I Love You More Than Anyone Else In The Entire World!
Dear Dirk and all the wonderful people at AN,
Hey baby, I am writing this letter in hopes that you will find it, read it, and grow to love me as much as I love you. Over the past few months, my love for you has grown beyond the point saneness. I can barely stand to be away from you for more than a minute. Every minute I am around you I feel energized from your Lipotropin-AM. Luckily you always have extra for me which helps me get through each and every long day without you. Sometimes my heart and stomach hurt so bad from your absence that I must pop 5 pills of Osteo-C from your stash to help fight the intolerable pain and make it go away.
When I am with you, I feel young, and because of the IGF-2 you gave me, I will look forever young. When I look into the mirror, I smile and say to myself "Thank you Dirk my love, thank you AN, you are why I am who I am today!"
You are so romantic too shnookums! I can't help but pop wood everytime you cook RPM and NeoVar for dinner, not only does it energize me for the night and keep me pumped, but just the smell of the RPM and NeoVar aromas in the air makes me just want to prounce on you right away, but then I remember I must finish dinner first before we can have our fun

. After hours of RPM romping, I am full of energy, ready to romp some more, but thankfully you always bring protection, Lipotropin-PM, and I quickly die down so that I can have a great nights sleep and feel refreshed in the morning. Thats the thing I love about you most hun, your always thinking of me! You know I would just ride you all night long and not get any sleep when I am around you, but luckily you come prepared! Thanks babe!
Anyways babe, Thank you for everything, you truely are the most important person in my life, and I could never live without you or your supplements. My only wish in life is that I hope you grow to love me just as much as I love you, more than anyone else in the entire world! Take care my little cupcake!
~Myth