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Angel of Debt
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Maybe he can create a .Gif file of his cornole winking?
rubberring
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Angel of Debt
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My farts smell like straight up turkey. awesome!
Little known fact: BHG doesnt fart, he queefs through his mangina.
Little known fact: BHG doesnt fart, he queefs through his mangina.
jakellpet
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. . . comments from the Anus Whisperer :laugh:
Angel of Debt
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Vitruvian said i could Log HghUP while geared over at BN.
Will you guys come follow my log, please?
Will you guys come follow my log, please?
country1911
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AH, I am just too lazy to do all of this translating right now...
JW32Hoops
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I have no idea what y'all have been saying for the last 2 pages, don't feel like googling the translations. Anyhoo, Thanksgiving was bomb as hell. Cooked a ton of food with some neighbors, got a proper buzz on all day then settled into a sweet food coma. :food:
The Giants laid an egg, but other than that, great times. Oh, and I'm notabig anymore. Must be a combo of some time off and work stress, but I've lost 15lbs and pretty much all strength. EDIT: I mean I'm on a "sweet cut". Thanks RPM! :thumbsup:
OK, time to hit the office for a couple hours, then SFW then continue the bender. Start speaking English you damn dirty apes!
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The Giants laid an egg, but other than that, great times. Oh, and I'm notabig anymore. Must be a combo of some time off and work stress, but I've lost 15lbs and pretty much all strength. EDIT: I mean I'm on a "sweet cut". Thanks RPM! :thumbsup:
OK, time to hit the office for a couple hours, then SFW then continue the bender. Start speaking English you damn dirty apes!
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Whitesnake
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+ 1,000,000
I just scanned those last 2 pages and got nuthin' but a royal headache. :banghead:
Stuffed from Bird and Pie..............time for leftovers and a pipe rip or 6. :439:
BestHomeGym
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Vitruvian said i could Log HghUP while geared over at BN.
Will you guys come follow my log, please?
I will. I will!
i can't post there because they have banned every proxy known to mankind
jakellpet
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Vitruvian said i could Log HghUP while geared over at BN.
Will you guys come follow my log, please?
what is BN?
BestHomeGym
Banned
an older forum us Clean Thread memberz originally came from
You don't wanna go there.. Too many Admins have Nepolean Syndrome.
Admin: "Please try my new product. It's amazing, gives great pumps, fills your muscle up to become rock hard. Simply amazing product! You gotta try it!"
Customer/Product Tester: "Your product does nothing it proposes. In other words, it blows."
Admin: "We gotta ban his account and IP address so he never tells another soul!! We need to push this product!"
jakellpet
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sounds like a pack of wankers. I am so glad the mods here have no hidden agendas with dodgy supp companies.
But still, I would love to see that new Big to the CT, Angel of Debt, tear it up. I wonder if they will throw in some NeoVar? Heaven knows he needs it, tettoring on the not Big status at his height :lol:
Btw BestHomeGym, do you know that Angel of Debt is also known as The Anus Whisperer? True Story
BestHomeGym
Banned
LOL, i didn't know that...
roids1
Banned
Vitruvian said i could Log HghUP while geared over at BN.
Will you guys come follow my log, please?
Hell no! I wouldn't spend 2 minutes looking for another proxy to log onto that site. That place has it's own patented version of lameness! Of course they would let a reprobate like yourself log a product, because between the 8 members they have left (7 of them probably being the mods) don't have anyone else to log it.
jakellpet
Banned
lol, I joined up, made my mark and noticed there were 4 others online! It's a swinging joint fo sho!
I'll tell you what. If there's any interesting moments I'll be sure to share them on the CT.
Naturally, they must comply with AM rules and regulations. I will make sure of it.
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SilentBob187
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Just got in from a run. It's f*cking cold out tonight! I got about 50 yards and realized that my shoes are designed to let air flow through them, F******CK!
jakellpet
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run faster. GICH!
SilentBob187
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Keep it up. I'll be the first person since 'Random Task' to beat somebody with a shoe.
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GICH!
rubberring
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Angel of Debt
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LMFAO Is that Jakellpet??
I cant stop laughing ahaha
I cant stop laughing ahaha
jakellpet
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if that was me, the donkey would be running in fear. Fear, dems. Fear. :32:
. . . just got back from the beach. Thinking of flagging no-JO-day by having a LHer and a nap. Turning into a great Saturday!
Angel of Debt
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Got a little project going on. I bought a cheap semi-auto survival carbine called an AR7, i bought it at Walmart.
The whole thing screws apart and fits within its own stock. Supposedly floats in water but i havent tried that yet lol. pretty cool for camping or whatever.
I bought a shortened replacement barrel online. I Removed the big ugly rifle stock and replaced with a pistol grip (bought online as well). The standard clip is 8 shot, so i bought two 15rd mags that im going to turn into a 30 rd flip-clip.
It should look like what would happen if a german Mauser and a Tec9 mated and had a baby. The balance seems off though because of the smaller pistol grip. I may have to fill the handle with weight to compensate for the balance.
