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thewilman said:
I can't do that. But thanks cookie boy ;)

I will probably go, because the Holidays suck alone! :aargh:
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I'm starting to find this time of year somewhat depressing alone or not. Christmas and my birthday were cool when I was a younger, but I'm finding them more disappointing with time.
 
smeton enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
 
I'm thinking the

NWA - Kickin it old school + new school with 1-t + dermacrine

sounds pretty good. and explain that its nerd with attitude inside.
 
whatastud08 said:
Wow. You just described my current relationship exactly. She is more or less like a best friend whos clothes I like to tear off every now and then. Im learning that is only a very minor factor in relationships. In fact, if everything else is great in a relationship, the physical part is highly fulfulling without much thought to it at all, it happens when it happens and is almost always amazing.
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Thats how me and my girl are. I do find her VERY attractive. And I'm always thinking about ripping her clothes off.

But she's my best friend first.

I need to get my test levels checked I think.
 
Every once in a while, I've been thinking about ripping all your girlfriends' clothes off, too.

Not because I want to do anything, you know. I just really like to ruin women's clothing while they're still wearing it.

bug-eyed face with legs running away
 
EasyEJL said:
Just finished being at bush gardens with the 3 year old.
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10 ?"Did you ride any roller coasters?" n$

20 If n$= "yes" then goto 40

30 if n$ = "no" then goto 50

40 ?"I build parts for a large world wide roller coaster manufacturer. You were kept safely in your seat, and on the track by parts I made."

45 Gosub line 60

50 ?"Oh, you should have"

55 gosub line 60

60 ?"Good day."

70 end
 
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.
 
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