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When the boss is away.......(CONTEST)

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xjsynx said:
Dirk,
My little Diggler. Normally I would find it hard to articulate my feelings, but you put me at ease and increase my cognitive psycho-motor control that allows me to type away. Furthermore, just thinking of you causes vasostimulatory perfusion that allows me to forcefully contract my little heart muscle, for you are selective which I really cherish because this does not affect me negatively. In addition, you increase my sexual function and drive while making me stronger. Not only do you make me stronger, but you protect me from radicals and inhibit those that try to make me weak and frail, nevertheless you free me and cause an elevation… What I am trying to say is you make me feel like a man. You make me want to go longer, make me stronger, and
allow me to quickly recover. You are the artist; I am the stone as you chisel my physique!

So, when I say you stimulate me, I say it sincerely. You make me hot inside, as you increase my blood flow and influence my mood. Because of you I am focused and I will not wither.

Dirk, you have Radically changed me into an aggressive, confident man that makes my Performance impeccable; Dirk you are the Maximizer, and for that I will always be grateful.

Love always,
Xjsynx
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I feel so dirty reading your inner thoughts.......
 
Seeing cartman reminds me.... did you guys see the Eric Cartman 2530 episdoe (or something like that, where he sleeps his way into the future)?
 
He calls Kyle from the future and say "Kyle, I will suck on your balls..... I will get down on my knees, and suck your balls"
 
(Harmonica intro)

'I hate you guys
You guys are *******s
Especially Kenny
I hate him the most'

-O.K. now let's try one all all together

'I hate you guys.....'

-Aa, Come on you guys know all the words

'....Especially Kenny
I hate him the most...'
 
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That is a lot of guests...
 
xjsynx said:
Dirk,
My little Diggler. Normally I would find it hard to articulate my feelings, but you put me at ease and increase my cognitive psycho-motor control that allows me to type away. Furthermore, just thinking of you causes vasostimulatory perfusion that allows me to forcefully contract my little heart muscle, for you are selective which I really cherish because this does not affect me negatively. In addition, you increase my sexual function and drive while making me stronger. Not only do you make me stronger, but you protect me from radicals and inhibit those that try to make me weak and frail, nevertheless you free me and cause an elevation… What I am trying to say is you make me feel like a man. You make me want to go longer, make me stronger, and
allow me to quickly recover. You are the artist; I am the stone as you chisel my physique!

So, when I say you stimulate me, I say it sincerely. You make me hot inside, as you increase my blood flow and influence my mood. Because of you I am focused and I will not wither.

Dirk, you have Radically changed me into an aggressive, confident man that makes my Performance impeccable; Dirk you are the Maximizer, and for that I will always be grateful.

Love always,
Xjsynx
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:jaw: Uh...nice work...:blink:

:toofunny:
 
xtraflossy said:
Crap!
now I must go through 291 pages of banter.., becasue I am obviously missing the joke :P
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Banter? I'm offended. It's all informative, insightful, and uplifting content! I mean it's not like Lanbane reads it all either! He's skipped around 100 pages in here. I think he missed some really good stuff too.
 
Zombie said:
dont lie your goint to pretend to be working and then you gointo to get back here in a few minutes i know those of your kind. . . . .


im one of them :toofunny:
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There is nothing more powerful than the pull of full blown positive procrastination. For we all know that 8 hours spent at 150 percent is far more efficient and fun than 40 at 10 percent.

Nothing motivates better than a little good ole' fashioned procrastination.
 
Zombie said:
dont lie your going to pretend to be working and then you gointo to get back here in a few minutes i know those of your kind. . . . .


. . .im one of them :toofunny:
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function initFuFinger(target:String):Void{
target.attachEmotiocon(FUfinger);
};

initFuFinger("Zombie");

output:

"Hey Zombie :FUfinger: "
 
xjsynx said:
function initFuFinger(target:String):Void{
target.attachEmotiocon(FUfinger);
};

initFuFinger("Zombie");

output:

"Hey Zombie :FUfinger: "
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this is the program one of my interviewers wanted to see me write haha

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main(){
cout<<"hello"<<endl;
return 0;
}

awesomeness
 
i just noticed i for got to use "product" on my hair today im going to be wearing all day my AppNut Cap, bad hair day
 
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