One with a root the size of a redwood, to rearrange the ole' guts and move the spleen a few inches over.dito said:Maybe a male hooker?
dito said:So you are a virgin with women, but not with men?
Can I call you the great white gap?
dito said:What is with the homo comments?
LOL! Thanks bro, I dont think there is gay standup but you may be on to something:lol:hamper19 said:methyl1 = funniest board member ever.
everytime i read your posts i crack the F up ...You should do gay standup or something..do they have that?
Methyl1 said:Thanks for the tips bro, I know that like everything it takes experience and learning. I just have one question though, did any of those females survive after you put your 300lb body on them??
I would be part of that crowd. We were drunk and she was 2 or 3 years older. I was 16. She broke the law. Anyway, a friend of a friend married a girl simply b/c they were both 25y/o virgins. The girl is a headcase and he can't stand her, but she met his primary criterion. Don't make the same mistake. Just b/c a girl is not a virgin does not make her a skank or anything. It has a lot to do with the culture where you grow up.jmh80 said:Methyl - don't listen to them man. I'm 25 and a virgin. Just waiting for Ms. Right. Had too many friends tell me their first time sucked because it was with a chick they weren't into. It's not worth it wasting it on a ho.
Thanks Beowulf for the blessings. I hit up the streets last night looking for some good ole Polish Keilbasa if you know what I meanBeowulf said:I would be part of that crowd. We were drunk and she was 2 or 3 years older. I was 16. She broke the law. Anyway, a friend of a friend married a girl simply b/c they were both 25y/o virgins. The girl is a headcase and he can't stand her, but she met his primary criterion. Don't make the same mistake. Just b/c a girl is not a virgin does not make her a skank or anything. It has a lot to do with the culture where you grow up.
Best of luck to you and Methyl. I hope you find some cool chicks. There are definitely some out there.
LOL! That's a trip bro, how do you find these chicks?exnihilo said:All the girls I hook up with like it rough, and I don't give it any other wayAs far as surviving, if I really have my way, barely :lol:
Did you NEED to fucking tell us that?Methyl1 said:Thanks Beowulf for the blessings. I hit up the streets last night looking for some good ole Polish Keilbasa if you know what I mean![]()
Methyl1 said:LOL! That's a trip bro, how do you find these chicks?
So what is the best method to removing unwanted body hair anyway. With out all the razor bumps and ****.cable626 said:I was just interested in knowing how many guys wax/shave their bodies?
I was thinking about shaving my arms/legs for the summer.
I wanted to know if people like it or are against it?
exnihilo said:A lot of chicks like it a little rough - it's just a matter of weeding out the ones which obviously aren't going to be game then building up the vibe right from makeout and all the way through till the end. You can't just spring on a girl halfway through foreplay and expect her to be cool, you'll freak her outPart of it is just having the cojones to go for it and be congruent, like anything in life...
Pioneer said:wow this thread took hijacking to a new degree.
i wish someone answered the ass hair removal question because i was wondering the same thing.
anyway, i currently only shave my chest and ab region.
Shave my chest? Shave my legs? Are you kidding?cable626 said:I was just interested in knowing how many guys wax/shave their bodies?
I was thinking about shaving my arms/legs for the summer.
I wanted to know if people like it or are against it?
What if being GQ is being your own man??? :think:TINYTOAD said:Screw GQ. Be your own man.
Magickk said:What if being GQ is being your own man??? :think:
Mach .78 said:You so called MEN should try to rip a 6 inch strip of material covered in wax the opposite direction of the way your chest hair grows. Not only does it show off definition for which I am quite proud of but Hey, I love pain. The more the better. It makes me feel like, well, a man. Come on, fraid of a little rash? I also go to a Trigger Point therapist whose work is, as my wifes friend said "The same pain felt during childbirth." As he works on me, I'm laughing as to why I've come back in. Step up men and get your beatings. I'll be getting mine well into old age. I do not read GQ or any other so called Men's magazine.
I said "GQ" not homosexual...exnihilo said:Then you should move to the castro district of san francisco, palm springs, hollywood or the village in manhattan, and join a gym where all the guys are gq and shave their bodies, and be open and free among your kind :lol:
Up for some Trigger Point Therapy? I'm in West Palm Beach and I'll even drive you there. You'll need me to drive back as well since It is your first time and all. Felt like I got hit by a car my first time. You'd love it.The dude studied in Japan where they don't play. :whip:exnihilo said:I affirm my manhood by climbing tall mountains, kayaking so far out to sea I lose sight of land (in water infested by great white sharks no less) and stepping into a ring with someone who wants to beat the **** out of meI think little strip of paper with hair on it getting pulled off is jackass/wild boys style amateur **** bro
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Mach .78 said:Up for some Trigger Point Therapy? I'm in West Palm Beach and I'll even drive you there. You'll need me to drive back as well since It is your first time and all. Felt like I got hit by a car my first time. You'd love it.The dude studied in Japan where they don't play. :whip:
LOL...you must be havin tons of fun then...don't you live in Santa Barbara area? LOL...last I checked, there was no shortage of metros and homosexuals up there.exnihilo said:Yes, the homophobic stuff is played out. But making fun of straight guys that act gay is never out of style!~ :rofl:
kwyckemynd00 said:LOL...you must be havin tons of fun then...don't you live in Santa Barbara area? LOL...last I checked, there was no shortage of metros and homosexuals up there.
they did that already, it's called manhattan. :dance:exnihilo said:We should banish them to an island along with all the snooty high maintenance bitches.
cable626 said:they did that already, it's called manhattan. :dance:
I don't know what magazine I read, but it said the style of Muscle Men are going out of style...and the girls now adays are more attractive to skinny rockers. WTF.. I find that a load of ****, chicks want to be protected....what 120 lbs rocker who wears size 0 Seven Jeans, is going to protect his women?.....thats a load of crapexnihilo said:Oh yeah. It's a pain in the ass. I work at a club so I see hordes of them too - thankfully I can give them **** and they have to take it (not that any of them would have the balls to call me out if I talked smack to them on the street). We should banish them to an island along with all the snooty high maintenance bitches.
That is funny, b/c I've read the exact opposite. Look at musicians like Lenny Kravitz or rappers like 50cent. They may not be huge, but they are definitely more muscular. I have a feeling that article you read was written by a 120lb pussy who was trying to project his physique as an ideal :lol:TheStud121 said:I don't know what magazine I read, but it said the style of Muscle Men are going out of style...and the girls now adays are more attractive to skinny rockers. WTF.. I find that a load of ****, chicks want to be protected....what 120 lbs rocker who wears size 0 Seven Jeans, is going to protect his women?.....thats a load of crap
Wow you're cool.exnihilo said:thankfully I can give them **** and they have to take it (not that any of them would have the balls to call me out if I talked smack to them on the street).
CSK said:Wow you're cool.![]()
refrieddreams said:Exhillio, are you a homophobe? Just wondering? If you are thats cool, there are tons out there.
I just don't give a crap what someones color, race, creed sexual preference is. I never understood that. It's kind of wierd I'm a republican now that I think about it.
BTW back on subject...I shave everything once a week...everything.