What is the dummest thing you have done??

brittishbulldog said:
haveing sex with a 16 year old does not make anyone a Pedophile but under 16 then they should be shot unless they are the same age.
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What are you talking about?

If a person over the age of 18 old hooks up with someone under 18, in the united states, that's statutory rape.
 
thesinner said:
What are you talking about?

If a person over the age of 18 old hooks up with someone under 18, in the united states, that's statutory rape.
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Actually in South Carolina and Iowa a guy can have sex with a 14yr old girl legally. Infact, most states the age of consent is 16. I made a post with a link for all states age of consent, you might want to read it.
 
Aw mannnnn i don't even know where to start...

1) selling pounds upon pounds of marijuana and getting my house raided and locked up

2) giving an undercover cop the finger at 17 with my SUV full of beer that i had been driving around stealing from people's garages

3) getting 34 speeding tickets between when i got my license at 17 years old through til i was 20 years old

4) cheating on good girlfriends

5) taking my suv up on peoples lawns and around their houses and through their backyards in a nice neighborhood until someone finally got my license plate and made me pay for the sod i ripped up doing donuts

6) having unprotected sex approximately 67 girls

7) selling my bmw and giving my dad the money...who promised to buy me an infiniti g35 or M3...then went and gambled it away...then i found out he had 2 credit cards in my name that he had ran up huge bills for...then he passed away...so i currently pay off his credit cards and have horrible credit...shouldn't have trusted him

8) i seriously could keep going for a while...
 
Tom 185 said:
Aw mannnnn i don't even know where to start...

1) selling pounds upon pounds of marijuana and getting my house raided and locked up

2) giving an undercover cop the finger at 17 with my SUV full of beer that i had been driving around stealing from people's garages

3) getting 34 speeding tickets between when i got my license at 17 years old through til i was 20 years old

4) cheating on good girlfriends

5) taking my suv up on peoples lawns and around their houses and through their backyards in a nice neighborhood until someone finally got my license plate and made me pay for the sod i ripped up doing donuts

6) having unprotected sex approximately 67 girls

7) selling my bmw and giving my dad the money...who promised to buy me an infiniti g35 or M3...then went and gambled it away...then i found out he had 2 credit cards in my name that he had ran up huge bills for...then he passed away...so i currently pay off his credit cards and have horrible credit...shouldn't have trusted him

8) i seriously could keep going for a while...
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GODDAM....ever thought of selling the movie rights to your life?

any more stories or care to elaborate, you sound like you could tell some interesting tales
 
Luke667 said:
GODDAM....ever thought of selling the movie rights to your life?

any more stories or care to elaborate, you sound like you could tell some interesting tales
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Ha. yea i know right...in the past i've said "i could write a book about my life and it would probably be the craziest thing you've ever read." so you're right on with that...i mean i have tons of confrontations with cops that i could talk about....all the times my car or i was searched and they didnt find anything...

tons of vandalism...throwing eggs/shooting paintball guns at people from point blank range while asking for directions to somewhere...i was the devil child...and karma has found its way back at me....and it still is....i lost my wallet two weeks ago and it had over $100 and 9 gift cards from christmas...all from my 26 year old sister...since my parents passed away when i was 20 and my 2 brothers took all the life insurance money and never talked to me or my sister again
 
Tom 185 said:
Ha. yea i know right...in the past i've said "i could write a book about my life and it would probably be the craziest thing you've ever read." so you're right on with that...i mean i have tons of confrontations with cops that i could talk about....all the times my car or i was searched and they didnt find anything...

tons of vandalism...throwing eggs/shooting paintball guns at people from point blank range while asking for directions to somewhere...i was the devil child...and karma has found its way back at me....and it still is....i lost my wallet two weeks ago and it had over $100 and 9 gift cards from christmas...all from my 26 year old sister...since my parents passed away when i was 20 and my 2 brothers took all the life insurance money and never talked to me or my sister again
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damn, sorry to hear that...

wondered what made you change your ways....did they?
 
Luke667 said:
damn, sorry to hear that...

wondered what made you change your ways....did they?
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well after both of my parents passed...i had to straighten up..now i'm working on graduating school..getting a good job..and making good money..of course all the while getting big and cut
 
I just had to say, this thread rocks!!! heheheheeh
 
1. One night i got sh1t faced on a handle of tequilla and decided it was a good idea to go drive to this girls house cause she wanted it. it wasn't a good idea when i was leaving i put my car in drive instead of reverse and ran into my airconditioning unit, thats not it i still left and when i got home there was 3 cops waiting for me at my house.

