I had such high hopes for that last one with Marky Mark or whatever wallyberg that was. But c'mon... killer trees??? What the flying monkey off a bridge holding a nun's vajayjay is that crap all about?!?!?! I'm all about the environment, but c'mon now...
Before that, the Village. Um... blind chick makes it through the woods being chased by a mentally defunct stick-monster in a robe. Ok, so I'm more peeved that I couldn't feasibly make that suit for a halloween costume, but still...not the greatest movie.
Oh, wait, there's another... Unbreakable. That's right, Bruce Willis (again) and Sam Jackson. I don't even remember the plot of this one. It's blocked from my memory like the site of that 5'2" weirdo in the locker room staring at me while I was changing on Wednesday after a quasi-decent lift, making me picture a chihuahua trying to hump a Great Dane, him being the chihuahua and me being the Dane... . SSSSSSHYT!!! Now I remember it.
Thanks, BMCLouzeee... now I gotta go take a shower. DAMMMMIT!!!!!!