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Fight Club. Who would win?

Iron Lungz

Iron Lungz

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I came across these on a cool website, thought I would share and see who you guys think would win. :biglaugh:

Fight Club: Old School Wrestlers Edition
Jimmy Superfly Snooka or Brutus The Barber Beefcake?
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Fight Club: Rambo vs. His Parody
John Rambo or his parody counterpart Topper Harley?
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Fight Club: Jason vs. Myers
Jason from the Friday the 13th series or Mike Myers from the Halloween series?
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Fight Club: Fraidy Cat Movie Robot Edition
Tin Man from Wizard of Oz or C3PO from Star Wars?
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Discuss!
 
c3po has that opening right at his midsection that the tin man would just tear apart.
 
I think Topper Harley has a fair chance... he was pretty buff in that movie and hell of funny too!

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Back in their hayday, I believe Brutus the Barber Beefcake was out of Superfly Jimmy Snooka's league. Brutus was Hulks tag team partner for a few fights wasn't he? That's saying something.

Rambo, easy.

I think I'm going with Jason, I believe he is more supernatural, though both are pedafiles.

Tin man had an axe right? if push came to shove, things could get ugly.
 
Tinman would destroy that bucket of bolts known as C3PO (the gay 'droid)

Never even heard of the first guys, but the barber looks like he means business
 
gotta go with supafly cuz he's samoan :lol:
orig rambo, no contest
jason doesnt dream so how can freddys scrawny ass do anything to him?
tin man just looks vicious and c3po is a gay droid with oversensitive robot sensors
idk kermit has a gun in that pic.... and that bear guy, fozzie, wasnt he really nice all the time? he does have mass on him so idk that one is a toss up.
 
pistonpump said:
gotta go with supafly cuz he's samoan :lol:
orig rambo, no contest
jason doesnt dream so how can freddys scrawny ass do anything to him?
tin man just looks vicious and c3po is a gay droid with oversensitive robot sensors
idk kermit has a gun in that pic.... and that bear guy, fozzie, wasnt he really nice all the time? he does have mass on him so idk that one is a toss up.
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You're mistaken; it's Jason vs. Myers. :biglaugh:
 
pistonpump said:
myers is just a psycho with a knife. Now rob zombie's michael myers was a big mofo tho
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yeah he was. I met the guy in person...Tyler Mane at last year's monstercon.....sitting down he looked big but when he stood up I was like WTF....I got a good old pic with his ass too. LoL. And the girl that ran around topless in the new one who was also the kid in a few of the others.

I am gonna have to take my boy Mikey on this one!
 
I'm going with family ties on this one ... that sister at the top was a straight up b*tch. I dated a girl who looked just like her, perhaps theres some psychological factors going on here.

on the other hand, you can't front on Alan Thicke or his vest. And that little kid in the red shirt reminds me of dennis the menace
 
Fight Club: Jean-Claude Van Damme VS Steven Seagal
Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal?
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Fight Club: Bruce Wayne VS Jason Bourne
Bruce Wayne or Jason Bourne?
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Inarius said:
donald duck was a straight bad ass. he would win hands down.
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I don't know, man - Daffy has been blown up, shot, buried... he's a Certified Gangster! If Bugs Bunny could not kill him off, Donald would just become another victim of the Daffy Principle of Aikido. Food for thought.
 
jason and c3po would dominate every one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
DormantFiber said:
I think Topper Harley has a fair chance... he was pretty buff in that movie and hell of funny too!

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Are u crazy? Rambo would destroy.

My pics...Superfly, Rambo, Jason, Tin Man. Period.
 
Iron Lungz said:
Fight Club: Jean-Claude Van Damme VS Steven Seagal
Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal?
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Fight Club: Bruce Wayne VS Jason Bourne
Bruce Wayne or Jason Bourne?
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JVD, Bruce
 
Fight Club: Hillary Clinton vs Condelezza Rice

Fight Club: Cofy Anan vs Boutros Boutros Ghali

Fight Club: Idi Amin vs Pol Pot
 
Connery would own Moore, but Daniel Craig would kick both their ass'
 
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