2.i took some ex one time and me and my friends where gonna camp out on this beach. when we got there we were rolling something up and this cop comes driving up so i got out of my car and locked the door. He got out and started goin on about how it smells like weed which was bullsh1t then he tells me to let him search my car i was like hell no you can look through the window and thats my rights. Well he found out we were gonna camp there(which is illegal but we thought we could) and he told us to leave. so we drove around for hours looking for an hotel and all were full. So we ended up sleeping under a boardwalk on the beach and we got woken up to hundreds of old people staring at us they thought we were hobo's . it sucked then but now it just makes me laugh
 
Taking rails of 5-meo-dmt and basically having my world ripped apart. I thought I died. (you don't need more than 5-10mg)

Drinking a liter of Jager and then decided I should try to drive to a party... got a DUI that night.

Computer stuff. I'm not going into details, but I did some stupid **** that could have gotten me into a lot of trouble. Thankfully nothing every happened, but I have completely stopped everything.

Having unprotected sex too many times.

Taking 2 hits of LSD at Voodoo Music Festival only to realize that our driver was on lsd too and we had no idea where we parked. It was a ****ed up night, I still don't remember a lot of the details or how we got home

Don't really have any dumb steroid experiences since I wasn't into weight lifting when I was younger.
 
TeamSavage said:
So if you're ever taking Superdrol in Vegas again, my recommended liver-friendly stack is Morphine+Acid+Skoal. I can personally say I've had great success with this stack in Vegas. ;)
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The only proper stack for vegas is two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that you need that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that should worry you is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and you know you'll get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
 
Einherjar said:
The only proper stack for vegas is two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that you need that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that should worry you is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and you know you'll get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
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GREAT MOVIE
 
xxtruxx1 said:
Believing my ex after I first got bigger when she said, "I liked you better skinny."
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LOL that's great. Rule No:1 Never actively listen to a woman but always say "Yes Dear". hahahaha

Seriously though, what was she a anorexic model???
 
I dated a blonde back in the day..Cameron Diaz look alike...she was soooooo dumb she could barely walk a straight line...she was so dumb I sent her on a plane with a one-way ticket back home and she thought she was coming back on a round trip! true story...so funny.....just couldn't take it anymore...
 
Back in college I was playing power hour and decided to start taking shots of Goldschlager at the end of the game. Shortly after I decided to go to the community pool and steal one of those big tanning chairs. As I ran back across the street the damn chair was dragging behind me banging against all my neighbors cars as I ran past them. I proceeded to ride the goddam chair down the stairwell and through the wall...then I threw up...
 
stxnas said:
Back in college I was playing power hour and decided to start taking shots of Goldschlager at the end of the game. Shortly after I decided to go to the community pool and steal one of those big tanning chairs. As I ran back across the street the damn chair was dragging behind me banging against all my neighbors cars as I ran past them. I proceeded to ride the goddam chair down the stairwell and through the wall...then I threw up...
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did you get in trouble for messing up the cars/
 
I never really thought about that...I'm not sure if I did any damage or not to tell you the truth, lol.

The worst part is that it wasn't the last time that I rode something down the stairs through a wall. :ntome:
 
Couple days ago, was testing my limits on my current pp/sd cycle and was amazed by the strength gains. Used to much on military press and agitated a prior shoulder injury. Waiting to see what comes of this still. Should have gone easy.
 
pistonpump said:
thats really not that bad.... that was a regular night for me:afro: :pose: if thats the worst then i think you should reconsider your username there
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You would've had to have known this strip club and/or seen the strippers there: they were 1 step away from me paying them to put their clothes back on. Putting yourself at risk for an underaged DUI just to drive all the way out to that dump is pretty damn stupid. If I had gotten pulled over, I would've been royally f*cked.
 
In highschool i took 2 times the recomended dosage of andro in order to get bigger faster. I had no clue what i was doing. I also ran it for a very very long time with no pct.
 
The dumbest thing? Theres alot of things but it would be too long of a list! So one time I was on a 1 test cycle, and decided to do about 5 Extacy pills one night, maybe even more! I don't know if that could kill you but oh well, I was young and dumb!
 
jerz912 said:
Now that sounds like fun!!! I never tried hashish, how is it?
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Hashish is like marijuana but more sedating (it's essentially concentrated marijuana).

