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Supp sippz,

Freakin' snowed here in SacTown last night.......un-frikkin' believable.

I had snow caked on my windshield this morning..........Crankin' the fireplace and heater watchin Monday Night Football.......:love:

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BLG;2229324 i'm slurping on a favorite shakey of mine.[/QUOTE said:
No surprise there.

Anywhoo. You'd think the guy could've had the descency to drive out to an alley somewhere private if he needed to blow his brains out. That's pretty s hitty to do it in front of the wife and kids. I don't have an ouce of sympathy for the dude, but it sux for the kids.
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Werd! I try to avoid them. Especially when it's someone I don't know or give a sh!t about. It's like going to a wedding for a co-worker. Just a pain in the ass. Going to the funeral isn't gonna bring the fukker back to life. Save the condolences for the people who actually knew the bastard and gave a sh!t.
 
Getting back into my training :) chest yesterday then a 4mile run in the evening. Deads this morning then a swim in the evening!
 
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LOL

I ain't going to that Not Big's Funeral.... he can kiss my ass!
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I know it wasnt true, but makes me think of that part in Pumping Iron where Arnold said he wouldn't go to his dads funeral cause he was in contest prep.

I gotta say, home ownership is OVERRATED! Wow are houses a lot of work. I picked up a foreclosure this summer and I don't think the work will ever end.
 
This x-tren and pplex is getting me jackeder and stronger. I was doing walking lunges with hundies in each hand t'other night. It's almost as good as real gears. I'm not really gaining w8, but I never been this "skinny" at 240. THe waistline is like 34" now with Abz coming in and everything. Strength still ain't quite what it was in the real tren/test, but still can't complain.
 
roids1 said:
This x-tren and pplex is getting me jackeder and stronger. I was doing walking lunges with hundies in each hand t'other night. It's almost as good as real gears. I'm not really gaining w8, but I never been this "skinny" at 240. THe waistline is like 34" now with Abz coming in and everything. Strength still ain't quite what it was in the real tren/test, but still can't complain.
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wait, did you need a spotter for those lunges? :toofunny:
 
I prolly should'a had one. God only knows what might have happened if I'd gotten down there and not been able to get back up. Dangerous stuff!
 
Evening CTers. Bad day. I was SFW hard this afternoon. Trying to grow some lats like roids even though I'm a not-big. Anyway, I was showering after the session and this creepy old guy rips open the shower curtain. I just glare at him without flinching. I didn't have my glasses on but it could have been BHG stalking me. Must have run out of sand in his weights at home. He didn't ask me if I could spot him on lunges but I still think it could have been BHG.
 
Supp not-bigs.........

Spaghetti and Meatballs and Merlot mah good dems...........

Prip of p-kush to follow..:love:

Gear time starting after X-mas.......no need to start during Holidays.......just gonna wait and kruse test in Jan..........

Charlie Brown X-mas next to the fire and hummerage on the horizon.. :)

Sorry about the BHG stalkage, SB. :(
 
Whitesnake said:
Charlie Brown X-mas next to the fire and hummerage on the horizon.. :)
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The CT could replace Linus' true meaning of Christmas any day. GYCH :bigok:
 
Sup sippers! I went down to the store to grab a coupla pints around 6:oo, since today wasn't a SFW day, then ran into a coupla mates on the way back up. Next thing you know, everone's congregatin' here for a good two hours, poundin' pints and prips! 8am class may be a little rough tomorrow. :paranoid:
 
G'day CTers. I got to work today and apparently there is a squirrel epidemic. I get like 3 all employee emails stating not to feed the squirrels cause they bite you. Apparently, people(employees) have been feeding squirrels and getting bitten. That made my day.

And on my quest to bigness, I started my 6 week m-drol epi bridge on monday. I am hoping for 240 on the mdrol and then to harden up on the epi and finish around 235 after PCT and everything. I weighed 226 this morning so so far so good.
 
SilentBob187 said:
Evening CTers. Bad day. I was SFW hard this afternoon. Trying to grow some lats like roids even though I'm a not-big. Anyway, I was showering after the session and this creepy old guy rips open the shower curtain. I just glare at him without flinching. I didn't have my glasses on but it could have been BHG stalking me. Must have run out of sand in his weights at home. He didn't ask me if I could spot him on lunges but I still think it could have been BHG.
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Maybe it was the same old guy from the la fitness I went to a while back. He used to stand naked on the scale in the locker rooms for like 10 minutes, staring at people changing. This was followed by another increment of time, walking around with nothing on, trying to strike up conversations with people. Awkward I say!

