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Talking of dancing........

Why did so many African Americans die during the Vietnam War?

Everytime someone shouted "Get Down" they'd jump up and start dancing
 
Sup turds. Lots of activity last night, I love it!

I was out all evening playing some ball. Crushing some Coors Lights of course.

Al, just start pinning some deca, it might help your shoulder!

GICH!
 
Can't wait to slam a 32 of BI, chew an oxy and watch the fireworks from Sea World. Might try to get up on the roof this year, should be a bomb view from up there.
 
Wave to my girl at Sea World huh? OK MOTHER FUKKIES, WHO WANTS SOME?

That's what i thought.

Oh yea, last night i got another 8 1/2 hours of sleep. I woke up and my girlfriend left a note next to the bed for me.. and it read, "Dear Christopher, thanks for the sex last night. It was amazing. Love Katherine"
 
Sane, she left you a note?

Next time tell the b1tch to wake you up with a hummer and then immediately leave once you bust in her mouth.
 
Droppingloads said:
Sane, she left you a note?

Next time tell the b1tch to wake you up with a hummer and then immediately leave once you bust in her mouth.
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That would be the best gf in the world. One who fullfills her obligations then gets the **** out when she's done. Good girl!
 
My Daughter may be going to korea to teach English. She did China for a year already. Sent her to school to read, write, and speak Mandarin. Dude, take off while your young and have a good time. Talk about it when you are my age. Good Luck
 
Sucks I can't buy fireworks around here. Burn ban in effect for Houston and they aren't selling them anywhere around these parts. We have had drought like conditions for the past month.
 
JW32Hoops said:
Can't wait to slam a 32 of BI, chew an oxy and watch the fireworks from Sea World. Might try to get up on the roof this year, should be a bomb view from up there.
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**** son you're a better man than me for chewing those. Can't stand the taste of opiates......bitter as all hell.:puke:

One thing's for sure though. I can drink like a fish when I'm on pills. To me it seems like a waste of a real opiate buzz though. I'd rather take the pill and enjoy melting into my couch and concentrating to stay breathing.
 
Just got off the phone with the kid downstairs. He's gonna hook me up with a nice sack of Indica and some percs. All I have to do is drive him to the swap meet this afternoon.

Can't wait to blast some Whitesnake in my German sled.....
 
roids1 said:
I love sane's avy! It is a little homoerotic tho! :bigeyes:
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LMAO at Sane's profile page, "Who would i like to meet":

"I'd love to meet that Handicapped dude from my old forum. He was such an awesome guy with one arm. He could make pancakes and even tie his own shoes. I almost envy him, its true."

:lmao:
 
Droppingloads said:
Just got off the phone with the kid downstairs. He's gonna hook me up with a nice sack of Indica and some percs. All I have to do is drive him to the swap meet this afternoon.

Can't wait to blast some Whitesnake in the car.....
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I thought you were talking about yourself there :lmao:

A car is called a "sled" in Alan-speak

GICH
 
Adam23294 said:
**** son you're a better man than me for chewing those. Can't stand the taste of opiates......bitter as all hell.:puke:

One thing's for sure though. I can drink like a fish when I'm on pills. To me it seems like a waste of a real opiate buzz though. I'd rather take the pill and enjoy melting into my couch and concentrating to stay breathing.
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Actually felt a bit nauseous last night after chewing that up. Might just bust it in half and pop it old school next time.

I like to have a couple beers with the opiates, but not an assload.
 
Doogsy123 said:
LMAO at Sane's profile page, "Who would i like to meet":

"I'd love to meet that Handicapped dude from my old forum. He was such an awesome guy with one arm. He could make pancakes and even tie his own shoes. I almost envy him, its true."

:lmao:
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:toofunny:
 
Doogsy123 said:
LMAO at Sane's profile page, "Who would i like to meet":

"I'd love to meet that Handicapped dude from my old forum. He was such an awesome guy with one arm. He could make pancakes and even tie his own shoes. I almost envy him, its true."

:lmao:
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:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

Hadi_D was a freakish inspiration for us all.
 
Slap-chop!! :lmao: That's a brilliant idea. "Yur gonna have an exciting life now!"

Hadi was an inspiration even for such a toolbox. Imagine doing BB squats with only one gun. He's the one who taught me everything I know about the benefits of cottage cheese for bulking.
 
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