I Need A Penis Enlarger Flacid Or Hard Any Ideas?

bradw85 said:
Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
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WHAT THE ****K!!!!!!!!!
 
just93 said:
are you serious brad:fool2::sick:
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yeah i added 2 inches in like 10 days or somethin... it was less than 2 weeks. if you have trouble keeping it clinched between your cheeks you can also just tuck it back through your legs, tie one end of a shoestring around the head, and run the other end of the shoestring up your back and around your shoulder/armpit. ensure the knot is tight and there is no slack in the string, you want as much stretch as possible. 10 days, you'll be sexy girl bait:bb2:
 
bradw85 said:
Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
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thats just perverted and sick, its not even funny:stick:
 
there's some surgery where they cut the tendon that holds your **** up when you get hard. I guess that makes it longer but then it only goes down when you get hard.

I'd just say find a girl with a shallow vagina.
 
You cats who stretch it better be careful....yeah, it can work but you'll end up with 14 inches of useless dead meat..like a stretched out rubber band that's lost all its elasticity. Totally useless.
 
bradw85 said:
Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
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AHAHAHAHAA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
heh
ahhh..
ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
omg
terrific, just terrific
 
okay i guess i can help out some....for real this time, if you search
"Bhut Jolokia" you will find that it is a great cell volumizing derivative.........im serious people who dont believe me search the web (images) or just google it!
its amazing
here is a link!!!!
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just93 said:
I have seen a few guys on here make comments on the rubbery **** feeling they get when they are flacid from PE'ing. I am experiencing this as well. Any takes on what is going on inside your penis that makes this happen? Or why? Or even what it means as far as PE, and possible gains or losses?

Hey mods, could you move this one to the main members forum for me? Thank you!
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haha wtf!!!
 
bradw85 said:
Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
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great post!!! lol. im gonna try that, the buttjuice making my weiner stick just sounds so appealling!!!!:thumbsup: haaha
 
try all u can and i bet you will see results sooner or later. untill u get to ur desired size..just find a hot lesbo and turn her straight.. think of this as a gift from God.. the average guy cant get that hot lesbo tang like u might be able too!!
(think of all that untainted girl lovin...plus that threeway action!! its easyer to get two girls in bed when they are down to make lovin with or without u)
 
I tell my girl "if you want to have sex, tug on my penis one time, but if you don't want to have sex, tug on it 250 times."
Either way, I get all the stretching I need.
 
ok, alot of funny answers here... but the bottom line is there is nothing on the market to actualy make the penis larger. the pills you read and see are just filling the penis with more blood making it seem fuller.
the only way to actualy enhance the penis length is through plastic surgery. a popular method used is to actualy cut a tendon at the top of the shaft which will extend the penis length when limp and hard. the issues with it is that there becomes a lack of control. this is why sometimes you see in porn the male has to hold it the entire time because it just hangs all over the place instead of straight up or forward.
the surgery is not risky and pretty easy. same day surgery with a quick recovery.
bottom line is... the pills are fake

motive- M.D.
 
bradw85 said:
Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
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I don't believe I would have shared that story bro.
 
Simply put, my ex was a virgin, the girl I am talking is a virgin, I am good.... I am a lil above average, but let me assure you. I am not ashamed. Like a samurai sword in the hands of a master samurai....I am swift and deadly and never falter in battle :thumbsup:

I actually almost got my neck snapped while taking care of my ex once time....she has strong legs.... and my fingers move about 2 times the speed of a vibrator and I have complete control..... Point being, I can drive a woman crazy, and finish her before I even start. Point being again, its not all in how big your submarine is. When it comes to that part, just have good endurance, and pull a 1000 fists move with it and give her a burn, when she smells herself cooking and she is heating to about 400'F between her legs she will be clawing all over the place. Also find your girls position, each girl has a position you can find that drives them out of their frigging mind and you don't have to be deep.

I dont chase party girls or sluts or easy girls, I am looking for a christian wife.....I made mistakes in the past as is obvious, but I am shooting to wait for marriage. Most girls who dont give themselves away to every guy can be happy with any size as long as you know how to wield Excalibur. Not to mention being in shape makes all the difference. And being able to multitask wipes em out. If you can bang em and reach under em and rub their lil man in the boat at the same time, they twitch and pass out almost lol.

If your wife needs a biggin, there is an issue. It means she is materialistic, and will probably cheat in you eventually. Find a girl who doesn't care about sex period.

But alas this is America, and a world where sex is something people do to kill time... You know there is no sex in heaven.

I feel dirty and disgusting talking about this.......

Anyways here is a tip to enlarge, remember how we used to get our baby teeth yanked out as kids when it was time? Well just tie one end of a string to the tip of your wanker, the other to a doorknob on an open door. Have a friend slam said door. It will increase in length.....maybe....and you might even get that tendon cutting surgery for free that way.
 
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hahaha.... ok ok... the door method may work if you have a friend willing to slam the door, but if not try standing on a ledge or maybe the roof of your house. tie a weight, atleast 100lbs to your lil self and throw it over. theres no room for error in that method
 
motive said:
hahaha.... ok ok... the door method may work if you have a friend willing to slam the door, but if not try standing on a ledge or maybe the roof of your house. tie a weight, atleast 100lbs to your lil self and throw it over. theres no room for error in that method
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Sure there is, it's called using too much rope. :lol:
 
Jelqing is real, and it works. Look around the world; there are different cultures that perform earlobe, lip, forehead, neck, and yes, **** stretching... I know you've seen pics of those chicks with the super long necks, and the plates in their lips... The earlobes that come to the ground. Why do you think you can't stretch your penis like someone else can stretch their earlobe? You can. There are safe and unsafe ways to go about it, but it IS possible to add some size that way.

No, I haven't done it, but to say it absolutely cannot be done is incorrect. Check out a jelqing forum, do lots of reading, and then decide if you wanna try it. I've talked to people who swear by it, and if you try it out and it works... Good for you.
 
well god damn it bigpoppapump2, if i told people you need a hefty bag for a condom they wouldnt believe me, but now i have evidence!!:thumbsup:
 
Royd The Noyd said:
Some guy on bb'ing.com was jamming IGF into his wang (or was it synthol?). Either way give that a shot and let us know how it goes.












^^^^I'm kidding.
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1st, this thread was hilarious.

but creepy....brad.....

and yes at BB. com he was goin to use IGF or PEG or something, he never reposted though so no one knows what happend.
 
Ok, think back to little league baseball... The weighted donut you'd put on your bat when you were on deck. Slap one of those around your noodle for a couple days. When your colonel is soluting, do some boner curls. Before you know it you'll have a pringles can between your legs.
 
and if that doesent work.. buy a bag of sex toys.... then after u use a toy with a girl... label it with her name ... it can be like a bag of trophys
 
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