VolcomX311
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TimberLakers' H-Drol Beatdown
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TimberLakers
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MOTHERF*CKER... Invalid Link Removed
Man, this is the sh*t that pisses me off at the gym...
Some tool was in the POWER rack doing standing rows with a 45 pound bar with a 5 pound weight on each side...
which is bad enough...
But the fool was wearing a weight belt AND using wrist wraps!!!
WTF?!?!?!
D*ck, get out the way I need to throw sh*t around... Pansy ass b*tch.
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Man, this is the sh*t that pisses me off at the gym...
Some tool was in the POWER rack doing standing rows with a 45 pound bar with a 5 pound weight on each side...
which is bad enough...
But the fool was wearing a weight belt AND using wrist wraps!!!
WTF?!?!?!
D*ck, get out the way I need to throw sh*t around... Pansy ass b*tch.
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VolcomX311
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That is pretty gay.
delsolrob
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haha, sorry dude! that must have been me, I was lifting heavy that day and needed the back support and that 55 pounds was just too much for my forearms to handle!!!!!
thundergod
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Amen brother!! Home gym is where it's at. I really don't miss the circus. I can concentrate with laser-like focus at the Thundergod's Temple Of Torture!! Those distractions/annoyances were good for instand rage and aggression though. :aargh: I will have to admit that much.
thundergod
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I'm sorry, but that dude would have found out just how big a dikk I can be sometimes! :smite: That is re-fukkin-diculous!!! :fool2: Like I said the other time about a puny fukker in a power rack, I would have walked over and grabbed it with one hand and bent over and done 30 concentration curls with it. Then I would have laughed at dude!! LMFAO!!
kraftkid
Member
Actually for any injury you want to immediately ice it which brings down circulation and blood flow to the air, this reduces initial swelling and inflammation.
After the first day, repeated bouts of heat wraps will speed blood flow to the area. This speeds recuperation.
Of this, I am certain.
kraftkid
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You are prob onto something here. I have football knees and every time over the last five years I work in ellyptical, I have knee pain. If you have access to an Arc Trainor I highly recommend. No knee trauma at all, its all I use any more.
On lots of ellyps you will notice a "pop" at the top and bottom of each stride when the machine changes direction. This is NOT good for your knees.
kraftkid
Member
Gotta agree with Vol. I've been using ECA on and off (bootleg or not) for 15 years. I can tell you right now, drink a pot of coffee at one sitting. Next day take one dose of ECA. NO comparison.
ECA is far and away the most intense stim I've ever used and I take things like RPM as a warm up to a couple cups of coffee.
Advice on ECA, if you dont want the shakes when you first start using, dont take on an empty stomach. When all these new stims say "wont give you the shakes", they are talking about that cracked out feeling you get from ECA on an empty stomach.
I'm with you Vol, until your body adjusts to it, ECA is like hitting your body with a nuke!
kraftkid
Member
Gotta watch the Y if you have blood pressure issues and def consider its interaction with other "supps" that elevate bp.
thundergod
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:goodpost: Another ECA/stim lovin' junkie chiming in!! Love that sh*t!!! :dance:
kraftkid
Member
I feel ya TG. There was a two year period when each AM at 4:30AM, I prayed at the altar of ECA. Now its a special treat when I need that major kick in the ass.
BTW - your new av looks great, you seemed to have really trimmed up. Props.
TimberLakers
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Wow, thanks for all the great info guys.
Went out to Costco yesterday... Got 50 pounds of chicken, and oatmeal / nuts out the ass...
Guess what I'm stocking up for... :twisted:
Went out to Costco yesterday... Got 50 pounds of chicken, and oatmeal / nuts out the ass...
Guess what I'm stocking up for... :twisted:
kraftkid
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Real good general info, so you understand how it affects the body. Invalid Link Removed
Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
If you have nuts coming out of your ass, I'm quite frankly unsure what you are preparing for!!
TimberLakers
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thundergod
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Anal sex in the Winter, Mr. Squirrel??!! :think: LMFAO!! Just kidding broski!!
TimberLakers
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Anal sex in the Winter, Mr. Squirrel??!! :think: LMFAO!! Just kidding broski!!
Sorry guys... what I meant to type was nuts IN my ass.
VolcomX311
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:think: I should probably go back a few posts to clear this up :think:
TimberLakers
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delsolrob
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Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
This is actually known as Bathing the Dog; primarily, because as you attempt to place your Testicles in the Rectum, it looks like a dog trying to get out of a bath.