Maybe he's related to BHG???
 
country1911 said:
G'day CTers. I got to work today and apparently there is a squirrel epidemic. I get like 3 all employee emails stating not to feed the squirrels cause they bite you. Apparently, people(employees) have been feeding squirrels and getting bitten. That made my day.

And on my quest to bigness, I started my 6 week m-drol epi bridge on monday. I am hoping for 240 on the mdrol and then to harden up on the epi and finish around 235 after PCT and everything. I weighed 226 this morning so so far so good.
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Just dont forget to workout!



GICH
 
country1911 said:
G'day CTers. I got to work today and apparently there is a squirrel epidemic. I get like 3 all employee emails stating not to feed the squirrels cause they bite you. Apparently, people(employees) have been feeding squirrels and getting bitten. That made my day.

And on my quest to bigness, I started my 6 week m-drol epi bridge on monday. I am hoping for 240 on the mdrol and then to harden up on the epi and finish around 235 after PCT and everything. I weighed 226 this morning so so far so good.
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Dont let the squirrels bite you. You might be SFW's after wards and all the sudden the dam rabbies kick in and you start ragin' out on the weights. That would be followed by probably trying to bite all the other people there as well . Ofcourse.....

if Jake was there, he might like that.
 
brk_nemesis said:
Maybe it was the same old guy from the la fitness I went to a while back. He used to stand naked on the scale in the locker rooms for like 10 minutes, staring at people changing. This was followed by another increment of time, walking around with nothing on, trying to strike up conversations with people. Awkward I say!

Maybe he's related to BHG???
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thats nothing...theres a tv and couch in the locker room of one of the gyms i go to. These old dudes will sit their naked @sses on the couch and arm chairs and talk for an hour!. No towels underneath or nothing, just old droopy balls and sagging @ss all over the couch. One time a guy sat on the coffee table in there, bare @ss naked. He left buttcheek smudges on the table. It was disgusting! Im okay with a lil nudity in the locker room, but why are the old timers always just FLAPPING that sh!t around! Im mean, hell, sometimes im afraid to break out my post workout shake till after i leave the locker room...it could get butt-dust in it or something.
 
brk_nemesis said:
Dont let the squirrels bite you. You might be SFW's after wards and all the sudden the dam rabbies kick in and you start ragin' out on the weights. That would be followed by probably trying to bite all the other people there as well . Ofcourse.....

if Jake was there, he might like that.
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I was thinking of loading up some combat loads and goin' huntin'!

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mooch2321 said:
thats nothing...theres a tv and couch in the locker room of one of the gyms i go to. These old dudes will sit their naked @sses on the couch and arm chairs and talk for an hour!. No towels underneath or nothing, just old droopy balls and sagging @ss all over the couch. One time a guy sat on the coffee table in there, bare @ss naked. He left buttcheek smudges on the table. It was disgusting! Im okay with a lil nudity in the locker room, but why are the old timers always just FLAPPING that sh!t around! Im mean, hell, sometimes im afraid to break out my post workout shake till after i leave the locker room...it could get butt-dust in it or something.
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ahahahahaha! We had couches too!There was the old guy (same guy) that did that same sh!t, but I was gonna leave out the "sitting on the couch naked" part out. More so due to the fact I have seen other people go sit on that same couch at one point, and have said nothing. I know,... im an @ss, but it was funny.
 
Evening bigs and not-bigs. Bees and trees today. Afterward I felt like feeding some squirrels but the little effers were afraid of my 15" not-big cannons. Instead I went home and had a huge plate of spaghetti and took a bic to my noggin again. I have tomorrow off so I'll probably SFW and find some Natty Ice while I sight my new gun. Think I can get a concealed carry for a 7' rifle? Only one way to find out. :bigok:
 
so much happening on the CT! Silent Bob getting eye-raped in the shower, mooch and his sagging arse fetish, rabies and cannon-related homoeroticism gone wild . . . it's hard to keep up with the jones's!

I got some Not-AP the other night. That's right, Not-AP. Had to go SFW the next morning with aching, aching nuts. Had no chance for LHJO to relieve the pressure. Squats, caught the nuts. Lunges, caught the nuts. DLs, got through those alright. . .

. .anyways, this broad I met ages ago thru the dating site. Decided then that we werent going to AP, so I forgot about her until she txts me the day I get back from work.

I invited her around for bbq, she brings some merlot. We're on the couch and she mistakes me for a Big, starts rubbing my leg. Anyway, we're drinking, knocked off 3 bottles, making out. She says she's too drunk to drive, but doesnt want to go all the way. Thought, what the hell, once momentum starts building it shouldnt make much difference.

