werewolves vs. vampires

[D3vildog]

Someone has an overactive imagination.

Hey it makes for good writing, i used to do it all the time. But that one makes me laugh.

 

[bpmartyr]

You guys are pwning me.

Strength: 7,412 [Ranked: 33] Agility: 6,921 [Ranked: 31]
Guard: 3,119 [Ranked: 31] Labour: 4,913 [Ranked: 17]
IQ: 525 [Ranked: 14] Total stats: 22,890 [Ranked: 25]

 

[D3vildog]

You guys are pwning me.

Strength: 7,412 [Ranked: 33] Agility: 6,921 [Ranked: 31]
Guard: 3,119 [Ranked: 31] Labour: 4,913 [Ranked: 17]
IQ: 525 [Ranked: 14] Total stats: 22,890 [Ranked: 25]

You still got me beat dude

 

[Zero V]

You still got me beat dude

ditto!

 

[bpmartyr]

Yeah, but look at these Crackberry guys stats. Ridiculous, lol.

 

[D3vildog]

lol his name is no longer Behemoth.. its crackberry dude

 

[VolcomX311]

lol his name is no longer Behemoth.. its crackberry dude

Beelezebub isn't Behemoth, Beelezebub is still Beelzebub in the game and he's actually much stronger then Behemoth. No crack on Behemoth, that dude is still gangster in strength.

 

[FAMOUSX1]

We cant attack our own kind? i got bitched at for doing it, it was an accident thou

 

[D3vildog]

Beelezebub isn't Behemoth, Beelezebub is still Beelzebub in the game and he's actually much stronger then Behemoth. No crack on Behemoth, that dude is still gangster in strength.

Open Mouth, Insert foot....


Moving on.. yes you can attack ur own kind, just not our clansmen... try not to attack vamps in a clan period.

Everyone else go to: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

 

[bpmartyr]

Lol: (540): I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus

 

[SilentBob187]

(513): My mom found a condom in my purse
(513): Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.

 

[D3vildog]

(403): you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total **** up. I'm thinking **** up but im hoping champion.

(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

 

[VolcomX311]

We cant attack our own kind? i got bitched at for doing it, it was an accident thou

There are too many rules of engagement to follow. The only rule I follow is don't attack people who are online. I've been bitched at for that one a couple times, because the second time, the dude I was attacking offline, signed on in mid fight, so I got hit up with PM's. I can only manage to follow one "unspoken rule" at a time.

The [T] vice pres is actually super friendly and pretty cool, she powns me all the time, but she was hella friendly when I hit her up out of curiosity regarding their clan situation.

 

[bpmartyr]

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

 

[Zero V]

(407): Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober

 

[VolcomX311]

haha, the one zero posted was hilarious.

 

[VolcomX311]

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

I don't know why, but when you post, or even in the game, I see you speaking as that cave man dude and it cracks me up.

 

[Zero V]

(408): booty call
(925): i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.

 

[D3vildog]

(408): booty call
(925): i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.

One of my favorites :Laughing:

 

[Zero V]

(570): If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.

 

[SilentBob187]

(215): You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
(215): While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.

 

[Zero V]

(210): I just want to hang out with her.
(916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.



DUDE seriously I am gona piss my pants reading these things, they deserve a thread all to themselves up in here. LOL

 

[SilentBob187]

Winner!

(310): ohhhh f*ckk. chicks a dude.

 

[Zero V]

(570): Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.

 

[Zero V]

Winner!

(310): ohhhh f*ckk. chicks a dude.

HAHAHAHA, Quaqmire: Pre or post op?

 

[SilentBob187]

I swear, being stuck in the asylum suddenly isn't so bad anymore

 

[D3vildog]

I swear, being stuck in the asylum suddenly isn't so bad anymore

this is what i have been using to pass time by

 

[Zero V]

(603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her



(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its *******
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian



(614): Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.




(908): we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
(1-908): you should have been aborted.

 

[SilentBob187]

(216): Where the f*ck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy sh*t r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

 

[D3vildog]

(703): i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.

(612): we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.

(440): Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
(1-440): because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?

 

[FAMOUSX1]

So what are the benefits of joining a clan? I got a few invites, but i was gonna try and get to the top as a priviteer lol.
Just seems like its taking me forever to get anywhere and my stuff replenish so slow

 

[SilentBob187]

So what are the benefits of joining a clan? I got a few invites, but i was gonna try and get to the top as a priviteer lol

Goodluck :borladuck:

 

[Zero V]

Ah one about my beloved state!


(616): i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.


(609): so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?



(850): Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
(1-850): Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.



(773): I feel like a panda just **** rainbows on my mind




(502): So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(



(506): Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
(1-506): Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to


(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

 

[VolcomX311]

I'm not bragging, but my WILL is up to 500.

Beelzebub should be obtaining that pretty soon himself.

 

[Dath]

I'm not bragging, but my WILL is up to 500.

Beelzebub should be obtaining that pretty soon himself.

So your will went from 300 to 500 when you bought the abandoned hovel? That's a huge jump.

 

[Zero V]

500 damn. I am enjoying 275 lol.

 

[VolcomX311]

So your will went from 300 to 500 when you bought the abandoned hovel? That's a huge jump.

Biggest jump in the game, it took me by quite a surprise.

 

[D3vildog]

i just hit 3,000 str

Time to work agil and labour

 

[Dath]

The FC website is working very, very slow for me today. It's very frustrating.

 

[TheGunslinger]

Its fine for me. Though i cant send any items or cash only blood vials which is annoying.

 

[bpmartyr]

How do you get bloodvials?

 

[TheGunslinger]

Gotta buy them or trade with someone who has lots for ingame cash/items

 

[D3vildog]

i got 75 when i donated 5 bucks... didn't really seem like they were all that amazing. 15 to recharge your energy but doesn't charge your will so training is difficult.

I need to get Chemistry so i can use these Will Pills

 

[Dath]

i got 75 when i donated 5 bucks... didn't really seem like they were all that amazing. 15 to recharge your energy but doesn't charge your will so training is difficult.

I need to get Chemistry so i can use these Will Pills

You can use blood vials to buy the pure will potions and they give you 100% instant will. They cost 20 vials each.

 

[VolcomX311]

i got 75 when i donated 5 bucks... didn't really seem like they were all that amazing. 15 to recharge your energy but doesn't charge your will so training is difficult.

I need to get Chemistry so i can use these Will Pills

I've been eye balling these Will Pills myself, but I'm not a chemist yet, not even close.

 

[D3vildog]

You can use blood vials to buy the pure will potions and they give you 100% instant will. They cost 20 vials each.

Still seems like a steep price...

Although dropping 1g for every will pill is pretty harsh too... Must have Chemist...

 

[TheGunslinger]

just about to take chemistry

 

[D3vildog]

just about to take chemistry

>.<

I need two more in survival, and then Meditation 10, and i got it too.

 

[TheGunslinger]

any idea how much it is? im skint lol

 

[D3vildog]

I assume its difficulty 2 so it will level up like meditation.


Chemistry


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Survival 10
Meditation 8