What is the dummest thing you have done??

Hehe I've had a right giggle on this thread, shows that the best of us do dumb things sometimes.

Gear/supplement wise I'm pretty sure I win. I decided to run a Superdrol cycle 2 years ago when it was still pretty new, after around 4 days of not noticing anything I upped the dosage to around 50-60mg (I don't fully remember, you'll understand why in a few more moments). I was also running the ECA stack, however, mis-understood the dosage guidelines for Asprin and took around 500mg a day. I also wasn't told my family has a history of Ulcers.
My birthday was on the monday, it was Friday and I was going out for my birthday drink. While on the Superdrol and ECA, I got totally smashed and took a full ecstacy tablet (My first ever) and drank to 8am Saturday morning. I was also taking other supplements with all this, including Tribulus and Creatine.

Heres the punchline: I popped 6 Tribulas tablets Sunday night, and straight away began experiencing painful stomach aches. I didn't sleep throughout the night and the pain got worse and worse. The next morning I was crying my eyes out and my mum rang the emergency doctor. She tapped my stomach three times, rang an ambulance on red emergency. I spent an hour having some x-rays and fingers up my bum, they weren't sure what it was but they thought it was either a burst apendix or a burst ulcer, I was scheduled for my operation around 7 hours later but within minutes I actually died and had to be resussed, I was dead for around 2-3 minutes. I had the operation, the incision runs from 2 inches above my belly button, through my belly button, to around 2 inches below it, otherwise known as the incision of indecision my doctor said.
I had had an ulcer burst, it burst through my stomach and through my diaphragm (The bad pain I felt being air escaping and flowing around my body). I was on a Morphine drip for a week, I didn't walk or eat for a week. I woke up 5 nights on the trot in a pool of my own blood, unable to sit up while the nurses cleaned me and helped me drink water, which I wasn't allowed to swallow.
The doctor said I would be out of work for atleast 3-4 months and I wouldn't be back in the gym for atleast a year and wouldn't be fully recovered for atleast 2 years. I was told if I had gotton to the hospital 30 minutes later then I did then I would've died for good.
I was back at work in 3 weeks, back in the gym in 6 weeks. My amazing recovery was down to the fitness I had gained through working out and through sheer determination.

Things I learnt: Drugs are bad mmmkay. Only joking, I still do certain things, however, I research them thoroughly beforehand and I don't just take for granted whats written on the packet.
Pros of being in hospital: Had a bed bath by 2 proper fit nurses while my girlfriend at the time held my hand.
Cons of being in hospital: I had 2 doctors and some mental patient who apparently was a doctor sit on my Cathata which I can assure you isn't a nice experience.
Most emotional time in hospital: My mum sneaking me in a bacon barmcake, and after not eating for 5 days I bursted out crying while eating it and couldn't stop for about 30 minutes.

Yep, pretty stupid. On the girl front however, why do I keep getting engaged? In 2006 I was engaged twice and nearly a third time. STOP IT TOMMY STOP IT DONT DO IT my mates cry out whenever I get a new girlfriend.
 
WOWOWOWWOWOW WOW!

Glad you are with us!

I guess me putting a dry scoop of whey protein in my mouth because I was too lazy to mix it with water was worthless!!

ALthough I immediatly blew it out of my mouth like a scene from SCARFACE. Do not EVER try it! It was like cement.
 
I think you have an addictive personality, stay away from gambling and drugs, you wont win those battles. Not trying to be an ass but geez, good luck, good health, and good decisions.
 
flu1d said:
within minutes I actually died and had to be resussed, I was dead for around 2-3 minutes.

Yup, you win. You have done the dumbest thing, no question about it. Congrats on your successful resuscitation. ;)
 
flu1d said:
Hehe I've had a right giggle on this thread, shows that the best of us do dumb things sometimes.

Gear/supplement wise I'm pretty sure I win. I decided to run a Superdrol cycle 2 years ago when it was still pretty new, after around 4 days of not noticing anything I upped the dosage to around 50-60mg (I don't fully remember, you'll understand why in a few more moments). I was also running the ECA stack, however, mis-understood the dosage guidelines for Asprin and took around 500mg a day. I also wasn't told my family has a history of Ulcers.
My birthday was on the monday, it was Friday and I was going out for my birthday drink. While on the Superdrol and ECA, I got totally smashed and took a full ecstacy tablet (My first ever) and drank to 8am Saturday morning. I was also taking other supplements with all this, including Tribulus and Creatine.

