Clearshot Users: How the hell do you do it??
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CryingEmo
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OCCFan023
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wow that just sold me. I love stuff that will cut down on the need for alcohol on both fronts.
dsade
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There's a thread around here where I describe my whole going out stack...god it is great fun. While I like alcohol, I do not enjoy a strictly alcohol buzz...I prefer the added depth and perceptual/social enhancement offered by the perfect combo.
OCCFan023
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Legit. I am going to go do some digging and find that. Anything that can limit the amount of alcohol needed to get to the above is a ok in my book.
Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
See, that would be bad news for me. When I drink - which is incredibly rarely, maybe once a year - I get obscenely intoxicated. It is probably a good thing when my coordination and speech fail, less too many people be berated by me.
The last time I got drunk (last July) I drank a 26 of Jaggermeister (my kryptonite, or spinach, depending on how you look at it) with 3 or 4 cans of Red Bull. Now, the level of intoxication associated with a 26 of Jaggermeister makes it important that you be out of commission. However, when you're articulate, mobile, and coordinated, while having a complete lack of morality, social aptitude, and tact, it's bad news bears. It's not right to be that drunk and still standing.
OCCFan023
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I guess the above is the second reason as to why blacking out is a vital attribute to mans survival since the discovery of alcohol. That and avoiding the whole alcohol poising thing.
I can just picture it now; Mullet running around yelling lewd slurs and bench pressing women. Now thats a party lmao!
I can just picture it now; Mullet running around yelling lewd slurs and bench pressing women. Now thats a party lmao!
Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
You're truly unaware of how close that is to the truth.
Example:
The time in question was a complete and utter gongshow that a) I would not have been articulate/mobile enough to take part in if it were not for the Red Bull; b) I should not have remembered.
I drank this 26 before the bar, along with the Red Bull, and proceeded to down more Car Bombs at the bar. Afterwards, I ended up at a party in the smallest house I have ever been in, with some of my Ecuadorian friends whom I had not seen in 4 or 5 years (I speak Spanish). Within about half-an-hour, about 20 of these latinos began fighting each other because one said to another, "tienes demasiados niños!" (which translates to, 'you have too many kids'), lol. Anyway, the cops got called, and we traversed to another friend's house about 20 minutes away, by foot, which was sad. At this point, finally, I blacked out; unfortunately, I was yet mobile.
In the morning, I woke up butt-naked from the pants down, and greeted my friend with 'The Goat' (ala Waiting) inadvertently. Now, if that wasn't bad enough I found out the following things occurred during my blackout:
a) We could not find my 6'6" 270lb friend 'Duggan' who plays on the Canadian National Rugby team, and went outside to find him. We found him passed out, with his shirt off, on the neighbor's lawn. Being as I am only 5'10", 170lb, I kicked Duggan and stated 'Fvck he's big. He's probably comfortable', and curled up on the fetal position on this dude's back. Where, apparently, we slept for about 4 hours.
b) I crawled into the back of the neighbor's unlocked car, upon waking from Duggan, where I fell asleep until being woken up by my friend's father.
EDIT:
Oh yeah, I forgot, I was kicked out of the bar for screaming obscenities at the bouncers because they wouldn't let me drink a bottle of off-sales Rum in the establishment, haha.
Double EDIT:
I cannot believe I forgot this part!! I lived with a friend during the summer, who I made extremely uncomfortable by walking around naked, and other things of that nature. Anyway, I loved to bother, harass, and otherwise torture him. When I came home that morning, he and his 'fling' were still in bed, and had ordered a pizza the previous night at stuck it in the oven. I proceeded to eat the entire large pepperoni pizza to myself, spilling Frank's and ranch all over the box. I then wrote, "I hate your face" on the inside of the box and put it back in (I was still pretty intoxicated in the morning) for them to discover. If that wasn't bad enough, I heard them fooling around, so I opened the door and said "slumber party" and jumped in between them. They kicked me out once I said, "Kenton sandwhich, anybody?"
SilentBob187
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AHHAHAHAH!!!! and your follow-up tale is ridiculous!
rpen22
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Haha word.
Damn, now that I think about it, I haven't had any alcohol in a long ass time.
Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
Yes, that last time was the final time I drank. It was a short time after my accident, and I had just came out of the hospital. I probably should not have been drinking period, but hey, I was celebrating after being cooped up for a few weeks.
OCCFan023
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Bro, I have not laughed that hard in a while and haven't actually laughed out loud from on online post ever. So for that I thank you. "About 20 latinoes began fighting because one said "you have too many kids"" may be one of the funniest ****ing things I have ever heard.
I also hear sleeping on bear like creatures is good for testosterone and GH production so you probably were the smart one.
:drunk: Heres to the nights we all love to remember (I think my worst involved a bottle of Jack, me stating point blank that I am The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, eventually wrestling 13 of my friends little brothers friends {ages 8-10}, and then proceeding to vomit inside their tent after blacking out.) Good times.. good times.
I also hear sleeping on bear like creatures is good for testosterone and GH production so you probably were the smart one.
:drunk: Heres to the nights we all love to remember (I think my worst involved a bottle of Jack, me stating point blank that I am The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, eventually wrestling 13 of my friends little brothers friends {ages 8-10}, and then proceeding to vomit inside their tent after blacking out.) Good times.. good times.
Mulletsoldier
Binging on Pure ****ing Rage
LOL!
Haha, I love the fact you puked in their tent.
Well the one kid with 'too many kids', 'Manuel', literally has 4 illegitimate children. The fight began because he hit on my friend 'Howie's' girlfriend, and the insults began hurling.
My friends, these latino characters, do not fight one-on-one either; they were all fighting each other, literally twenty of them, and they looked like a huge ball of dust. somewhat like the Tazmanian devil. I was the only caucasian there, which is normal for me at times, and the only male not involved in the fight. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "what the fvck?". I pretty much sat there and played with the dog before the crack Medicine Hat Police Force arrived.
Haha, I love the fact you puked in their tent.
Well the one kid with 'too many kids', 'Manuel', literally has 4 illegitimate children. The fight began because he hit on my friend 'Howie's' girlfriend, and the insults began hurling.
My friends, these latino characters, do not fight one-on-one either; they were all fighting each other, literally twenty of them, and they looked like a huge ball of dust. somewhat like the Tazmanian devil. I was the only caucasian there, which is normal for me at times, and the only male not involved in the fight. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "what the fvck?". I pretty much sat there and played with the dog before the crack Medicine Hat Police Force arrived.
3clipseGT
On my grind
You're truly unaware of how close that is to the truth.
Example:
The time in question was a complete and utter gongshow that a) I would not have been articulate/mobile enough to take part in if it were not for the Red Bull; b) I should not have remembered.
I drank this 26 before the bar, along with the Red Bull, and proceeded to down more Car Bombs at the bar. Afterwards, I ended up at a party in the smallest house I have ever been in, with some of my Ecuadorian friends whom I had not seen in 4 or 5 years (I speak Spanish). Within about half-an-hour, about 20 of these latinos began fighting each other because one said to another, "tienes demasiados niños!" (which translates to, 'you have too many kids'), lol. Anyway, the cops got called, and we traversed to another friend's house about 20 minutes away, by foot, which was sad. At this point, finally, I blacked out; unfortunately, I was yet mobile.
In the morning, I woke up butt-naked from the pants down, and greeted my friend with 'The Goat' (ala Waiting) inadvertently. Now, if that wasn't bad enough I found out the following things occurred during my blackout:
a) We could not find my 6'6" 270lb friend 'Duggan' who plays on the Canadian National Rugby team, and went outside to find him. We found him passed out, with his shirt off, on the neighbor's lawn. Being as I am only 5'10", 170lb, I kicked Duggan and stated 'Fvck he's big. He's probably comfortable', and curled up on the fetal position on this dude's back. Where, apparently, we slept for about 4 hours.
b) I crawled into the back of the neighbor's unlocked car, upon waking from Duggan, where I fell asleep until being woken up by my friend's father.
EDIT:
Oh yeah, I forgot, I was kicked out of the bar for screaming obscenities at the bouncers because they wouldn't let me drink a bottle of off-sales Rum in the establishment, haha.