I dunno, should keep me busy for the day. Maybe i'll go squirrel hunting rambo style with this thing in december.
whats on the agenda for you dems today?
The whole thing screws apart and fits within its own stock. Supposedly floats in water but i havent tried that yet lol. pretty cool for camping or whatever.
I bought a shortened replacement barrel online. I Removed the big ugly rifle stock and replaced with a pistol grip (bought online as well). The standard clip is 8 shot, so i bought two 15rd mags that im going to turn into a 30 rd flip-clip.
It should look like what would happen if a german Mauser and a Tec9 mated and had a baby. The balance seems off though because of the smaller pistol grip. I may have to fill the handle with weight to compensate for the balance.
I dunno, should keep me busy for the day. Maybe i'll go squirrel hunting rambo style with this thing in december.
whats on the agenda for you dems today?
JW32Hoops
Banned
Beastly on that military press your Holy Latness. :hump:
Been slackin bigtime on SFW...getting back into it now, although I'm as weak as hadi_d after going through delmonte withdrawals. Was thinking of going for the "cut" look and do the lean thing for a while, but that's going to clash with my "cheeseburgers and high octane beer" diet. Gotta figure somethin out.. :dunno:
Kept it sober yesterday, just :439: might switch it up and go strictly :drunk: today. Gotta watch myself though...don't wanna cheat on my wife then crash my car into a fire hydrant. High risk of that around the holidays yknow...
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Been slackin bigtime on SFW...getting back into it now, although I'm as weak as hadi_d after going through delmonte withdrawals. Was thinking of going for the "cut" look and do the lean thing for a while, but that's going to clash with my "cheeseburgers and high octane beer" diet. Gotta figure somethin out.. :dunno:
Kept it sober yesterday, just :439: might switch it up and go strictly :drunk: today. Gotta watch myself though...don't wanna cheat on my wife then crash my car into a fire hydrant. High risk of that around the holidays yknow...
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Angel of Debt
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Careful for overtraining, or your pre-pubescent school girl upper body status will remain.
Poor tiger. heard his wife took a golf club to the back window to "Help him escape". :trink26:
Roids, they must look at you like Lou Ferrigno manhandling 225.
project is done sorta. Bored senseless. Might attempt to give myself a medium fade later to save a buck.
Angel of Debt
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Joe, as your gear advisor, i would suggest some Tren in your life. But thats illegal and frowned upon here at AM. Thankfully everything i say is ficticious and used as entertainment.
roids1
Banned
You've gotten a helluva tan there Dubs! Must be from tossin the bee around on the beach. All you need to do now is get back to work on the jack'dness.
Sh!t! I'd give a digit or two right now for a cheeseburger. In fact, I'd gladly pay you tuesday for one today!
Angel of Debt
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Just got done manhandling 250 for reps on standing military press. There wasnt enough weight left so i had to hogtie several chiner-men and attach them to the end of the olympic bar.
Had a wonderful day of LHJO and beach time here down under. Saw a very attractive kangaroo that i followed to the parking lot and banged it senseless between parked cars. My stay at home Goat will be none the wiser.
Tossed the 'Bee around at the beach rockin the magnum PI stache and aviators. Was asked if i was interested in a porn shoot. I turned it down though.
Went for a run in the cold and realized that i had my flip flops on. I turned back and got online to tell more AP storied on AM.
Awesome workout lastnight. My sandfilled plates all cracked so i called a few of my Hefty big'n brauds over and bench pressed them instead. Needless to say i failed on the first rep and ended up with a facefull of sweaty ass. I enjoyed that and really worked my roids doll over that night with all the pent up excitement.
Had a wonderful day of LHJO and beach time here down under. Saw a very attractive kangaroo that i followed to the parking lot and banged it senseless between parked cars. My stay at home Goat will be none the wiser.
Tossed the 'Bee around at the beach rockin the magnum PI stache and aviators. Was asked if i was interested in a porn shoot. I turned it down though.
Went for a run in the cold and realized that i had my flip flops on. I turned back and got online to tell more AP storied on AM.
Awesome workout lastnight. My sandfilled plates all cracked so i called a few of my Hefty big'n brauds over and bench pressed them instead. Needless to say i failed on the first rep and ended up with a facefull of sweaty ass. I enjoyed that and really worked my roids doll over that night with all the pent up excitement.
BestHomeGym
Banned
LOL There is definitely some wear and tear on those sandfilled weights of mine. I'll have to go shopping on ebay... see what i can find
It's official, there are rumors going around my job that i could be a fruit cake... thats not good... I told a friend of mine that "I love big bananas" and someone eased dropped on my convo and was like, "Yea we heard" wtf?
eating a plate full of turkey, stuffing, and String Bean Cassaroll.. Shtt is awesome.. my sister made the Cassaroll... Angel of Debt, you would love it
I haven't SFW in about 2 days... so today i have to go down in my basement and at least pretend i'm doing something so i can save face.
