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While the Boss is Away.....Part Deux!

Nabisco said:
Such is life...in addition I now have a severely bruised throat according to the doctor I saw this morning. I got put in a serious gi choke last night while sparring with a much more senior member at my BJJ class. And he literally choked me out while my arms were pinned so I couldn't tap out. I now have a line of bruise across my throat and I can't swallow without it hurting.

In short, I've been Pwn3d...I think thats how you say it.
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Tell the dude at work that you took his advice and the NO2 was so intense that you got in a choking match with your own intensity. Oh yeah, by the way...
 

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Nabisco said:
Such is life...in addition I now have a severely bruised throat according to the doctor I saw this morning. I got put in a serious gi choke last night while sparring with a much more senior member at my BJJ class. And he literally choked me out while my arms were pinned so I couldn't tap out. I now have a line of bruise across my throat and I can't swallow without it hurting.

In short, I've been Pwn3d...I think thats how you say it.
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Owned: ownT, own3d, 0wn3d, pwnT, pwn3d.

Preform some deep throat. Should have your esophagus back to normal in no time.

-TF
 
bitterplacebo said:
My recommended stance on normal blowjobs is feet shoulder width apart.

Discuss.
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A) You are a midget/dwarf
B) You are blowing Shaq
C) Recipient is on a step ladder
D) You are a world class limbo champion
E) All the above
 
I don't think you should include answer 'E', TF because a midget, who happens to be a world class limbo champion, would not be able to blow Shaq when he is on a step ladder.
 
As a kid I always want to be able to try and blow myself, but as I grew and it became quite easy to preform fellatio on myself, I didn't care to practice it.

It is actually quite awkward to suck your own penis, because when it cums time to climax, you are stuck with quite a conundrum. Do, you finish manually, or do you spit or swallow your own load?

-TF
 
t3stxlr4titud said:
You like them to lay down? Does this give you more control and help prevent a death grip?

-TF
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no i like to be laying down (on my back) <-- jsut so you guys don't try to twist that statement around on me! :lol:, it is more relaxing. i don't care what position she is in..........:run:
 
macedaddy said:
no i like to be laying down (on my back) <-- jsut so you guys don't try to twist that statement around on me! :lol:, it is more relaxing. i don't care what position she is in..........:run:
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Ah, so good ol 68. 69 is great, but make sure your a55 is clean, and you have a pillow to prop your head up if you are on the bottom.

I tried 69 in the top once. Not very good, unless she doesn't have a gag reflex, or you like wearing chunks in your pubes.

-TF
 
bitterplacebo said:
My recommended stance on normal blowjobs is feet shoulder width apart.

Discuss.
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I concur with your recommendation, as it provides the ability to watch whats happening with extreme clarity. As laying down usually results in her hair creating a curtain of impermeability.
 
Nabisco said:
I concur with your recommendation, as it provides the ability to watch whats happening with extreme clarity. As laying down usually results in her hair creating a curtain of impermeability.
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Same angle as standing; however, one is more stable on their back.

-TF
 
In the case you're unfortunate to have a female mate with a hairer butt than yourself:

That's just shameful. I think the proper way to handle this is to offer to remove the hair yourself, and then proceed with the normal bottom position.
 
I prefer her laying on the bed, her head laying off the bed, as to put her head upside down. This position allows me to fornicate her esophagus as if it were her vagina.
 
bitterplacebo said:
In the case you're unfortunate to have a female mate with a hairer butt than yourself:

That's just shameful. I think the proper way to handle this is to offer to remove the hair yourself, and then proceed with the normal bottom position.
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Well it all depends on what she had for dinner. If it bothers me I just tug on it with my teeth; she will get the hint.

-TF
 
Zombie said:
[Today 01:19 PM] Zombie: i will , take care
[Today 01:17 PM] xjsynx: tell the gang I said wod up!
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this is for you buddy. hope this helps with the gay thing


[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QGrOjdqZXY&feature=related"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]
 
t3stxlr4titud said:
As a kid I always want to be able to try and blow myself, but as I grew and it became quite easy to preform fellatio on myself, I didn't care to practice it.

It is actually quite awkward to suck your own penis, because when it cums time to climax, you are stuck with quite a conundrum. Do, you finish manually, or do you spit or swallow your own load?

-TF
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You're not allowed near people often, are you?
 
I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at that pic, ahhahahaha
 
SIMULPOST! wooo!
 
He's in some kind of system sales I think...something to do with banks and software...I could be totally off here.

And thanks for the explanation TF, I obviously just missed it entirely.
 
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