UFC Fantasy Picks League

[Alexander]

I'll provide the prize for the second season. I'll give the winner one of every USP Labs supplement.

I'm not tallying points though, I hate that. Haha.

That's mighty kind of you, Mullet. I'll provide the prize for the 3rd season, Nude Photo's of myself:run:

 

[TheMouth]

Cool buddy, sounds good to me. I just really don't like tallying these things up, I'm not sure why.

Most people don't... takes me about 15 minutes and helps me commit results to memory.

 

[jas123]

That's mighty kind of you, Mullet. I'll provide the prize for the 3rd season, Nude Photo's of myself:run:

Rock Hard?

 

[Alexander]

'Pecs' is jas' codeword for Poly's testicles Alex, don't worry. Testicles which jas routinely gargles.

Jas "Deepthroat" 123.............123.....................123.

 

[jas123]

'Pecs' is jas' codeword for Poly's testicles Alex, don't worry. Testicles which jas routinely gargles.

Don't even encourage those sorts of jokes, Alex.

 

[Alexander]

Rock Hard?

Believe that, plus I've got a Vida Guera donkadonk for you fellas to gaze at.

 

[jas123]

Believe that, plus I've got a Vida Guera donkadonk for you fellas to gaze at.

Plus you're about her height from that avatar picture of yourself with Bitter Beer Face.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Don't even encourage those sorts of jokes, Alex.

I don't get the Atomic Bomb picture, maybe I'm missing something?

And Alex, how about I will double the third season prize for you not to provide nudes?

 

[jas123]

That's your joke bombing or as Alex says (or was it my joke :think: :twisted: ) Hiroshima'ing.

 

[Alexander]

I don't get the Atomic Bomb picture, maybe I'm missing something?

And Alex, how about I will double the third season prize for you not to provide nudes?

It means you hiroshima'd/bombed on your joke.

What you don't like round shapely bubble arses? **pukes on himself**

 

[Mulletsoldier]

That's your joke bombing or as Alex says (or was it my joke :think: :twisted: ) Hiroshima'ing.

Ahhh, haha. I see. Yeah, it wasn't the greatest.

Alex, I have a feeling that your 'District' is far too 'Columbian' jungle-like to get a view of the goods anyway. You'd put up the nudes and there would be so much hair people would be speaking in tongues. "I need a young priest and an old priest!"

 

[Alexander]

Ahhh, haha. I see. Yeah, it wasn't the greatest.

Alex, I have a feeling that your 'District' is far too 'Columbian' jungle-like to get a view of the goods anyway. You'd put up the nudes and there would be so much hair people would be speaking in tongues. "I need a young priest and an old priest!"

Actually you lucked out, I just gave myself a "Brazilian" yesterday.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

*ugh*

I seriously made that face that you make when you bite into moldy bread.

 

[Alexander]

hahaha:rofl::rofl::cheers:

 

[Alexander]

Naw, I know you gave that little smirk like in your av with a double double eyebrow raise.

 

[TheMouth]

Card coming tonight. Sorry for the delay.

 

[Alexander]

UFC Fight Night 13

Kenny Florian vs Joe Lauzon
Thiago Alves vs Karo Parisyan
Matt Hammill vs Tim Boetsch
Kurt Pellegrino vs Nate Diaz
Houston Alexander vs James Irvin
Gray Maynard vs Frankie Edgar

Din Thomas vs Josh Neer
Marcus Aurelio vs Ryan Roberts
Manny Gamburyan vs Jeff Fox
Clay Guida vs Samy Schiavo
George Sotiropoulos vs Roman Mitichyan
Tommy Speer vs Anthony Johnson

 

[Alexander]

Florian-Sub-Rd2
Parisyan-Dec
Boetsch-KO-Rd1
Pellegrino-Dec
Alexander-KO-Rd1
Edgar-Dec

Thomas-Sub-Rd2
Aurelio-Sub-Rd1
Gamburyan-KO-Rd2
Guida-Sub-Rd2
Sotiropoulos-KO-Rd2
Speer-Dec

 

[jas123]

Kenny Florian - KO rd 3
Alves - dec
Boetsch - KO round 2
Kurt Pellegrino - dec
Houston Alexander - KO rd 1
Frankie Edgar - KO rd 3

Din Thomas - dec
Marcus Aurelio - sub rd 2
Manny Gamburyan - dec
Clay Guida - dec
George Sotiropoulos - KO rd 1
Tommy Speer - KO rd 2