So I got her in my bed, it's real late by now. We're getting it on, but just before the director calls 'action' she says it's too soon. This happened about three times during the night . . not even a LHJO for my troubles! Goddamnit!

I need some sage advice, wise demlets. She's got those big, smokey eyes, real nice butt and huuuuge tracts of land ;) Damn, udders big enough to feed an entire African village! Should I pursue, or just put the whole damn thing behind me?
 
jakellpet said:
so much happening on the CT! Silent Bob getting eye-raped in the shower, mooch and his sagging arse fetish, rabies and cannon-related homoeroticism gone wild . . . it's hard to keep up with the jones's!

I got some Not-AP the other night. That's right, Not-AP. Had to go SFW the next morning with aching, aching nuts. Had no chance for LHJO to relieve the pressure. Squats, caught the nuts. Lunges, caught the nuts. DLs, got through those alright. . .

. .anyways, this broad I met ages ago thru the dating site. Decided then that we werent going to AP, so I forgot about her until she txts me the day I get back from work.

I invited her around for bbq, she brings some merlot. We're on the couch and she mistakes me for a Big, starts rubbing my leg. Anyway, we're drinking, knocked off 3 bottles, making out. She says she's too drunk to drive, but doesnt want to go all the way. Thought, what the hell, once momentum starts building it shouldnt make much difference.

So I got her in my bed, it's real late by now. We're getting it on, but just before the director calls 'action' she says it's too soon. This happened about three times during the night . . not even a LHJO for my troubles! Goddamnit!

I need some sage advice, wise demlets. She's got those big, smokey eyes, real nice butt and huuuuge tracts of land ;) Damn, udders big enough to feed an entire African village! Should I pursue, or just put the whole damn thing behind me?
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Mate, you gotta be kidding. You were that far into it and she canceled the show? It doesn't matter how hot she is. If she's 21, she might still be able to get by with that adolescent crap. But, if she's 35ish or beyond, forget it. I'd say, put it behind you and and move on. Let her come back and try to rekindle things with you if she wants, but she's gonna have to be slinging some leg next time. In the meantime, keep on looking.

GICH!
 
jakellpet said:
so much happening on the CT! Silent Bob getting eye-raped in the shower, mooch and his sagging arse fetish, rabies and cannon-related homoeroticism gone wild . . . it's hard to keep up with the jones's!

I got some Not-AP the other night. That's right, Not-AP. Had to go SFW the next morning with aching, aching nuts. Had no chance for LHJO to relieve the pressure. Squats, caught the nuts. Lunges, caught the nuts. DLs, got through those alright. . .

. .anyways, this broad I met ages ago thru the dating site. Decided then that we werent going to AP, so I forgot about her until she txts me the day I get back from work.

I invited her around for bbq, she brings some merlot. We're on the couch and she mistakes me for a Big, starts rubbing my leg. Anyway, we're drinking, knocked off 3 bottles, making out. She says she's too drunk to drive, but doesnt want to go all the way. Thought, what the hell, once momentum starts building it shouldnt make much difference.

So I got her in my bed, it's real late by now. We're getting it on, but just before the director calls 'action' she says it's too soon. This happened about three times during the night . . not even a LHJO for my troubles! Goddamnit!

I need some sage advice, wise demlets. She's got those big, smokey eyes, real nice butt and huuuuge tracts of land ;) Damn, udders big enough to feed an entire African village! Should I pursue, or just put the whole damn thing behind me?
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jakellpet said:
so much happening on the CT! Silent Bob getting eye-raped in the shower, mooch and his sagging arse fetish, rabies and cannon-related homoeroticism gone wild . . . it's hard to keep up with the jones's!

I got some Not-AP the other night. That's right, Not-AP. Had to go SFW the next morning with aching, aching nuts. Had no chance for LHJO to relieve the pressure. Squats, caught the nuts. Lunges, caught the nuts. DLs, got through those alright. . .

. .anyways, this broad I met ages ago thru the dating site. Decided then that we werent going to AP, so I forgot about her until she txts me the day I get back from work.

I invited her around for bbq, she brings some merlot. We're on the couch and she mistakes me for a Big, starts rubbing my leg. Anyway, we're drinking, knocked off 3 bottles, making out. She says she's too drunk to drive, but doesnt want to go all the way. Thought, what the hell, once momentum starts building it shouldnt make much difference.

So I got her in my bed, it's real late by now. We're getting it on, but just before the director calls 'action' she says it's too soon. This happened about three times during the night . . not even a LHJO for my troubles! Goddamnit!

