waxing, shaving, removing hair from your body....POLL

Do you shave your body?

  • Yes

    Votes: 149 67.7%
  • Yes, but only for competitions.

    Votes: 10 4.5%
  • No, that's gay.

    Votes: 61 27.7%

  • Total voters
    220
methyl1 = funniest board member ever.

everytime i read your posts i crack the F up ...You should do gay standup or something..do they have that?
 
hamper19 said:
methyl1 = funniest board member ever.

everytime i read your posts i crack the F up ...You should do gay standup or something..do they have that?
LOL! Thanks bro, I dont think there is gay standup but you may be on to something:lol:
 
Methyl - don't listen to them man. I'm 25 and a virgin. Just waiting for Ms. Right. Had too many friends tell me their first time sucked because it was with a chick they weren't into. It's not worth it wasting it on a ho.
 
Methyl,

I wasn't a huge fan of my first time, but I wouldn't take it back - It's like anything, you start out sucking balls (no pun intended) and get good eventually... It's when you get good that the magic happens...

You don't just get under the bar with 405, you don't just hop into the sack with a girl and have the type of sex that rocks your worlds... And jmh, I respect your decision bro, but you're going to have to find a girl that either loves you to the ends of the earth and back or who is a virgin, because I can promise you most girls will be outta there after the first or second lay if you aren't rocking her boat so to speak.
 
JMH80,

Im glad we are in the same boat, I hope you find the right one. I personally am not searching for any women, to be quite honest i just go about my daily tasks and not really think twice about them. I never really spoke to them growing up or meshed at all with them, Ive always been a odd duck and never got involved with females. Ill stare at them from time to time but that is about the extent of it:)

Exhinilio,

Thanks for the tips bro, I know that like everything it takes experience and learning. I just have one question though, did any of those females survive after you put your 300lb body on them??
 
Methyl1 said:
Thanks for the tips bro, I know that like everything it takes experience and learning. I just have one question though, did any of those females survive after you put your 300lb body on them??

All the girls I hook up with like it rough, and I don't give it any other way :D As far as surviving, if I really have my way, barely :lol:
 
jmh80 said:
Methyl - don't listen to them man. I'm 25 and a virgin. Just waiting for Ms. Right. Had too many friends tell me their first time sucked because it was with a chick they weren't into. It's not worth it wasting it on a ho.
I would be part of that crowd. We were drunk and she was 2 or 3 years older. I was 16. She broke the law. Anyway, a friend of a friend married a girl simply b/c they were both 25y/o virgins. The girl is a headcase and he can't stand her, but she met his primary criterion. Don't make the same mistake. Just b/c a girl is not a virgin does not make her a skank or anything. It has a lot to do with the culture where you grow up.

Best of luck to you and Methyl. I hope you find some cool chicks. There are definitely some out there.
 
Beowulf said:
I would be part of that crowd. We were drunk and she was 2 or 3 years older. I was 16. She broke the law. Anyway, a friend of a friend married a girl simply b/c they were both 25y/o virgins. The girl is a headcase and he can't stand her, but she met his primary criterion. Don't make the same mistake. Just b/c a girl is not a virgin does not make her a skank or anything. It has a lot to do with the culture where you grow up.

Best of luck to you and Methyl. I hope you find some cool chicks. There are definitely some out there.
Thanks Beowulf for the blessings. I hit up the streets last night looking for some good ole Polish Keilbasa if you know what I mean;)
 
exnihilo said:
All the girls I hook up with like it rough, and I don't give it any other way :D As far as surviving, if I really have my way, barely :lol:
LOL! That's a trip bro, how do you find these chicks?
 
Methyl1 said:
Thanks Beowulf for the blessings. I hit up the streets last night looking for some good ole Polish Keilbasa if you know what I mean;)
Did you NEED to fucking tell us that?

lol
 
Methyl1 said:
LOL! That's a trip bro, how do you find these chicks?

