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I don't typically JO in the shower. It runs the water bill up and it's too hot & steamy for me. It's too easy to lock the computer room door and tell the wife I'm reading or sum10.
 
Well, I have done that now that you mention it. It's just easier to visualize that than imagine AP some random chick that I've never seen nekkid.
 
I just met this hot five foot tall chick today. I dig me short women. Dirty blonde hair, cute face, nice ass and fairly decent breasts. She even had these two matching tattoos on the top part of her breasts which is trashy but turns me on a little bit.

Anyways it was just a casual conversation at the pumps when I was getting gas. I ended up getting her number and will probably take her out this weekend. How I got her number in the span of five minutes is beyond even me. I must be exuding raw confidence these days because my luck with women has increased this year by leaps and bounds.
 
texaswolf said:
I just met this hot five foot tall chick today. I dig me short women. Dirty blonde hair, cute face, nice ass and fairly decent breasts. She even had these two matching tattoos on the top part of her breasts which is trashy but turns me on a little bit.

Anyways it was just a casual conversation at the pumps when I was getting gas. I ended up getting her number and will probably take her out this weekend. How I got her number in the span of five minutes is beyond even me. I must be exuding raw confidence these days because my luck with women has increased this year by leaps and bounds.
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When it rains it pours. One leads to another. Don't forget to post the results.......... Stroke by stroke dem!
 
+1 ^^^ Always comes in bunches it seems like.

Good work scoring the #. Sounds like you might have some AP to look forward to this weekend.

Reps for pics and/or proof of CP. :wall:
 
My two bottles of 1-tren just arrived. Can't wait to take it for a spin. I'ma finish up with the real tren/test first though. It'll be nice not having to pin anymore.
 
Hey demlets.
There's a fantastic caucasion who just joined the board in the 'general' section under the heading "new here."
Why don't you DEMS go introduce yourselves:afro:
Make the lovely gentleman feel at home:afro:
 
. . .I give myself a big warm welcome to the thread :paranoid:
 

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Regarding the 1st post, Fast Times at Ridgemont was Sean Penn's best film. I don't really care for his politics lately, just give us Fast Times 2.

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Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
 
Wake n bake? Wife convinced me to skip the gym today, so....... :439:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eakZLScnho"]YouTube - THE GOATS - Wake 'N' Bake[/ame]



Welcome aboard SilentBob n Jakepellet!

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Just took a peek at BN forums. That place has become kinda like the geek table in high school where all the rejects sat during lunchtime. :lmao: Sad but kinda funny.
 
Nothin like a good renaissance festival.

You know t-virus and josh Duke? Are you Canadian or sum10 Jake?
 
JW32Hoops said:
h8duke was over at the old place with us, diff name tho. I think Jake's from NZ or somethin...

"sausaged as bro" :dunno:
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haha - nice one. Yes, NZ. Where fondling livestock is a national pastime.

Living in Aust. though - couldnt handle the stigma :paranoid:
 
Who was Hduke? I don't remember any other old dudes besides Al? Oh yeah, and me since I'm getting there. :(
 
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haha - nice one. Yes, NZ. Where fondling livestock is a national pastime.

Living in Aust. though - couldnt handle the stigma :paranoid:
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk"]YouTube - Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros[/ame]

:toofunny:
 
Jakell as a kid spending some "alone" time with his chicken :afro:
 

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You know tv back home wouldn't play these guys before they were famous

Jakell as a kid spending some "alone" time with his chicken
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Pfft . . . chickens are for noobs duke. Four-legged livestock is where it's at - place the rear hooves in the front of your gumboots are it's game on :thumbsup:
 

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You know tv back home wouldn't play these guys before they were famous



Pfft . . . chickens are for noobs duke. Four-legged livestock is where it's at - place the rear hooves in the front of your gumboots are it's game on :thumbsup:
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You were a 'noob' in that picture...Mate!
I'll just have to take your 'werd' for it concerning the violation of 4-legged livestock:surprised:
 
Look at "Dub da rep whore" over here.
NO SHAME:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
 

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You ***gits be trippin'! I'm fukkin wore out! I spent all effin day moving ****. I ain' cut out for this sh!t. That's what our undocumented visitors are for. I usually get me a couple for this kinda work.

Don't tell my mentor Michael Savage!
 
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with another woman.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She eventually ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. They end up getting married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture piled up in the corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the space I can get."
 

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any Beck fans here in the CT? I'm down with like every one of his albums. Love the versatile styles.

Badass animated interpretation of Truckdrivin Neighbors Downstairs someone put together:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybRdZeKgffE"]YouTube - Beck--Truckdrivin Neighbors (animated interpritation)[/ame]
 
any Beck fans here in the CT? I'm down with like every one of his albums. Love the versatile styles.
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Yeah. I burned a data CD for the car recently that included "Loser", "devils haircut" and "lost cause".....Lost cause sounds almost like a country song or something. Very mellanchally.

But i love Loser. Video is dope.

I threw some Verve on there, Athlete, mixed beasties **** (mostly Ill communication tracks).....Some MF doom and some Outkast from Aquemini album.
 
^^^ Big ups for Beck. Saw him live back in kiwiland when Loser hit the radio.

Check these trip-arse lyrics out:

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Babys in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Dont believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cuz ones got a weasel and the others got a flag
Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing
You cant write if you cant relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin on a termite
Thats chokin on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....

(Im a driver, Im a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(I cant believe you)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(know what Im sayin? )
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Richard Gears said:
Yeah. I burned a data CD for the car recently that included "Loser", "devils haircut" and "lost cause".....Lost cause sounds almost like a country song or something. Very mellanchally.
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Word...dude has many styles. Will do semi-traditional rock/alternative songs, then bust into a country song, then something melancholy like Pay No Mind...

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyA0cEIexMc"]YouTube - Beck - Pay No Mind (Snoozer)[/nomedia]


Contrasted with Cellphone's Dead or Hell Yes...which are two of my favorite current rap songs.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL-lKik2cD0"]YouTube - Beck - Cellphone's Dead[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPqkAYGlynI"]YouTube - beck - hell yes[/ame]

Anyhoo, whatta you knogs up to today? Hittin the gym for some chest/abs in a minute, then might hit the beach again, might just chill and watch the Mets game on TV. :bandit:

EDIT: sorry for all the embedded vids...can't quite get em to post as just links
 
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