DAMN! Your big, like real big, like DAAAAAAAAAAMN big, like HOLY SH!T, FUKK, can I call you Godzilla?!

HA!! Nah, dude, I'm not that big. Well, my stats are just about that, but don't imagine me as a solid mountain of rock or anything. See my background and you'll know that I'm coming into this training world from the opposite end of most. Many seem to start out as thin or smaller people looking to get bigger. I started out big, but the wrong kind of big, and have had to work my way down! After college, I was probably about 375, but whittled down to about 280 a few years ago while building the good stuff.

One personal philosophy that I'd like to pass on is that it really doesn't matter how big you are, how ripped, how shredded, or whatever. To me, it's all about heart. If you're in the gym working your butt off, leaving pools of sweat and blood and tears and piss, making changes to yourself, then you're one hell of a man or woman for doing it. If you're some skinny surfer kid born with a natural 6-pack and never hit a gym for a day in your life, then I shrug and say "eh, whatever". Those who work for it earn it. Those who don't, don't. We're all at some point in our progress - far from finished yet far from where we began. To cross over into the biker world, it still rings true - it's not about the destination; it's all about the journey.
 
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