:icon_lol:
thundergod
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There's some kind of witty terminology for all of this sick activity it seems. "Bathing the dog", "walking the gerbil", or "inflating the cat"!! Damn!! What a world. :sad:
TimberLakers
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Wow, I almost just puked...
That's hard to accomplish. Kudos to the peanut gallery.
That's hard to accomplish. Kudos to the peanut gallery.
Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
It is incredibly hard; it takes much wit and prowess in The Game to convince a woman to place your Testicles in her Butt, Padiwan. However, you are strong with the force.
kraftkid
Member
LOL! I'm not going near any chick whose ass can accomodate my balls. That would have to be one "friendly" girl to have that type of available space.
Once again this thread goes to the dark side of decency:head:
Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
Well, preferably, the Anus is rather tight, as to give the visual of a Dog frantically jumping out of the bath!
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TimberLakers
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Honestly, it depends if the nuts are due to be inserted while on cycle...
kraftkid
Member
Mullet you are indeed a Jedi Master of nasty visuals.:goodpost:
Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
If you think the descriptions are nasty, you should see the practical applications!
thundergod
Well-known member
This is the most intelligent conversation going on at AM this morning. WOW!! :jaw:
Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
I had not seen this; great point.
kraftkid
Member
Mullet, ok I'll come clean. I've found that post shower my nuts tend to be larger and therefore harder to insert. After watching the shrinkage episode of Seinfeld, I tried the post pool insertion method and found this worked much better.
Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
Most definitely in the shower. I have done some shameful, horrible, unspeakable things to in the shower.
TimberLakers
Well-known member
Also, I've also seen some practical applications with warming KY Jelly - and a shoehorn. PM with questions.
kraftkid
Member
I didn't realize we were sharing secrets here. I've had good results with a turkey baster, Pam Spray, and duct tape (to keep them in).
Fair warning, after employing this method you will look like this.......:bruce3:
TimberLakers
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Got the ECA stack today!
Decided to dose as a pre-WO around 4:30 - then hit the gym around 5. Chased the ECA with a sugar free Rockstar and had a protein bar.
I had a great chest workout. No crazy stim feelings (jitters or whatnot), just a nice sweat going and some decent focus... I'm always pretty intense - not much of a change there.
During cardio though - man I was dripping sweat!! And my heart rate was about 15-20 bpm over where it normally is for the same intensity of workout (I may have been pushing it a little harder). It's 9:00 now - and I don't feel like I'll have any trouble getting to sleep.
Also noted that my hunger is not quite as high.
I'm about 190 now - put on some decent weight the past 2 weeks with the CRE-02.
Decided to dose as a pre-WO around 4:30 - then hit the gym around 5. Chased the ECA with a sugar free Rockstar and had a protein bar.
I had a great chest workout. No crazy stim feelings (jitters or whatnot), just a nice sweat going and some decent focus... I'm always pretty intense - not much of a change there.
During cardio though - man I was dripping sweat!! And my heart rate was about 15-20 bpm over where it normally is for the same intensity of workout (I may have been pushing it a little harder). It's 9:00 now - and I don't feel like I'll have any trouble getting to sleep.
Also noted that my hunger is not quite as high.
I'm about 190 now - put on some decent weight the past 2 weeks with the CRE-02.
Kraker
Member
What size dose did you take? I only need two 25mg from vasopro and I feel like a monster, and I have to reach failure on every muscle group before I stop working out. Then again I only use once a week on Saturdays. Also, I usually don't use any type of stims, so I have a very low tolerance to them.
VolcomX311
Legend
Maybe wait around 10-15 min before you eat solid foods. I don't think the beast of unleashed.
ChrisSanderso
Member
I remember when I baught Plasmavol 15lbs in 4 days, was I ever a rookie. Sad thing is that was only a year ago.
TimberLakers
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TimberLakers
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thundergod
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I always take mine at least 1 hour before the workout to make sure it's had time to kick-in good. I don't think it was kicking in good until you started the cardio. I like your style with the chasing it with a Rockstar! That's my dawg!! :head: It won't give an enormous stimmed-out feeling, unless you double-dose it. I like to take a double-dose before a couple of my workouts per week. Then the rest of the time I just take a single dose twice per day. Double-dose will kick that ass! :smite: And the increased sweating is a good thing. Kinda annoying, but good. The ECA increases thermogenesis. You will feel your body's inner temperature rising. This helps to burn fat stores. You're gonna enjoy this little stim-run!! :dance:
Kraker
Member
Try taking without food(I usually take my dose about 15 minutes pre), or just double the dose. Everyone is different, so just try some different methods and see what you like best.
