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While the Boss is Away.....Part Deux!

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What do you think would make a good caption for this book cover?

I bet the guy would be thinking:
"I wonder if she's realized my erectile dysfunction issue by now."
 
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"I'm considering surgically grafting these twins to my pecs.
Check out this most-muscular!
Notice the superior symmetry?
I'm a little bit worried about gyno on the pink one, though."
 
So this morning on the radio, they were talking about this dude who wrote in. Him and his girlfriend were having a little fun, and she was sucking on his berries. Until he screamed and doubled over in pain and couldn't breath it was so painful. It took him well over 30 minutes before he could get out of the fetal position. Apparently when a girl gets a little carried away while sucking on your berries, they can occasionally hit/pinch a nerve in which you nearly instantaneously have excruciating pain downstairs (according to the doctor he had to visit). Out of morbid curiosity, anyone had this happen?
 
Thats what I'm saying boss. When I heard about it and then all the subsequent callers announcing that it had happened to them as well, I cringed...that could be me.
 
My question is how did the beans get on top of the frank?
 
I got the privilege of watching a very skinny guy do full body packenwood curls today. I mean lean forward and throw his entire body backwards to bring up the weight goodness, in the power rack non-the-less. Got to love it.
 
Nabisco said:
I got the privilege of watching a very skinny guy do full body packenwood curls today. I mean lean forward and throw his entire body backwards to bring up the weight goodness, in the power rack non-the-less. Got to love it.
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You gotta do those types of curls in the power rack...Power rack...power lift...they're lifting a lot of weight and using their whole body to lift it...powerfully.

:rofl: Sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face through that.
 
EasyEJL said:
well, maybe he's working his way up to olympic packenwood clean and jerks and just practicing?
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And our next event here in China, 'Packenwood Clean & Jerks,' that's right folks, the only competitors eligible this year must have F'ed up faces, bad form, and possess retard strength. This is sure to be an olympics to remember.
 
I ****ing hate, HATE when this happens.

One of the production guys at my workplace walks up to me just 15 minutes ago. See's I have a protein shake in my hand and asks me if I take protein (here's your sign dip****). Then asks if I workout, here is what follows...

Me: Yes, I workout.
Him: (looks me up and down) You stick to mostly cardio...(obvious reference to me not being big)
Me: No, mostly lift weights.
Him: You know you should take protein twice a day, right?
Me: Ummm, thanks?
Him: So you looking to get big.
Me: Thats the ultimate plan. 205 and 10% bf.
Him: Let me give you a secret to getting huge. (Mind you the mother****er is 5"10 220 20+% bf)

Takes me into a corner away from everyone else. I'm almost expecting him to give me a source for juice...but was I wrong or what.

Him: Go to GNC and check out this stuff called NO2.
Me: Nitric Oxide supplement?
Him: Whats that?
Me: Nevermind...
Him: It'll make you huge man. 15-20 pounds on your bench, 30-40 pounds on your curl man, no joke.
Me: Really, thats interesting...I'll have to check it out...(trying not to punch him in the face)
Him: Trust me, it'll get you big in no time. I used to curl 170 pounds.
Me: Wow, you must be proud.
Him: Well I can't do it anymore, but that stuff will do you right.
Me: Thanks boss, gotta head out.
Him: Remember to check GNC, its called NO2.
Me: Ok...:frustrate

Thats it, I'm tired of this bull****, its cute time again. I'm getting cute as soon as possible, and its back up to 195-200lbs by summer.:smite::rant::smite::rant::nutkick:

Oh I forgot to mention, he just bought the Perfect Pushup and asked if I'd heard of it.
 
I always thought it was interesting how NO supplements increase the strength of my curls more than they do my bench press.

...Did he really say that?
 
bitterplacebo said:
I always thought it was interesting how NO supplements increase the strength of my curls more than they do my bench press.

...Did he really say that?
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For the dumb folks, I am being facetious
Well, your chest is a larger muscle group than your arms. I bet if he would have mega-dosed the NO2 he would gain as much strength in his bench as he experiences with his curls...

-TF
 
Nabisco said:
I ****ing hate, HATE when this happens.

