cable626 said:I was just interested in knowing how many guys wax/shave their bodies?
I was thinking about shaving my arms/legs for the summer.
I wanted to know if people like it or are against it?
exnihilo said:You guys are weird. Next time a girl gives you **** about having body hair give her **** about not looking like angelina jolie and having a 38DD rack - or ask her when she developed a little boy fetish. I show girls who say they think muscles are a turn off pics of auschwitz concentration camp prisoners and ask them if they'd like me to set them up on a date![]()
walk away.hamper19 said:lol.. i don't think its a problem.. she was the first chick to comment to me about having a hairy ass. it is kinda odd though that like i have hardly arm hair..my face hair barely grows....i mean i dunno
but what if they do have a 34D and are pretty hot? Then what?.. :wave:
I just bend over in the shower and let the wife shave it up nicely. :lol:hamper19 said:so for those of you who remove ALL HAIR. how do you get the ass hair off man..not to sound gay.
Methyl1 said:Man one of my favorite pastimes is que balling da ole jewels. First I start off by lathering up the ole' wrinkled leather sac then I pull back da ole' noodle and grab a Mach 3 and give them a much needed haircut makin 'em look like 8 ball ready for pocket pool. Its also great for da ladies who like to give da ole sac the warm tongue fandango, nothin like a warm wet tongue on the pouch![]()
:blink: :run:Magickk said:I just bend over in the shower and let the wife stretch me out nicely. :lol:
Not cool...Methyl1 said::blink: :run:
Sorry bro, but you left yourself "WIDE OPEN" on that one, BwahahahahahahahahahahahaMagickk said:Not cool...
Uhhhhh... man this thread is scary.
Methyl1, between that post and your avatar I'm wondering about you bro.
Ahh, exnihilio....dude....you don't know what you're missing!exnihilo said:The only part of my anatomy that needs waxing... I would never kiss a girl again if she wandered down there :run:
Ahh, exnihilio....dude....you don't know what you're missing!
Oh my, if a girl ever went south of the border and into the black hole, I'd get up and tell her to get the hell outa my house!! That's just nasty...
LOLMach .78 said:Ok, Can We just agree that it would be better than Methyl 1 doing it? :cheers:
hahaha :rofl:Mach .78 said:Exactly to the T, what I was was going to say.
Hey, After all that's really what a "Clean Diet" is for. :rofl:
Gimme a Clean Diet and a Dirty Girl and I'll show you some tricks.
Some real Stuntwoman style. :thumbsup: Girls who drive trucks and consider scars, medals of honor. Stop hanging around those skinny Polo model types. :blink:
You're going about this all wrong. You let her finish, proceed to do the most depraved acts imaginable to her, then kick her to the curb. Come on Lifted, this is common sense.lifted said:Oh my, if a girl ever went south of the border and into the black hole, I'd get up and tell her to get the hell outa my house!! That's just nasty...
Oh my....are you a virgin man? Not that there's anything wrong w/ that.Methyl1 said:Ok, so if you wont let a girl eat out your A-hole thats fine. But I wanted to ask you guys a question maybe you could answer, have any of yall kissed one on the vertical smile? What is it like? I have no experience whatsoever![]()
Yup, Im a virgin. Always been that way, never had a girlfriend or lady friends. Keep to myself mostly.lifted said:Oh my....are you a virgin man? Not that there's anything wrong w/ that.
Back in the day when we were in High school, I think it was cool to do. But now as we get older, and since women have had more sexual partners at our age (mid 20's and up), I think it's best not to if it's a one night stand with some chick you don't know well. And unless I have a good idea of where she's been, I just won't. JMO though...and I'm sure all you pervs will disagree...lol.
Well my friend...we've all seen your pics,and despite the oddity of your crotch shot, there is no reason for you to keep to yoruself. When in doubt, refer to the nike mottoMethyl1 said:Yup, Im a virgin. Always been that way, never had a girlfriend or lady friends. Keep to myself mostly.
kwyckemynd00 said:The only place my tongue hasn't been on a woman is the bottom of the feet :twisted:
If you like to make them squirm, it's lots of fun :twisted:
Methyl1 said:Yup, Im a virgin. Always been that way, never had a girlfriend or lady friends. Keep to myself mostly.
LOL! Well its just not my style, im too niceexnihilo said:Jesus man you're 27... At that point you can just beg for a pity **** and you just might get it. Get out to some bars and just be a chauvanist pig man - works for the rest of us![]()
We gotta get you a girl man. Where do you live? Maybe someone can help with the hook up...seriously.Methyl1 said:LOL! Well its just not my style, im too nice![]()
I appreciate the gesture, but ive always been a loner. I enjoy being single, I stay out of all that relationship drama that i see with others. Plus, I get a power trip mentally by knowing that i have the will power to stay single and away from women, makes me feel in controllifted said:We gotta get you a girl man. Where do you live? Maybe someone can help with the hook up...seriously.
LOLdito said:Maybe we can all pitch in 5 bucks and get him a hooker?
lifted said:LOL
Methyl1...don't be so hard on yourself man. I don't see any reason why you couldn't get laid. I mean if you're all about the abstinance thing then I can respect that. But most guys I know who say that, just say that for an excuse of their virginity. And my guess is the same with you...because you don't seem the REAL religious type...lol...but I could be wrong.
I have helped many guys that were in your same shoes before...;mostly in high school. And they all were glad that I broke them out of the shyguy mold. I bet you can even find a cool chick that has the same tastes (no pun intended) and everything as you do. Just give it a shot...and you'll be glad you took that first step...because after that it's cakework.
In the end it's your decision and I can respect that....but c'mon man...you're missing out on the best years of your life!! You don't have to be a porno freak like some guys are, but you owe it to yourself to at least taste the pie....afterwards, I bet you'll be wanting to go back for seconds...let us know bro.
P.S. Man, this thread has taken more turns than Michael Jackson has had kiddie sleeepovers...lol.
In the end it's your decision and I can respect that....but c'mon man...you're missing out on the best years of your life!! You don't have to be a porno freak like some guys are, but you owe it to yourself to at least taste the pie....afterwards, I bet you'll be wanting to go back for seconds...let us know bro.
Hey if he doesn't want the hooker, I'll take her.Methyl1 said:Hahahah, I dont see what all the hoopla is about the pie??
LMAO....that's a good idea..cable626 said:hey how about whoever donates to Methyl1's hooker fund gets a new color, like board sponsors get gray lol
lifted said:LMAO....that's a good idea..