While the boss is away............Thread

[xjsynx]

Women are like a mutating virus!

 

[Dr Packenwood]

Good morning Doc! I took a 3 hour drive with my dog. When we got to the location, we got out and did not use the car for a few days. When I got back in the car, she had puked on the floor in the back seat and I had not noticed before. Not pretty.

YUCK!
I didn't know this was dog **** until I started scrubbing it up. Damn labs will eat ANYTHING!

 

[Dr Packenwood]

Women are like a mutating virus!

So far not too many are Dr Packenwood Resistant Variations.
But then again this virus doesn't attack fat chix

 

[thewilman]

still, I think they like it more when you choose the activity
you can always say you're not interested in doing that stuff now, but maybe over the weekend or something like that. And I guess that puts you in the control position.

and just wanting to visit might make her feel some pressure to be entertaining since that's not an activity that is intrinsically interesting to participate in unless the participants are fun people (meaning she has to have high self-esteem, which we know to be unlikely since she's female)

just call me dr. love hey, I could still know what I'm talking about even though I haven't had any successes with women in the past thre...errr make that in forever

LOL...Dr. Love

 

[xjsynx]

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[thewilman]

And worse case scenario, if she doesn't take the Ricky bait, you could proally pull a few guys..........

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[xjsynx]

 

[xjsynx]

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So, wait. I thought Inca was a chick :think: or are you Bi?

 

[thewilman]

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With an opening performance from the Vagina Monologue

 

[xjsynx]

So, wait. I thought Inca was a chick :think: or are you Bi?

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[thewilman]

So, wait. I thought Inca was a chick :think: or are you Bi?

El Inca :toofunny:

I didn't know my Chicano brothers used "Loca" that way too! LOL

 

[bitterplacebo]

Women are like a mutating virus!

like influenza?

"Three influenza pandemics occurred in the 20th century and killed tens of millions of people, with each of these pandemics being caused by the appearance of a new strain of the virus in humans."

 

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[Dr Packenwood]

Anyone else have dumb asses at the gym?
I'll go first.
Dumb ass guy, he used to let my ex wife know (when we were married) how smooth he was, and how this girl he was with, he was only with her to..you know..**** her. This guy is about 6' tall, 130 lbs with a gut.
Well, everyone knows how he thinks very highly of himself, so he's kind of the gym ass hat.
Last night he was doing dumbbell lunges with 30lb dumbbells and would only go down about 1/4 of the way and wobbled the whole time. 6 reps.
Then he'd lean on some machines.
Then he'd talk.
Repeat.

He wears a red head rag Vato™ style with a hat tipped to the side on top of it. Funny ****.

 

[bitterplacebo]

6 reps each leg or total?

 

[bitterplacebo]

It gets under my skin when I see a guy that's all upper body and wears long pants in the summer to cover up weak legs.

 

[Dr Packenwood]

6 reps each leg or total?

6 total. He'd alternate.
Another guy was doing smith machine squats with 3 plates/side, 1/8 reps for 5 reps.

It was a power house in there last night.

 

[bitterplacebo]

It gets under my skin when I see a guy that's all upper body and wears long pants in the summer to cover up weak legs.

but they're not shy about wearing tank tops at all..in fact that seems to be the only shirts they have

 

[EasyEJL]

maybe she's waiting for you to start engaging her again
so if she calls and says nevermind about the stores and crap
you can say you didn't really want to do that anyway
but you would like to take her out for dinner / or some other smooth activity that would be considered a date

or if you honestly just didn't want to go to the stores, don't wait for her to say nevermind, just be up front about offering some other date activity that you would want to do

like oral sex

 

[thewilman]

Haven't tried that one yet E! Thanks! :lol:

 

[bitterplacebo]

How about the dudes that make loud effort noises despite the fact their spotter is doing most of the work.

Or when a person has to be able to hear that they're breathing correctly and makes those loud whooshing noises on every rep.

 

[bitterplacebo]

like oral sex

performed on her
you always offer that first
and then it's basically obligatory that she return the favor

 

[xjsynx]

 

[xjsynx]

6 total. He'd alternate.
Another guy was doing smith machine squats with 3 plates/side, 1/8 reps for 5 reps.

It was a power house in there last night.

Sounds like someone popped some Anabolic Pump/P-Slin pre-wo

 

[xjsynx]

How about the dudes that make loud effort noises despite the fact their spotter is doing most of the work.

Or when a person has to be able to hear that they're breathing correctly and makes those loud whooshing noises on every rep.

What is up with all this USP bashing today?

 

[Dr Packenwood]

performed on her
you always offer that first
and then it's basically obligatory that she return the favor

Only with an unselfish woman....

 

[xjsynx]

performed on her
you always offer that first
and then it's basically obligatory that she return the favor

There is your problem bro. Logically it is flawless, but when executed the script breaks....A woman's default return is VOID;

 

[bitterplacebo]

There is your problem bro. Logically it is flawless, but when executed the script breaks....A woman's default return is VOID;

if it were up to me
they would return a double

 

[xjsynx]

if it were up to me
they would return a double

A loop would be nice.

 

[bitterplacebo]

if it were up to me
they would return a double

and they would always accept me passing them my long modifier

 

[bitterplacebo]

where's easy? he probably knows more ways to make programming sound dirty

 

[xjsynx]

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[xjsynx]

A lot of the problems with women is, they are Object Oriented...

 

[xjsynx]

And their strict formating is very problematic...

 

[xjsynx]

The days of basic scripting with notepad are over...

 

[thewilman]

I knew you'd throw in some hardcore stuff in there :head:

Women do not function on the honor system :chick:

 

[bitterplacebo]

The days of basic scripting with notepad are over...

i use vim

 

[xjsynx]

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[thewilman]

i use vim

I charge vig

 

[EasyEJL]

performed on her
you always offer that first
and then it's basically obligatory that she return the favor

of course, thats the gentlemanly way. its worked for me many times.

 

[xjsynx]

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[bitterplacebo]

there's usually an elm street in every city, isn't there?
I know there's one here

 

[Dr Packenwood]

there's usually an elm street in every city, isn't there?
I know there's one here

I grew up and live near the Elm Street in my city. The street is lined with...you guessed it! Sycamore trees.

 

[EasyEJL]

where's easy? he probably knows more ways to make programming sound dirty

I must admit that I prefer the female interface, as when as when they perform an override.