I need some sage advice, wise demlets. She's got those big, smokey eyes, real nice butt and huuuuge tracts of land ;) Damn, udders big enough to feed an entire African village! Should I pursue, or just put the whole damn thing behind me?
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I think you deserve an infraction due to the fact you should have pulled a RHJO on her. Just tell her to lay still and watch how its done. You cant let her leave you hanging like that. FAIL.
 
bigmoe65 said:
I think you deserve an infraction due to the fact you should have pulled a RHJO on her. Just tell her to lay still and watch how its done. You cant let her leave you hanging like that. FAIL.
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this was considered, however spent 5hrs travelling after 96hrs of work. I was powdered toast.

She did clean my kitchen before she left - does that count for something?
 
jakellpet said:
this was considered, however spent 5hrs travelling after 96hrs of work. I was powdered toast.

She did clean my kitchen before she left - does that count for something?
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The cleaning of the kitchen was a admission of guilt. Doesnt count. You should have sprayed her.
 
Yes, you brought her home to AP, not to clean your kitchen. If you needed someone to clean your pad, you'd get married. You should have sprayed her with a quick RHJO for leaving you hanging like that!
 
non AP story

i finished work at 10 last night. The plan was to go home but my friend was out with his irish chick he's pounding and her mate. so the irish chick ends up convincing me to stay out longer and we go to a club. I don't usually buy girls drinks unless i know them and i didn't know this chick that well so i wasn't going to buy her one unless i was sure i was going to get some AP.

Her friend who i know a bit better kept on telling me to get stuck in etc and buy her a drink. so i got a couple Jägers going, not that she needed anymore drink by this point she was pretty smashed. So we're in this club and the chick i work with (the one who wants anal) turns up and starts hanging off me. i said to her " if i don't nail this irish chick i'll let you suck me off ok" and she just gave me a look, she loves the abuse.

anyway things with the irish girl weren't going too well, but just her voice was enough to get me off to be honest. so we're all in a taxi, me my buddy and the two irish chicks, me thinking the irish chick is staying at the other end of town but then she jumps out early saying bye, i chicken out and don't follow :( fail! sorry guys!

so i'm back at my mates house, he makes me some cheese on toast.(low fat cheese wtf?) His cupboard is filled with dark rum, i'm not going to be a *** and drink that crap so i have a peach schnapps and lemonade. i go for a crap.. the last couple days i've been eating really well, TONS of veggies etc. So i do my crap and i'm talking 3 big logs, i was so proud. i'm talking a good 8 inch each all in 1 go. I only had to wipe once aswell.

so i finish up and put the toilet lid down (it was one of those toilet lids you can see through) i flush and the handle had no pressure on it at all, it was totally ****ed! so i'm giggling thinking how am i going to get rid of all this poo. eat it? push it down? i didn't even have anything to put it in, so there goes me taking it home for tomorrows supper. In the end i took the lid of the system and done some DIY and managed to fix the toilet! so i flush away my mighty poo and go back through to the kitchen "bud i fixed your toilet!" i got some corn flakes.

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So the chick from work who wants anal turns up. the irish chick ends up KO'ing in my m8s bedroom so it's just the 3 of us. She starts rubbing my leg in **** and my m8 tells me to go bang her etc. told her i'd do her if she sucked my m8 off at the same time but he was having none of it! I really didn't want to share the guilt myself of nailing her, shes not hot at all and most of all she just nips the head. she always tells me how rough she is in bed but the two times i've AP'd her shes been a sack of potatoes! hate that crap.

not wanting to **** block my buddy anymore i leave with the chick and she tries it on in the street, then i tell her i'm off and go home! :rasp: so its like 5am and im thinking what can i do now, couple prips at my m8s? then i realise he's working at 7am so i go home to bed :(
 
bigmoe65 said:
The cleaning of the kitchen was a admission of guilt. Doesnt count. You should have sprayed her.
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It could of been counted if she cleaned up, jake came down stairs, she banged the hell outta him, cooked up some grub afterwards, cleaned up once again, then left.

Then... it would have counted for something. :bigok:
 
brk_nemesis said:
It could of been counted if she cleaned up, jake came down stairs, she banged the hell outta him, cooked up some grub afterwards, cleaned up once again, then left.

Then... it would have counted for something. :bigok:
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whaddayamean if she banged the hell out of me???? :ponder:

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Good no-AP story. At least you took a healthy ****!

Jake, just hope you don't get a case of tren d!ck!
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Tell me more about this tren d1ck roids. Is it worth the jackedness? I dont like the thought of being a Big yet have the junk not working.

anyways, she's coming over later on. going to cook me dinner. Afterwards I'll lay down the hard word.

It'll be just like a koala: eats roots and leaves :bigok:
 
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