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I think we're do for..........

That would be quite true. She still hasn't shown up in general though. SamBoz joined, but LANBANE seems gone forever.

edit: haha, he does seem awol.

(lol, he's been gone so long I just had to look him up to remember he's the firestarter of this bonfire of a thread)
 
Now thats just classic. My kind of stuff right there. Ok now you got me thinking of something....you ever hear what the Houdini is?

Well in a nutshell...you take a chic back to your place...have your buddy hide in a closet...make sure you bang the chic in front of a window and then your boning her doggystyle...ok now here's the kicker...you motion to your buddy, he comes over...you pull out without making too much noise, he takes over, you escape put your clothes on and then go out the back door, come around the front to the window and wave right to the chic as your buddy is boning her from behind....LMAO...:D:twisted::toofunny::thumbsup:

When I first heard that I almost laughed myself to tears because it sounded like something I would do....hahahah. :D

Cheers!:cheers:
There are 2 different variations of the 'Houdini' actually :p


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My friend told me about the houdini...... being the way I am, i was making mistakes at that time with my GF but it seems gross if your daing someone, but if it was a one night stand...
 
My friend told me about the houdini...... being the way I am, i was making mistakes at that time with my GF but it seems gross if your daing someone, but if it was a one night stand...
Yea, lol this isn't girlfriend or wife approved..
 
Mint Chocolate Chip > Every other flavor of ice cream

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Anabolic Ice cream!..... I said this in another thread, But I think I want to patent an "Anabolic Ringpop".
That's almost as good as my invention of the peanut butter jar that unscrews in the middle so you don't have to get pb all over your fingers digging in the bottom of the jar with the knife, lol.
 
..found this and decided it was the funniest thing I saw all day

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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAKa5MCIKAY"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

:toofunny: the fish tank clip... "MAA !! ......MAAAAA!!!"
 
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:toofunny: the fish tank clip... "MAA !! ......MAAAAA!!!"

THAT IS FREAKING FUNNY STUFF.... i wonder how bad that one guy hurt his back when he shot his legs behind his head.... i kinda felt bad for those benchers that the bar fell on them, that crap can hurt them bad
 
There are 2 different variations of the 'Houdini' actually :p


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Yes...I knew about the other one....thats the more traditional one. However...when I first heard the second version I seriously almost fell over in tears laughing so hard for two reasons...one because thats just f*cked up and funny and second because it something I would do to a chic who did me wrong. This is why if you know your chic is cheating on you...I don't mean suspecting it and being a jealous idiot (seriously guys have to learn to have some damn confidence and not worry about their women going elsewhere), I mean you know for sure then you get yourself some raw retribution...it slams the door shut on problematic drama and emotions then....lol. :D.

Not all women are bad, some of us guys are worthless too...lets be honest here. So really it does go both ways, but I digress...

Cheers!:cheers:
 
THAT IS FREAKING FUNNY STUFF.... i wonder how bad that one guy hurt his back when he shot his legs behind his head.... i kinda felt bad for those benchers that the bar fell on them, that crap can hurt them bad

X2 on the legs behind the head...I went holy Sh*t...that is some funny stuff. :toofunny:

In other related news...these pics are pretty damn funny and go along with the video quite well...the guys in the video...well they got owned...the pics are priceless...:toofunny::rofl::twisted:

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X2 on the legs behind the head...I went holy Sh*t...that is some funny stuff. :toofunny:

In other related news...these pics are pretty damn funny and go along with the video quite well...the guys in the video...well they got owned...the pics are priceless...:toofunny::rofl::twisted:

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that kids geneology ends with him....

Man that car hit....is that freaking real?
 
Check out this crazy advertisement printed in the early 1900's :blink:
In Japan (I thinks thats where it is anyway) they have a display in a museum of a 28 foot tapeworm they pulled out of a human. They claimed it was from eating sushi...


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Wow the 4th was a blast! I was in a parade running around throwing i think maybe 350 mini frisbees at kids that had our church stuff on them. Then we went to a friends dads house where he let off a fireworks display that riveled our towns tonight. seriously....cops came after he did it, people could see it more than a mile away. Suprimo.

Then again I also ran into alot of crap and will be in emotional hell for the next week!!!Sweetness on that one :frustrate

What did you guys all do?

BTW starting my somnidren GH/ZMK tonight. Log will be in sig!
 
two of my friends just got back from europe so I played polish horseshoes with two kids that were drunk out their minds wearing kilts. Other than that I just did a bunch of work around my house for the forth.
 
Yeah, day after. Today is the going away party for my brother. he is leaving for the marines. Oy..... I just had a buddy ship out to the army, and now my bro to the marines.

I wanted to join the army again but my friends wont let me lol.
 
yeah wew were blowing up all the firework haha. fun stuff. throwin m-1000 at each other. you think i wouldl earn to stay away from fireworks. at new years i blew a hole in my thumb and index finger and had nerve damage to my index finger along with sever 2nd degree light 3rd degree burns. i had an artillery shell that they use for shows blow up on me
 
eh. well i developed feeling back alittle bit. but yeah man luckily i wasnt hitting weights serious yet then. otherwise i would have had to take about a month off at minimum
 
Jeez man. That is some seriously painfull sounding injuries. I learned that when you put a lil firecrcker in a beer bottle it turns into a hailstorm of glass shards!
 
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