A lot of chicks like it a little rough - it's just a matter of weeding out the ones which obviously aren't going to be game then building up the vibe right from makeout and all the way through till the end. You can't just spring on a girl halfway through foreplay and expect her to be cool, you'll freak her out :D Part of it is just having the cojones to go for it and be congruent, like anything in life...
 
cable626 said:
I was just interested in knowing how many guys wax/shave their bodies?
I was thinking about shaving my arms/legs for the summer.
I wanted to know if people like it or are against it?
So what is the best method to removing unwanted body hair anyway. With out all the razor bumps and ****.
 
exnihilo said:
A lot of chicks like it a little rough - it's just a matter of weeding out the ones which obviously aren't going to be game then building up the vibe right from makeout and all the way through till the end. You can't just spring on a girl halfway through foreplay and expect her to be cool, you'll freak her out :D Part of it is just having the cojones to go for it and be congruent, like anything in life...


Right on bro, right on :thumbsup: My problem is that Ill freak them out from the get go, Im not exactly GQ LOL!!! :rofl:
 
Beo - thanks for the advice. I would never marry a girl just because she was a virgin. Just plain stupid.

Gotta have nice tits too! Hehe.
 
wow this thread took hijacking to a new degree.

i wish someone answered the ass hair removal question because i was wondering the same thing.

anyway, i currently only shave my chest and ab region.
 
Pioneer said:
wow this thread took hijacking to a new degree.

i wish someone answered the ass hair removal question because i was wondering the same thing.

anyway, i currently only shave my chest and ab region.


Did someone say ass hair removal? Been there, done that. Went to Sally's beauty supply and got a tin of wax, a roll of cloth strips and some popsicle sticks. You must get the wax evenly melted or face torturous conditions. When applying the wax, don't put it on to thick or you will die. I'm not joking. Apply the wax and the cloth strip with the growth of the hair and then pull against the growth of the hair. You really want to get it the first time. I mean I can't stress that enough. My wife is getting her Facial licence but I don't think the rest of the class would care to see my ass as a learning aid. Not that it's bad, but hey they have to break for lunch ( Methyl's gears are turning right about now) :whip:
 
cable626 said:
I was just interested in knowing how many guys wax/shave their bodies?
I was thinking about shaving my arms/legs for the summer.
I wanted to know if people like it or are against it?
Shave my chest? Shave my legs? Are you kidding?
Guys are supposed to have hair. It differentiates us from women. Would you date a woman with a hairy chest? I think not!
You twenty-something year olds have bought a load of crap from the media… hook line and sinker.
You shave your bodies, you wear earrings, you dye your hair. What next? Lipstick and high-heel shoes? You’re fashion victims!
You’re men. Be comfortable with the way that God made you. Body hair and all. Don’t play in to those fashion images for men. Fashion is for women.
Be proud. Be men. After all, God doesn’t make junk. Screw GQ. Be your own man.
 
I like looking like an Adonis.

Arnold didn't have a hairy chest back in the day - "when men were men" or whatever.

It's a different era now man. Don't knock it till ya try it.
 
Magickk said:
What if being GQ is being your own man??? :think:

Then you should move to the castro district of san francisco, palm springs, hollywood or the village in manhattan, and join a gym where all the guys are gq and shave their bodies, and be open and free among your kind :lol:
 
You so called MEN should try to rip a 6 inch strip of material covered in wax the opposite direction of the way your chest hair grows. Not only does it show off definition for which I am quite proud of but Hey, I love pain. The more the better. It makes me feel like, well, a man. Come on, fraid of a little rash? I also go to a Trigger Point therapist whose work is, as my wifes friend said "The same pain felt during childbirth." As he works on me, I'm laughing as to why I've come back in. Step up men and get your beatings. I'll be getting mine well into old age. I do not read GQ or any other so called Men's magazine.
 
Mach .78 said:
You so called MEN should try to rip a 6 inch strip of material covered in wax the opposite direction of the way your chest hair grows. Not only does it show off definition for which I am quite proud of but Hey, I love pain. The more the better. It makes me feel like, well, a man. Come on, fraid of a little rash? I also go to a Trigger Point therapist whose work is, as my wifes friend said "The same pain felt during childbirth." As he works on me, I'm laughing as to why I've come back in. Step up men and get your beatings. I'll be getting mine well into old age. I do not read GQ or any other so called Men's magazine.

