VolcomX311
Legend
He got a third job at the market selling seafood. They make him wear a straw hat and say, "Confucius say..." before every statement he makes.
edit: maaaan. I can't use the Chinese smiley...and yes, I know you're Japanese, Sam...or at least I think you are.
I picked up a job at the local noodle house, where its used as a front for Triad ran gambling in the back and "me so horny" massage parlor.
I am Chinese actually, Taiwanese to be exact. The two are political enemies to the death, worse then Union/Confederate, probably along the lines of old Frontier/England. I'm actually not so politically involved in Eastern affairs, but my FOBBY cousin, shiiiiiiet, he gets offended if he's referred to as Chinese. Mainland China thinks they own everybody around them and they've been trying to absorb Taiwan for ages. They might have succeeded in 1996 when they were pointing and shooting missiles at Taiwan's shores, but Taiwan is under U.S. protection and when we sent the USS Mac Arther heavy air craft carrier near the incident, the missile threats stopped.