Double EDIT:
I cannot believe I forgot this part!! I lived with a friend during the summer, who I made extremely uncomfortable by walking around naked, and other things of that nature. Anyway, I loved to bother, harass, and otherwise torture him. When I came home that morning, he and his 'fling' were still in bed, and had ordered a pizza the previous night at stuck it in the oven. I proceeded to eat the entire large pepperoni pizza to myself, spilling Frank's and ranch all over the box. I then wrote, "I hate your face" on the inside of the box and put it back in (I was still pretty intoxicated in the morning) for them to discover. If that wasn't bad enough, I heard them fooling around, so I opened the door and said "slumber party" and jumped in between them. They kicked me out once I said, "Kenton sandwhich, anybody?"
Hahahahahhahaah thats hilarious!!! :lol:
warnerve
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do you have a link or can you give us a quick rundown?
any chance on selling it all together as a special package at nutra? lol
Tkenshin
Member
Omg Clearshot = ultimate cardio weapon.
i'm a fat ass who gets bored of running just one mile and usually quits. But i had to run this half marathon one day, and i used this combo: 1x clearshot, 10 grams CM, 25 grams supercarb, 2 heat caps, 2 scoops xtend, 3 grams beta alanine and a small scoop of chocamine. Man that run was a breeze, i felt like i could go on forever and was super fun. although i wasn't pleased with my running time rate of just under 10 min/mile, i was glad i ran the whole thing.
i'm a fat ass who gets bored of running just one mile and usually quits. But i had to run this half marathon one day, and i used this combo: 1x clearshot, 10 grams CM, 25 grams supercarb, 2 heat caps, 2 scoops xtend, 3 grams beta alanine and a small scoop of chocamine. Man that run was a breeze, i felt like i could go on forever and was super fun. although i wasn't pleased with my running time rate of just under 10 min/mile, i was glad i ran the whole thing.
OCCFan023
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OCCFan023
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I still have yet to try the Spiced Apple flavor. I actually have some sitting here, I just forgot about it until now. How does it compare, flavor-wise, to the original? I'm hoping it tastes less like Vodka mixed with Barbecue sauce than the original.
lol so my vodka inclination was right! I knew it.
SilentBob187
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yer all crazy!!
****, i was zombied out on two small sips. i dont know how you do half and all of a bottle.
maybe ill stop being a pussy and take a big gulp and just see what happens.
At a boy!
I ordered a bottle of it after reading everything in this post. I gotta find out what all the hype's about.
OCCFan023
Registered User
Sizame here. Actually going to find out when the bulk mono will be back in stock than I'm hitting that up with some other smaller goodies.
SilentBob187
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I know what you mean man. Every time I go for that MVP/ZMK stack it's always out. I lucked out once and nabbed 2.
pushinweightw
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Dsade, is this the thread that describes your "going out stack"?
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OCCFan023
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Just got my nutra order and picked up 3 bottles of Clear Shot and planning on trying it tomorrow (fuel bottle). So if you see a guy on the news with a Nutraplanet shirt on being arrested for various mischief crimes/uncontrollably talking about how wired I am, know now that it will be me.
Oh another part of the order was a trial napalm. So it may be a guy with a awkward stomach/oblique tan so its easier to recognize me!
Oh another part of the order was a trial napalm. So it may be a guy with a awkward stomach/oblique tan so its easier to recognize me!
rpen22
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You were right. I finally tried it last night and it's much better than ClearShot OG.
dsade
NutraPlanet Fanatic
gotta give props to crader, who came up with the flavor idea.
rpen22
Board Sponsor
Oh word? That was definitely a good call on her part.
krazy
Member
Im not gonna lie, Im not a big fan of ginger, in general. Although, it does sound like the previous option was vodka flavor. Ginger always seems to burn for a second in the back of my throat. Thats just me, though.
dsade
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Nope...we are just friends with Patrick and when he asked about flavor ideas we brainstormed and came up with a few options. The Apple Cider that Christine suggested ended up being a winner.
They did a great job of implementation.
OCCFan023
Registered User
Gotcha. I am a huge fan of GF Pro (ingredient wise and flavoring wise ~ Dutch Chocolate is pimpin) so hopefully Spiced Apple pulls through as well.