I affirm my manhood by climbing tall mountains, kayaking so far out to sea I lose sight of land (in water infested by great white sharks no less) and stepping into a ring with someone who wants to beat the **** out of me :D I think little strip of paper with hair on it getting pulled off is jackass/wild boys style amateur **** bro :D
 
exnihilo said:
Then you should move to the castro district of san francisco, palm springs, hollywood or the village in manhattan, and join a gym where all the guys are gq and shave their bodies, and be open and free among your kind :lol:
I said "GQ" not homosexual...
 
exnihilo said:
I affirm my manhood by climbing tall mountains, kayaking so far out to sea I lose sight of land (in water infested by great white sharks no less) and stepping into a ring with someone who wants to beat the **** out of me :D I think little strip of paper with hair on it getting pulled off is jackass/wild boys style amateur **** bro :D
Up for some Trigger Point Therapy? I'm in West Palm Beach and I'll even drive you there. You'll need me to drive back as well since It is your first time and all. Felt like I got hit by a car my first time. You'd love it.The dude studied in Japan where they don't play. :whip:
 
Mach .78 said:
Up for some Trigger Point Therapy? I'm in West Palm Beach and I'll even drive you there. You'll need me to drive back as well since It is your first time and all. Felt like I got hit by a car my first time. You'd love it.The dude studied in Japan where they don't play. :whip:

Sorry bro, wrong coast :D I get deep tissue work done on me by a 300lb powerlifter/physical therapist though, so I'm sure I can imagine what it's like :)
 
Yes, the homophobic stuff is played out. But making fun of straight guys that act gay is never out of style!~ :rofl:
 
exnihilo said:
Yes, the homophobic stuff is played out. But making fun of straight guys that act gay is never out of style!~ :rofl:
LOL...you must be havin tons of fun then...don't you live in Santa Barbara area? LOL...last I checked, there was no shortage of metros and homosexuals up there.
 
kwyckemynd00 said:
LOL...you must be havin tons of fun then...don't you live in Santa Barbara area? LOL...last I checked, there was no shortage of metros and homosexuals up there.

Oh yeah. It's a pain in the ass. I work at a club so I see hordes of them too - thankfully I can give them **** and they have to take it (not that any of them would have the balls to call me out if I talked smack to them on the street). We should banish them to an island along with all the snooty high maintenance bitches.
 
exnihilo said:
Oh yeah. It's a pain in the ass. I work at a club so I see hordes of them too - thankfully I can give them **** and they have to take it (not that any of them would have the balls to call me out if I talked smack to them on the street). We should banish them to an island along with all the snooty high maintenance bitches.
I don't know what magazine I read, but it said the style of Muscle Men are going out of style...and the girls now adays are more attractive to skinny rockers. WTF.. I find that a load of ****, chicks want to be protected....what 120 lbs rocker who wears size 0 Seven Jeans, is going to protect his women?.....thats a load of crap
 
TheStud121 said:
I don't know what magazine I read, but it said the style of Muscle Men are going out of style...and the girls now adays are more attractive to skinny rockers. WTF.. I find that a load of ****, chicks want to be protected....what 120 lbs rocker who wears size 0 Seven Jeans, is going to protect his women?.....thats a load of crap
That is funny, b/c I've read the exact opposite. Look at musicians like Lenny Kravitz or rappers like 50cent. They may not be huge, but they are definitely more muscular. I have a feeling that article you read was written by a 120lb pussy who was trying to project his physique as an ideal :lol:
 
exnihilo said:
thankfully I can give them **** and they have to take it (not that any of them would have the balls to call me out if I talked smack to them on the street).
Wow you're cool. :rolleyes:
 
Exhillio, are you a homophobe? Just wondering? If you are thats cool, there are tons out there.

I just don't give a crap what someones color, race, creed sexual preference is. I never understood that. It's kind of wierd I'm a republican now that I think about it.

BTW back on subject...I shave everything once a week...everything.
 
refrieddreams said:
Exhillio, are you a homophobe? Just wondering? If you are thats cool, there are tons out there.

I just don't give a crap what someones color, race, creed sexual preference is. I never understood that. It's kind of wierd I'm a republican now that I think about it.

BTW back on subject...I shave everything once a week...everything.

Are you a homophobe-phobe? If you are, that's cool, there are tons out there...
 
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