Heres the punchline: I popped 6 Tribulas tablets Sunday night, and straight away began experiencing painful stomach aches. I didn't sleep throughout the night and the pain got worse and worse. The next morning I was crying my eyes out and my mum rang the emergency doctor. She tapped my stomach three times, rang an ambulance on red emergency. I spent an hour having some x-rays and fingers up my bum, they weren't sure what it was but they thought it was either a burst apendix or a burst ulcer, I was scheduled for my operation around 7 hours later but within minutes I actually died and had to be resussed, I was dead for around 2-3 minutes. I had the operation, the incision runs from 2 inches above my belly button, through my belly button, to around 2 inches below it, otherwise known as the incision of indecision my doctor said.
I had had an ulcer burst, it burst through my stomach and through my diaphragm (The bad pain I felt being air escaping and flowing around my body). I was on a Morphine drip for a week, I didn't walk or eat for a week. I woke up 5 nights on the trot in a pool of my own blood, unable to sit up while the nurses cleaned me and helped me drink water, which I wasn't allowed to swallow.
The doctor said I would be out of work for atleast 3-4 months and I wouldn't be back in the gym for atleast a year and wouldn't be fully recovered for atleast 2 years. I was told if I had gotton to the hospital 30 minutes later then I did then I would've died for good.
I was back at work in 3 weeks, back in the gym in 6 weeks. My amazing recovery was down to the fitness I had gained through working out and through sheer determination.

Things I learnt: Drugs are bad mmmkay. Only joking, I still do certain things, however, I research them thoroughly beforehand and I don't just take for granted whats written on the packet.
Pros of being in hospital: Had a bed bath by 2 proper fit nurses while my girlfriend at the time held my hand.
Cons of being in hospital: I had 2 doctors and some mental patient who apparently was a doctor sit on my Cathata which I can assure you isn't a nice experience.
Most emotional time in hospital: My mum sneaking me in a bacon barmcake, and after not eating for 5 days I bursted out crying while eating it and couldn't stop for about 30 minutes.

Yep, pretty stupid. On the girl front however, why do I keep getting engaged? In 2006 I was engaged twice and nearly a third time. STOP IT TOMMY STOP IT DONT DO IT my mates cry out whenever I get a new girlfriend.



HOLY ****!!!! Glad you made it through that bro... Im damn near speechless...:jaw:
 
I can actually say i havent done anything too stupid other than buying into some of the **** supps. well ok maybe i did drink a little too much a few times while on ph's once... i did alot of research on here and other boards before loading any darts...
 
Actually I don't have an addictive personality, never have then, don't have now. I can take stuff and leave it. I quite happily gamble online Texas Hold Em but I don't play for money, I enjoy playing it for free. I can take or leave drugs, never once felt like I HAD to take one.

And I have learnt my lesson from this, no need for the bashing rageinthecage.
 
On another note if anyones interest, A year after this incident I began looking into supplements again, protein creatine etc and I did thoroughly research some steroid compounds and started a cycle of MD2 (Ergomax LMG). Had good success with it and ran a few cycles, all of them cutting cycles.

I wax cutting until August last year, progress pics can be seen here: Invalid Link Removed I got down to a nice 12 stone and managed to burn off the majority of stubborn fat. I've just done a bulking cycle, running a crossover of SD and MD2 and gained 20lbs, lost 2 during PCT. Looking to bulk till April and hopefully be around 15 stone.
I can safely say I am a lot more careful now however and don't just shove pills down my throat.
 
flu1d said:
On another note if anyones interest, A year after this incident I began looking into supplements again, protein creatine etc and I did thoroughly research some steroid compounds and started a cycle of MD2 (Ergomax LMG). Had good success with it and ran a few cycles, all of them cutting cycles.

I wax cutting until August last year, progress pics can be seen here: Invalid Link Removed I got down to a nice 12 stone and managed to burn off the majority of stubborn fat. I've just done a bulking cycle, running a crossover of SD and MD2 and gained 20lbs, lost 2 during PCT. Looking to bulk till April and hopefully be around 15 stone.
I can safely say I am a lot more careful now however and don't just shove pills down my throat.


Hey ya live and ya learn(hopefully you continue to live so you can learn) And you def learned...
 
rageinacage21 said:
Congratulations! You'll be a poster boy just like Alzado! Props to you!

There is a difference Rage in a cage, he sounds like he has learned hi slesson and somebody may listen because of his story. Most of us here worth a damn have been a poster boy for some unfortunate ending, so take it easier. Otherwise, I am sorry your life is so uneventful and its so perfect.
 