And yes, it was fun (though outrageously stupid) until we realized that we didn't know what direction our country was. :stick: It was late, we were whacked (been drinking while in Mexico) and we just wanted to get back into the good old USA. We had the bright idea to find the north star (USA is north of Mexico) but two guys on LSD looking into the night sky for the north star was just absurd. I knew we were in trouble when we both said "there it is" and were pointing in completely different directions. Somehow we found our way back to the border and got let back in without a search (which would have landed us in jail for drug smuggling).
 
yeahright said:
Hashish is like marijuana but more sedating (it's essentially concentrated marijuana).

And yes, it was fun (though outrageously stupid) until we realized that we didn't know what direction our country was. :stick: It was late, we were whacked (been drinking while in Mexico) and we just wanted to get back into the good old USA. We had the bright idea to find the north star (USA is north of Mexico) but two guys on LSD looking into the night sky for the north star was just absurd. I knew we were in trouble when we both said "there it is" and were pointing in completely different directions. Somehow we found our way back to the border and got let back in without a search (which would have landed us in jail for drug smuggling).
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LOL!! You were lucky not to get searched!
 
jerz912 said:
LOL!! You were lucky not to get searched!
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When I was a teenager I probably crossed that border 30 times and the only time I did get thoroughly hassled was the one time I had nothing to hide (hadn't been drinking, no drugs, etc.). This was 20 years ago so border control might be tighter now but I'm confident the Tijuana police are still violent and corrupt.
 
like 3 years ago i was drunk when i got home one night and still had to pin my tren. well i pulled 1.5 cc (150mg) out with a 20g and jammed it right into my bi.
OMG it hurt soooooooooo bad. next day my whole upper arm was black and blue.
 
Chad said:
like 3 years ago i was drunk when i got home one night and still had to pin my tren. well i pulled 1.5 cc (150mg) out with a 20g and jammed it right into my bi.
OMG it hurt soooooooooo bad. next day my whole upper arm was black and blue.
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WOW that sucks. I can just picture myself doing some stupid sh1t like that. alcohol is trouble i always do dumbass **** when i am drunk:wtf:
 
yeahright said:
And yes, it was fun (though outrageously stupid) until we realized that we didn't know what direction our country was. :stick: It was late, we were whacked (been drinking while in Mexico) and we just wanted to get back into the good old USA. We had the bright idea to find the north star (USA is north of Mexico) but two guys on LSD looking into the night sky for the north star was just absurd. I knew we were in trouble when we both said "there it is" and were pointing in completely different directions. Somehow we found our way back to the border and got let back in without a search (which would have landed us in jail for drug smuggling).
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:toofunny: Trying to find the north star on acid! Oh, man, that is a good one... You're lucky you didn't end up in Nicaragua.
 
Big BAMA said:
It has been my experience that LSD does not aid in decision making.
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Werd.

Least you mean sitting in your car because you are unable to exit because the lights are "chasing" you is bad.
 
phrost said:
Computer stuff. I'm not going into details, but I did some stupid **** that could have gotten me into a lot of trouble. Thankfully nothing every happened, but I have completely stopped everything.

Having unprotected sex too many times.
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Did you meet this guy??

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:D
 
A few months ago I was all proud of myself having finally leg pressed 1000 pounds. Without a workout partner this means moving 20 plates by myself and I was unloading the machine and completely exhausted.

I didn't really think about balance issues with a large machine like the Cybex leg press and I wasn't thinking very clearly..all the blood being in my legs perhaps..I took about 9 plates off from just one side. I went to get number 10 and I notices the press was teetering back and forth ever so slightly. Damn near had a heart attack. I raced over to the other side and took plates off there to balance out the weight.

It wasn't bolted to the floor like it probably should be and I didn't unload it like I should have...but either way stupid stupid stupid.
 
bioman said:
A few months ago I was all proud of myself having finally leg pressed 1000 pounds. Without a workout partner this means moving 20 plates by myself and I was unloading the machine and completely exhausted.

I didn't really think about balance issues with a large machine like the Cybex leg press and I wasn't thinking very clearly..all the blood being in my legs perhaps..I took about 9 plates off from just one side. I went to get number 10 and I notices the press was teetering back and forth ever so slightly. Damn near had a heart attack. I raced over to the other side and took plates off there to balance out the weight.

It wasn't bolted to the floor like it probably should be and I didn't unload it like I should have...but either way stupid stupid stupid.
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hahaha, I watched a guy do this at my gym just last week. The whole gym was rolling...:rofl:
 
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