VolcomX311
Legend
What the hell did you do to your finger man?
Imagine how SHE feels!
What the hell did you do to your finger man?
Imagine how SHE feels!
Well see... I was finger-banging her... then she sneezed.
Day 9: Monday, September 29 - Update #2
Between my finger, my allergies, congestion, a stomach ache, and just a shitty ass day overall, I was lethargic as hell and didn't even wanna be at the gym, but I channeled that anger and pushed to the best of my abilities regardless. I am gonna eat and go to sleep. Hopefully I feel better tomorrow.
That's it. I pushed and pushed, but that's all I had the energy for today. It wasn't a bad workout, the intensity was there, but it's just been a shitty ass day for me. I'm still having difficulty breathing through my nose, and I'm congested as hell. I really hope I don't get sick. It's that time of year though...
Anyways, it's food time. I'm not hungry at all. WTF? Bad sign. Gotta eat though. I'm gonna push through this. I refuse to get sick. Just opened my bottle of Noxidant. Hope this stuff helps... Time to break out the tea, throw back some food, and take a nice hot shower.
Yeah, it is always something. And it always will be. It's the order of things. Yin-yang, you know. Everytime I'm filled with the Odin-Force and am on top of things, Loki always comes around to poke and prod at me. :stick: But that always strengthens my resolve and makes me harder and tempered, more durable. I am forged in the flames as much as my mallet mjolnir was. :hammer: Keep fighting against all these odds that are stacked against you my brother. :duel: Odin be with you always!! :box:
Gotta love a girl with talents!! :chick::whip:So basically, she could cut the circulation off at peak wood, or clamp down and swing you around.
So basically, she could cut the circulation off at peak wood, or clamp down and swing you around.
That chick's last name wasn't Bobbitt was it??!! :toofunny:Hey man, you saw his finger... I don't need to tell you what happens next.
That chick's last name wasn't Bobbitt was it??!! :toofunny:
Wasn't it ironic as Hel that her name was bob-it???!!! That's just what she did. She bobbed it totally off!! :icon_lol:That b*tch did NOT go after fingers!!!
I had a band aid on it at first, but it's like it just trapped in moisture and I think that's actually why it initially cracked.Damn man that really sucks about the finger! You got the sh1t wrapped up?
Ouch! Did you see that he did a porno shortly after his manhood was reattached to show that it "still worked"? LOL. :icon_lol:Wasn't it ironic as Hel that her name was bob-it???!!! That's just what she did. She bobbed it totally off!! :icon_lol:
Yeah, the rumor was that it was a "bionic" prick!! LMFAOROTF!!Ouch! Did you see that he did a porno shortly after his manhood was reattached to show that it "still worked"? LOL. :icon_lol:
Well see... I was finger-banging her... then she sneezed.
I don't think I wanna know about that one... :ntome:Thats nothing compared to the porn star who has two dongs...for realz yo :lol:
Day 10: Tuesday, September 30
Weight: 181.4 (+.6) :frustrate:
My stomach has been a mess since Sunday. I woke up with ZERO appetite, but forced myself to eat breakfast regardless. It was a struggle. Started feeling my appetite come back to me in the afternoon, but every time I ate, it's been :dump:. All day long. I was actually going to try and go in and do legs today, but I can't keep anything down and I had no energy. I've got some kind of stomach virus, and it sucks. Been feeling shitty all day (no pun intended). This sucks.But what can you do? I've been stuffing my face trying to put some weight back on, but everything just comes right out. I'm not gonna stop eating no matter how often I keep running to the bathroom. I'm down a pound and half since Friday. Going to bed early tonight. Damn, here I go again... :dump: I hate this ****... Tomorrow is a new day.
Get that rest bro. Renew your strength and your resolve. Come back with a demonic vengeance!! :smite:Going to bed early tonight. Damn, here I go again... :dump: I hate this ****... Tomorrow is a new day.
Problems:Take it back to Wegmans. They'll give you your money back.
Yeah, I had it refrigerated at her place, then went home, marinated it, stuck it in the fridge for a few hours, and tossed it on the grill. Oh well. What can you do.
Awwww damn... Not you too!She poisoned it.
And right on queue... Timber has a huge stomach ache.
Awwww damn... Not you too!:rant::smite:
Time. I've just been drinking lots of water and forcing food down even though I've known it would come right out. Don't know if that's the best way, but I'm getting better, and I think I should be good to go tomorrow. Best of luck to you, brother. It definitely blows. I wish you all the best!I think it was the turkey I had for lunch... how do you get rid of the stomach pain? This blows...
I think it was the turkey I had for lunch... how do you get rid of the stomach pain? This blows...
He flexed his abs and soundly crushed the bacteria Invalid Link Removed
Even his white blood cells have striations? :head:
Been taking Gut Health every day for the past few months. :thumbsup:Pick up some Acidophilus. With all you're eating it will most likely help the stomach issues. I'm assuming it's a degestion problem.
He flexed his abs and soundly crushed the bacteria Invalid Link Removed
:toofunny:Even his white blood cells have striations? :head:
I Woke Up This Morning, And To My Horror... I Could See My 36 Pack Abs!!
Ooooohhh The Humanity!!!!
LOL! Hey man! I'm bulking!! If I can see all my abs... There is something HORRIBLY wrong!! :duel:I Woke Up This Morning, And To My Horror... I Could See My 36 Pack Abs!!
Ooooohhh The Humanity!!!!
Viking! So good to have you along, my friend!! Welcome to the party!! :cheers:Sorry I'm late . . . but I am down for this one !
Call me crazy, but the way I look at bulking is if I am still ripped, there is a chance I am not putting on the maximum amount of muscle possible. I could possibly be eating more and my body might still be able to do something with it. I want to make MAXIMUM GAINS. That's just the way I see it. My metabolism is already stupidly ridiculous, so I'm not worried about cutting the fat later. I just don't wanna miss out on any possible gains. Nah'mean?Ya no joke. I never heard of anyone being upset about seeing their abs before.
Bulking is to gain muscle, not fat! That's usually just a side-effect.
Call me crazy, but the way I look at bulking is if I am still ripped, there is a chance I am not putting on the maximum amount of muscle possible. I could possibly be eating more and my body might still be able to do something with it. I want to make MAXIMUM GAINS. That's just the way I see it. My metabolism is already stupidly ridiculous, so I'm not worried about cutting the fat later. I just don't wanna miss out on any possible gains. Nah'mean?![]()
We're just jealous... Go f*ck yourself. :lol:
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