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Poppy seed?

That's one of 'em, but seriously, once you've tried the blueberry chocolate chip, you'll quickly agree this was the correct move on our part. Anabolic Xtreme Muffins FTW!!!!

Also, be cautious of the poppyseed muffins, especially if you are getting ready to enter into a drug-tested competition. You might test positive for narcotics. ;)
 
That's one of 'em, but seriously, once you've tried the blueberry chocolate chip, you'll quickly agree this was the correct move on our part. Anabolic Xtreme Muffins FTW!!!!

Also, be cautious of the poppyseed muffins, especially if you are getting ready to enter into a drug-tested competition. You might test positive for narcotics. ;)

It's true! I saw it on MythBusters! Discover Channel is never wrong... :damnit:

Do they have any Stim X in them?

No. We flushed all that stuff down a sewer drain that led to a small piece of water. Then we watched the effects on fish and other wildlife over the span of 2 weeks. One bluegill was clocked at 45mph swimming in a 3-foot circle for over 11 hours while a crawfish jumped right out of the water and gave me a high-five. It was amazing, and completely worth the switch to the world of Muffinry.

:liar:

But to answer your question... Yes. But we're not telling. ;) :trout: :jester: :lol:
 
It's true! I saw it on MythBusters! Discover Channel is never wrong... :damnit:
They recently changed the lower limit on the test, to prevent such circumstances as that episode of Seinfeld, where Elaine keeps failing her drug tests.


No. We flushed all that stuff down a sewer drain that led to a small piece of water. Then we watched the effects on fish and other wildlife over the span of 2 weeks. One bluegill was clocked at 45mph swimming in a 3-foot circle for over 11 hours while a crawfish jumped right out of the water and gave me a high-five. It was amazing, and completely worth the switch to the world of Muffinry.

:liar:

But to answer your question... Yes. But we're not telling. ;) :trout: :jester: :lol:

Note: No animals were harmed during the making of Tim's post.
 
a NO booster perhaps.. :sgrin:
Tried that - NOS FX was test-run a few months ago but wasn't impressive. Very few liked it, but for the most part, most of us didn't. Even if it was mediocre, it wouldn't make the cut for AX. When we put something out, it's gotta be... well, it's gotta be an Anabolic Xtreme product!! Anything less is just another supplement. :head:
 
That's one of 'em, but seriously, once you've tried the blueberry chocolate chip, you'll quickly agree this was the correct move on our part. Anabolic Xtreme Muffins FTW!!!!

Also, be cautious of the poppyseed muffins, especially if you are getting ready to enter into a drug-tested competition. You might test positive for narcotics. ;)

Chase that poppyseed muffin with some jagermeister, and you are guaranteed to fail a drug test.
 
What about, since Slim Xtreme is doing so well, we come out with something to compliment it. Fat Xtreme anyone? It'd be a powder, primarily made of bacon bits, ground up eggo waffles, brownie mix, and granulated sugar. Thoughts? :D
 
How about you just grind up some fetuses, cap it, and call it StemCellX or StemXtreme.

Tried that 3 years ago. FDA banned the concept before we could even test it. And then a bunch of religious groups and pro-life organizations showed up at our door. They were not happy, and seemed not to be swayed with free bottles of Hyperdrol.

We liked the name, but since we couldn't continue with it, we decided to make a kick-ass fatburner. Evidently, we swapped the "e" for the next vowel in the alphabet and lo and behold, StimX was born. :afro:
 
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