Ditto. Pubmed it and show me. Ive been off and on for 5 years, I think my dikk has grown.
 
brittishbulldog said:
steroids make your **** small

In all fairness bulldog i have maid similar ignorant statements in the past and been scorned into educating myself, but only a little. Testis shrink temporarily during shutdown but resume during proper post cycle therapy. The penis however is like a cellular balloon which IMO seems to strech allowing for additional current and future bloodflow. IMO it seems that anabolic steroids can make your penis larger if not temporary depending on future hormonal situations whereas it may remain "limp" for periods unnaturally and therefore begin to cease up, more or less. This could happen to anyone not having regular erections (usually in the morning) you may have been joking in that case take my simple if not goofy explanation with a grain of salt and a splash of humour. now go pull on it, stetch that babyout a bit its good for ya. :toilet: :bruce2:
 
This one time while i was in the gym i was doing incl. dumbell presses with 75 pounds. I got done with my set and dropped the weights to my sides and just left them there instead of returning them to the racks. decided to move up to 80's for my next set all went well and went to drop the weight to my sides and my left ring finger got pinched in between the 75 i ha dropped previously and the 80 pound dumbell i dropped. with no exaggeration my finger exploded. Had stitches from bottom of my finger all the way to the beginning of my fingernail. I now return all weights to the racks when i finish my sets
 
I was stripping an olympic bar which was balanced on a shoulder press rack, I took a weight off 1 side and the son-of-a-***** toppled over.
 
flu1d said:
Actually I don't have an addictive personality, never have then, don't have now. I can take stuff and leave it. I quite happily gamble online Texas Hold Em but I don't play for money, I enjoy playing it for free. I can take or leave drugs, never once felt like I HAD to take one.

And I have learnt my lesson from this, no need for the bashing rageinthecage.

Definitiely owe you an apology for this one. I just hate it when people take drugs like that, its such a waste of life and then if something happens people blame steroids all over again. Like this guy I heard about last year on another forum took juice, uppers and downwers and naurally died, and people started thinking it was the juice. It just upsets me, I'm glad you stopped taking that ****
 
thesinner said:
I drunkenly (and unknowingly) made out with a 16 year old when I was 19.

LOL I'm 25 and my girlfriends 16 :D 16 is the legal age in England and shes gorgous hehe :chick:
 
BigMatty said:
hmmmm,i have never been to england before......:food: hahaha

Haha! Well it's not the norm but she does look older then 16 and I like her a lot so :D I believe in America the legal age is around 18-21? :toofunny: Most girls over here lose their virginty at around 13, in the rough areas like where I live most have babies and their own flats at 14 lol. If I was a father at 14 then that would've been more dumb then dying I think !!!
 
My list of stupid crap I have done is too long to write here. Just sticking to drugs I have used for bbing.

1) Trying T3 (not worth the risk to me)
2) Using clen (same reason)
3) Have done and am doing too many oral cycles (why not stick to injecting)
4) Spent too much money on gear when I can learn to make it myself much cheaper
5) Stacked M1T and Tren (doing this one right now)
6) Lost too much hair (no big deal, but that could have been avoided)

I only have one notable lasting training injury. It is from rounded back leg presses. Not brilliant.
 
flu1d said:
Haha! Well it's not the norm but she does look older then 16 and I like her a lot so :D I believe in America the legal age is around 18-21? :toofunny: Most girls over here lose their virginty at around 13, in the rough areas like where I live most have babies and their own flats at 14 lol. If I was a father at 14 then that would've been more dumb then dying I think !!!


Wow thats crazy....
 
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1. losing my virginity and getting the clap simultaneously.

2. juicing at 18.

3. running a 4 week pct after a 14 week cycle, getting hypogonadism, and losing 25 pounds of muscle.

4. dating a 16 year old when i was 19 (no joke) and trying to turn a hoe into a housewife.
 
Hhhmmm 35mg M1T ED for three weeks, with only 6oxo and tribulus for pct... at the tender age of 16. Thank god i still have functioning testicles.

ohh and the time i took something like 100mg of ephedra before a highschool football game.. it is a scary thing when you can hear your heart pumping in your head like a bass drum and the weight of an elephant on your chest..

yes it was probably ignorant/idiotic kids like me that ultimately got the old prohormone banned...
 
bigred869 said:
1. losing my virginity and getting the clap simultaneously.

2. juicing at 18.

3. running a 4 week post cycle therapy after a 14 week cycle, getting hypogonadism, and losing 25 pounds of muscle.