One of the production guys at my workplace walks up to me just 15 minutes ago. See's I have a protein shake in my hand and asks me if I take protein (here's your sign dip****). Then asks if I workout, here is what follows...

Me: Yes, I workout.
Him: (looks me up and down) You stick to mostly cardio...(obvious reference to me not being big)
Me: No, mostly lift weights.
Him: You know you should take protein twice a day, right?
Me: Ummm, thanks?
Him: So you looking to get big.
Me: Thats the ultimate plan. 205 and 10% bf.
Him: Let me give you a secret to getting huge. (Mind you the mother****er is 5"10 220 20+% bf)

Takes me into a corner away from everyone else. I'm almost expecting him to give me a source for juice...but was I wrong or what.

Him: Go to GNC and check out this stuff called NO2.
Me: Nitric Oxide supplement?
Him: Whats that?
Me: Nevermind...
Him: It'll make you huge man. 15-20 pounds on your bench, 30-40 pounds on your curl man, no joke.
Me: Really, thats interesting...I'll have to check it out...(trying not to punch him in the face)
Him: Trust me, it'll get you big in no time. I used to curl 170 pounds.
Me: Wow, you must be proud.
Him: Well I can't do it anymore, but that stuff will do you right.
Me: Thanks boss, gotta head out.
Him: Remember to check GNC, its called NO2.
Me: Ok...:frustrate

Thats it, I'm tired of this bull****, its cute time again. I'm getting cute as soon as possible, and its back up to 195-200lbs by summer.:smite::rant::smite::rant::nutkick:

Oh I forgot to mention, he just bought the Perfect Pushup and asked if I'd heard of it.
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was this retard wearing a helmet? next time maybe yo should be the one doing the suggesting and offer him one, preferably a cool safari pith helmet one so he can pretend like hes the great white hunter after hes done with his 180lb No2 curls.

I would seriously just laughed as loud as I could in his face then walked away continuing to laugh.
 

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Nabisco said:
I ****ing hate, HATE when this happens.

One of the production guys at my workplace walks up to me just 15 minutes ago. See's I have a protein shake in my hand and asks me if I take protein (here's your sign dip****). Then asks if I workout, here is what follows...

Me: Yes, I workout.
Him: (looks me up and down) You stick to mostly cardio...(obvious reference to me not being big)
Me: No, mostly lift weights.
Him: You know you should take protein twice a day, right?
Me: Ummm, thanks?
Him: So you looking to get big.
Me: Thats the ultimate plan. 205 and 10% bf.
Him: Let me give you a secret to getting huge. (Mind you the mother****er is 5"10 220 20+% bf)

Takes me into a corner away from everyone else. I'm almost expecting him to give me a source for juice...but was I wrong or what.

Him: Go to GNC and check out this stuff called NO2.
Me: Nitric Oxide supplement?
Him: Whats that?
Me: Nevermind...
Him: It'll make you huge man. 15-20 pounds on your bench, 30-40 pounds on your curl man, no joke.
Me: Really, thats interesting...I'll have to check it out...(trying not to punch him in the face)
Him: Trust me, it'll get you big in no time. I used to curl 170 pounds.
Me: Wow, you must be proud.
Him: Well I can't do it anymore, but that stuff will do you right.
Me: Thanks boss, gotta head out.
Him: Remember to check GNC, its called NO2.
Me: Ok...:frustrate

Thats it, I'm tired of this bull****, its cute time again. I'm getting cute as soon as possible, and its back up to 195-200lbs by summer.:smite::rant::smite::rant::nutkick:

Oh I forgot to mention, he just bought the Perfect Pushup and asked if I'd heard of it.
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DAMN! if i had only known sooner, i would've had you test 3-ad! :frustrate: :run:
 
Such is life...in addition I now have a severely bruised throat according to the doctor I saw this morning. I got put in a serious gi choke last night while sparring with a much more senior member at my BJJ class. And he literally choked me out while my arms were pinned so I couldn't tap out. I now have a line of bruise across my throat and I can't swallow without it hurting.

In short, I've been Pwn3d...I think thats how you say it.
 
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