Couple fat chicks came over thanksgiving night and we just chilled on my couch and talked for a couple hours.. She is a major prude so i gotta take it slow with her... but when i finally get to take'em down, ya'll will be the first to know...
Oh and i was at work and i was feeling up on some nurse's boobs. she thinks i'm "so hot" and she told me to go to her car on her break. So i went out there and i was in a hurry so i said, "So you gonna show me your boobs?" about 56 seconds later, i was grabbing on those boobies and squeezing the nipples.. it turned out to be a decent night.
But the same chick who let me give her a breast cancer examine, also wants to hook up at the movie theater and see that New Moon movie. And i'm not too worried about seeing the movie, but more focused on what she promised me afterwards!!!
Wait and find out what happends!!! This monday it's going down!! Get ready for a new AP session!
It's official, there are rumors going around my job that i could be a fruit cake... thats not good... I told a friend of mine that "I love big bananas" and someone eased dropped on my convo and was like, "Yea we heard" wtf?
eating a plate full of turkey, stuffing, and String Bean Cassaroll.. Shtt is awesome.. my sister made the Cassaroll... Angel of Debt, you would love it
I haven't SFW in about 2 days... so today i have to go down in my basement and at least pretend i'm doing something so i can save face.
Couple fat chicks came over thanksgiving night and we just chilled on my couch and talked for a couple hours.. She is a major prude so i gotta take it slow with her... but when i finally get to take'em down, ya'll will be the first to know...
Oh and i was at work and i was feeling up on some nurse's boobs. she thinks i'm "so hot" and she told me to go to her car on her break. So i went out there and i was in a hurry so i said, "So you gonna show me your boobs?" about 56 seconds later, i was grabbing on those boobies and squeezing the nipples.. it turned out to be a decent night.
But the same chick who let me give her a breast cancer examine, also wants to hook up at the movie theater and see that New Moon movie. And i'm not too worried about seeing the movie, but more focused on what she promised me afterwards!!!
Wait and find out what happends!!! This monday it's going down!! Get ready for a new AP session!
SilentBob187
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Gentlemen, that's what the CT is all about. Thank you. :bigok:
Whitesnake
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Go Trojans...........
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rubberring
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Go Trojans...........
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I want some of what the girl on the right has Bruin. :bigok:
On a side note, I've been to L.A. many, many times... and I never see chicks like that. Hot Latinas and Asians, but blondes -- yeah, not so much. Luckily for me, I'm all about brunettes.
BestHomeGym
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I'm certainly not the picky type. Bring'em all on over!
Whitesnake
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Might wanna hit Santa Monica or San Diego...........Plenty of Blondies like that to go around......
rubberring
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Might wanna hit Santa Monica or San Diego...........Plenty of Blondies like that to go around......
I lived in San Diego for a couple of years. Good times... 'til the roommate got hooked on GHB.:34:
(But oh man, do I wish that stuff was still OTC. I'd slap jakell's mother for some of that old Renewtrient.)
jakellpet
Banned
There is a grain of truth in all that. . . Due to my nearBig status, I quite often get mistaken for a Big! non-Bigs just don't seem none the wiser!
Anyways, I hit the diesel last night. Met this broad earlier on, she said do you work out, because you seem to have the upper body of a pubescent school girl. However, play your cards right and there is plentiful AP on offer. Luckily my stay at home goat was none the wiser to this conversation!
So I was dropping beers, not the low-strength lite versions normally reserved for Bigs, I dont like to impose on that privilage. Had this vitC in my wallet ready to go. Got a txt from this broad, she was at the casino across town and said to come meet up. It was getting late, and I was also getting calls from one very irate stay at home goat which I happily ignored.
Decision was an easy one, so I arrived at the casino and this broad is hanging out with these chicks, it's someone's 21st birthday. For some reason there was plenty of fat chicks asking for breast examination, BHG would have been in titty heaven.
So Im talking with this chick, and she wants me to take her to the girls toilets. I was thinking Id get in easy with my upper body of a pubescent school girl, however this was not to be. Security asked me if I worked out, and said sorry, Id have to go to the Bigs toilets, but leave the goat behind. I was chuffed at the complement, and had a chuckle as I imagined the Anus Whisperer's reaction to such a comment lolz! I'm not even geared! We exchanged anactdots on NeoVar while the chick went to the toilet. She was pissed as she had plans for LHJO in one of the stalls.
So later we head back to my place. I made her wait outside while I beat the stay at home goat senseless with a knotted rope, and stuffed it's body into a lockable trunk. This was about 4am, so I cracked open a few caps of Neovar, crushed up some VitC and racked some lines for the main event.
All kinds of foul deeds were performed. At one stage my Stay at home goat regained consciousness, so in a NeoVar-fuelled rage took to it with a tire iron until it was silenced once more. The funny thing was I maintained this full-on boner the entire time!
About 10am this chick had to leave, said she had a great time etc. As she was walking out the door I said
GICH!
Angel of Debt
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