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Doogsy123 said:
Word! Any positions opening up? I could do with taking a year out!:bigok:
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an insane geared up scotsman allowed near explosives? I dont see why not.

Chub said:
pop 5 rpm. go to sleep, wake up and crap yourself. Great colon cleanser!

GICH!
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Advice of the Week Award. You should start your own agony aunt thread called Ask Dr Chub

We could all chip in with our concerns, and you could come up with amusing yet unoriginal solutions to our woes.

Just an idea :32:

Whitesnake said:
I was invited to that special backdoor place last night for my B-Day.............:smileysex5:


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You and your arse banditry! Make sure you clean yourself properly!
 
Well, the liquor store didn't have J&B and my pockets aren't deep enough for the Macallan (I wish!) so I went with the Dewars 12 year.....yeah party.

Did someone say Toots????

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Fine, I will bend to your will. 3rd time I've rocked this jam since leaving work. This Dewars 12 year is effing DELICIOUS by the way...I'm impressed. If this song doesn't make you wanna dance, then there's something wrong with you. Skank it up whiteboys, skank it up... :afro:

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Wifes getting her hair done, I'm gonna have scotch and more scotch for dinner while playing original NES Mega Man 5, but only because I've already beaten 1-4. I like to keep it dorky. :439:
 
Should I get Turkey and Avocado sammich or Roast Beef and Avocado at Togos Eatery........Or Meatball sammich :dunno:

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So confused and soooo hungry. :food:
 
Whitesnake said:
Should I get Turkey and Avocado sammich or Roast Beef and Avocado at Togos Eatery........Or Meatball sammich :dunno:
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I'd go with roast beef, turkey starts to taste weird after a while.
 
Since they were outta Roast Beef.......got BBQ Beef Sammich and little young dude werkin there gave me like triple meat........:veryhappy: :food:
 
Im gonna order a 500g rump from the mess tonight. Garlic-Pepper it up. Some onions. Corncob. Potatoes in the jacket with sour cream and cheese.

1,000 cals or close to it dems!
 
..throw a small mix of garlic, crush red peppers, lemon pepper, and a hint of oregano on dat, and you got the secret recipe of a BIG.
 
Ask Roids, he's kinda a "Xtra Big"...........

Just getting bored........might as well go for massive status........

If I was 3 inches taller I would def be Xtra Big status right now........


Anyway......forget that.........time for a prip and glass of Merlot before I hit the rack.......gotta wake up at 5 in the morning and make a 2 hour drive for a corp. meeting....:banghead:
 
jakellpet said:
What the hell is "Xtra Big"?

You saying when I hit "Big" you fkkers gonna all be "Xtra Big"?

When you're "Xtra Big", then what is a not-Big become? Jesus!
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God damit! Im going to be "Xtra Unjacked"!

Got my next cycle planed, just need to wait for some cash to get it ordered! This should take me to around 205lbs :veryhappy:

Still not-freaking big, but sice im only 5'8 i should have the dimentions of a big (i hope!)
 
Oh, ive been working on my DRSE initiation. Last night i AP'd the Gf and then 10 mins later order her to provide me with some LHJO action to which she obliged. I hope this is to your liking, senior members!
 
You could become Xtgra big, BLG. The good thing about that is that it's easy for you to gain with those endomorphic genes. But, you'll always have to watch the cals (not cows, as in the ones you been APing) :LMAO: . I'm the opposite, if I don't get in 4 meals everyday, I'll lose weight like a mofo. Dubs could prolly get to XX-big status at about 275 with them xtra 4".

SFW sucked ass this evening. I had to leave after my 2nd set of incline bench. That fukkin right 'bow was killin me. Even cissus doesn't help these days. The friggin pain started radiating down my forearm. I'm prolly gonna go ahead and get that bastage operated on when I get back to the states. It's gonna suck ass not being able to SFW for at least a month. I'll be in a sling for about 4 weeks and probably be close to Not Big status for a short time. I could easily drop to 220 or less without SFW for a month. It's the right 'bow, so at least I'll still be able to do some LHJO.
 
Doogsy123 said:
God damit! Im going to be "Xtra Unjacked"!

Got my next cycle planed, just need to wait for some cash to get it ordered! This should take me to around 205lbs :veryhappy:

Still not-freaking big, but sice im only 5'8 i should have the dimentions of a big (i hope!)
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But you're a pretty strong bloke for a Not Big. Aren't you benching upwards of 3 bills?
 
Lookin pretty damn swole there roids, keep it up! :thumbsup:

That Dewars 12 was so good last night, I wound up getting pretty ripped. :drunk: Played a buncha video games with my buddy across the way, wound up throwing the glow-in-the-dark frisbee in the street at midnight till I hit a car and set it's alarm off. I ran like a 13 year old kid, then proceeded to Taco Bell to crush 3 Cheesy Gordita Crunches. :food: Strug-a-ling this morning, but the wife is going xmas shopping so I've got the house to myself, gonna lay on the couch w/the dog watching football all day. :head:

Perhaps some spankwire and LHJO is in order during halftime of the SEC game... :wall:

...and now, for no real reason, here's some highlights from Shaq's rookie year:

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Doogsy123 said:
God damit! Im going to be "Xtra Unjacked"!

Got my next cycle planed, just need to wait for some cash to get it ordered! This should take me to around 205lbs :veryhappy:

Still not-freaking big, but sice im only 5'8 i should have the dimentions of a big (i hope!)
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mooch is 5'8, with plenty of steak and LHJO you should be set for Big-dom :thumbsup:
 
until i my hips got all ****ed up a few months ago i was pushin XTRA-BIG. 5'9 233 with visible abs...i was a shootin for 250. well mabye next year...gotta get more neovar.

but yeah i will tell ya what...if your 5'8 and a lean 205 then you are a pretty big dude and not many taller guys will **** with ya....trust me on that one, ive been there.
 
heres food for thought doogsy...check out the pics in my profile. those are from 2 years ago i was 5'9 and just about 205lbs.
 
Nah......she's grading papers and shi t tonight.........I'm not grading papers if ya know what I mean. :439:


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werd! I got a few hits on the net dating site. Ones a bit long in the tooth but good to go, the other is a bit too flirty. IDK, those types seem to end up as non-events.

It's going to be wicked beach weather next week at home. Plenty of Snackpackers arrived in town, might go a graizing ;)
 
Seems like eerbody I know who's single is doing the net dating thing. That's kind of like shopping from home. Must be a lot more effecient that going to a pub and waking up the next day with an empty wallet and something that looked a helluva lot better at 2am with beer the goggles.
 
Had a bird at work offering me the backdoor sat night, but she's rough, way too skinny, dunno if i could go there again haha. maybe just to try ATM her. I'd have to be pretty wrecked though and i'm off the drink now :( off to SFW
 
roids1 said:
Seems like eerbody I know who's single is doing the net dating thing. That's kind of like shopping from home. Must be a lot more effecient that going to a pub and waking up the next day with an empty wallet and something that looked a helluva lot better at 2am with beer the goggles.
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IDK man, in some ways it's a poor substitute for tuning up chicks at a bar :(
 
BLG said:
Hold on, you're telling me that some chick offered you the Backdoor and you turned it down? You've got to be joking or Gay
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i just get so many offers. Gotta turn some down, she's skeleton skinny:ponder:
 
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