4. dating a 16 year old when i was 19 (no joke) and trying to turn a hoe into a housewife.
would you elaborate on #3? What would you have done differently to prevent that. Im doing a 16-17 week cycle and i sure dont want that to happen to me.
 
1. Stealing a police car and turning the siren on when I was drunk at 15.
2. Football holiganism.
3. Waaaaay too much ecstacy whilst living in Amsterdam.
3a. Likewise cocaine.
4. Leaving my girlfriend in charge of the business.
5. Saying to my "friend" "yeah sure I'll take that back to the U.K. for you" having no idea that it would end-up in a 3.5 year jail sentence of which I served 19 months, 7 months in the notorious Dartmoor jail. (Harrowing to say the least).

there are so many times that I have been totally and utterly dumb as a rock in a swamp. I'm just starting to get another life back together after a movie script of adventures into the daft. LMAO.

Note to self. Please-plesae-please think just a little bit more every now and again. LOL
 
psimonkey said:
1. Stealing a police car and turning the siren on when I was drunk at 15.

Dang man, stupid thing to do but one of the funniest things I've read so far............straight out of a Shameless episode.
 
pistonpump said:
would you elaborate on #3? What would you have done differently to prevent that. Im doing a 16-17 week cycle and i sure dont want that to happen to me.

It's pretty simple really. For my post cycle therapy, I was only running 50mg of Clomid ED for 4 weeks when it should have been at least 100mg for 6 weeks. I probably should have included Nolva also. I was taking all these things to increase libido, like fenugreek and DHEA, so i thought when my libido was back, i was back to normal, but those things were only temporary. Before I knew it, I dropped from 180 to 155 and lost my appetite and "alpha male" mentality. I went to the doctor and got my T levels checked. They were around 200 when they should have been more like 600. So I got sent to a urlogist a month later. he determined my LH and FSH levels were normal but my T levels were still off, so I had en endocrinologist appointment 3 months later. Well... I wasn't gonna go 3 months living a ****ty life and get put on TRT where I couldn't ever have kids, so I did a ****load of research and took propionate for 2 weeks at a really low dose and both clomid and nolvadex at high doses. the propionate made me really sick and i was puking the entire week of my final exams. eventually i was back up to 165 pounds and getting morning wood every day. i went to the endocrinologist and everything came back normal. he said my levels came back to normal like nothing he'd ever seen before. =]
 
used superdrol when i was 20 then waited a month for pct because i didn't have what i needed at the time. young and stupid. Had not done my research before trying it. STUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPID!!!!!!!!


:good:
 
Australian made said:
Dang man, stupid thing to do but one of the funniest things I've read so far............straight out of a Shameless episode.

It was so much fun... up to a point !

Also ran a 6 weeks of 4-AD and MoHT transdermally, at whatever level I dont know just some is all I know, followed by no PCT. i was so flat for about a month
Ran 8 weeks of 500ml testex and 500 ml Deca with no PCT to follow, much the same.
Clen I really didnt like at all made me feel like an electric twitch.
Dropped ectacy but forgot I had taken some deprenyl which is an MAOI b inhibitor and found myself locked up and rigged with what is called a hypertensive crisis... not nice.
I was at the mid summer party at Stonehedge and for some kick-myself-in the-arse reason decided to take anything I was offered and took a double dose of batch 33 !!!??? I have no idea what it was but I ended up in a field sure that I was going to "trancend this mortal coil", naked with a dismantled cell phone. It all turned out well though I got rescued and got home with yet another silly story.
So many silly things in silly places on behalf of "research".
 
brittishbulldog said:
16 is the legal in most parts of europe i have had a few sweet 16 year oldsa my self
I hear ya! spent 3 months working a bar in the Greek Islands, young English girls out for a good time everywhere. All i had to do was belt out a few aussie one liners and i was in.:twisted:
 
psimonkey said:
What's the age of consent in the states then ?

Depends on which state you live in, as each state has its own laws. Here is a chart I found on google though. Most places are 16/17, but a few states made it 14 for girls, but 16 for guys.

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Big BAMA said:
18 to own a gun, 21 for a concealed weapons permit.

18 limits what kind of guns you can own, since you cannot have certain guns without a concealed weapons permit.
 
aspire210 said:
Depends on which state you live in, as each state has its own laws. Here is a chart I found on google though. Most places are 16/17, but a few states made it 14 for girls, but 16 for guys.

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Just read the US Military age of consent and it's 16 :jaw: I didn't even know you could join until you were 17 with parental permission.
 
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