 

[terminator]

UFC Fight Night 13

Kenny Florian / 2 / Sub/Tapout
Karo Parisyan /3/ Sub/Tapout
Matt Hammill /Decision/ Split
Nate Diaz /2/Sub/Tapout
Houston Alexander /1/ KO/TKO
Frankie Edgar /3/ KO/TKO

Din Thomas /3/Sub/Tapout
Marcus Aurelio /3/Sub/Tapout
Manny Gamburyan /1/ Sub/Tapout
Clay Guida /2/ Sub/Tapout
George Sotiropoulos /3/ Sub/Tapout
Tommy Speer /Decision/ Unanimous

 

[somewhatgifted]

Joe Lauzon sub round 3
Karo Parisyan dec
Tim Boetsch 2nd round ko
Nate Diaz 3rd round sub
Houston Alexander 1st round ko
Gray Maynard 3rd ko

Josh Neer ko round 2
Marcus Aurelio 2n round ko
Manny Gamburyan sub round 3
Clay Guida ko round 1
George Sotiropoulos dec
Tommy Speer sub round 1

 

[TheMouth]

UFC Fight Night 13

Kenny Florian vs Joe Lauzon --- Lauzon / 2 / Sub

Thiago Alves vs Karo Parisyan --- Alves / 1 / KO

Matt Hammill vs Tim Boetsch --- Hammill / Decision

Kurt Pellegrino vs Nate Diaz --- Batman / 1 / Sub

Houston Alexander vs James Irvin --- Alexander / 1 / KO

Gray Maynard vs Frankie Edgar --- Maynard / Decision



Din Thomas vs Josh Neer --- Neer / 1 / KO

Marcus Aurelio vs Ryan Roberts --- Aurelio / 1 / Sub

Manny Gamburyan vs Jeff Fox --- Gamburyan / 2 / TKO

Clay Guida vs Samy Schiavo --- Guida / 1 / TKO

George Sotiropoulos vs Roman Mitichyan --- Sotiropoulos / 1 / Sub

Tommy Speer vs Anthony Johnson --- Speer / 1 / TKO

 

[Beowulf]

Dammit, I'm too late! I've actually been keeping to my semi-hiatus status.

I still don't know if I should pick Lauzon or Florian. Dellagrotte's guys have been unbeatable lately, but Lauzon looked sharp as hell from his first camp with BJ. Who knows what he's capable of now. From pics, he appears far more muscular than before. Ironically, he went to BJ to step up his diet and nutrition.

I think I'll go with Lauzon for the upset, though this one may be too close to call.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Apparently **** is the word of the day. I didn't think Dana could up his douche-flappingness-capacity, but he did.

 

[Alexander]

We all did horribly.

 

[TheMouth]

- Kenny Florian def. Joe Lauzon by TKO (Strikes) at 3:28, R2
- Gray Maynard def. Frankie Edgar by Unanimous Decision, R3
- Thiago Alves def. Karo Parisyan by TKO (Strikes) at 0:34, R2
- Matt Hamill def. Tim Boetsch by TKO (Strikes) at 1:25, R2
- Nate Diaz def. Kurt Pellegrino by Submission (Triangle Choke) at 3:06, R2
- James Irvin def. Houston Alexander by KO at 0:08, R1
- Josh Neer def. Din Thomas by Unanimous Decision, R3
- Marcus Aurelio def. Ryan Roberts by Submission (Armbar) at 0:16, R1
- Manny Gamburyan def. Jeff Cox by Submission (Choke) at 1:21, R1
- Clay Guida def. Samy Schiavo by TKO (Strikes) at 4:15, R1
- George Sotiropoulos def. Roman Mitichyan by TKO (Strikes) at 2:24, R2
- Anthony Johnson def. Tommy Speer by KO at 0:51, R1






Alexander

Florian-Sub-Rd2 --- 3/1/0
Parisyan-Dec --- 0/0/0
Boetsch-KO-Rd1 --- 0/0/0
Pellegrino-Dec --- 0/0/0
Alexander-KO-Rd1 --- 0/0/0
Edgar-Dec --- 0/0/0

Thomas-Sub-Rd2 --- 0/0/0
Aurelio-Sub-Rd1 --- 3/1/1
Gamburyan-KO-Rd2 --- 3/0/0
Guida-Sub-Rd2 --- 3/0/0
Sotiropoulos-KO-Rd2 --- 3/1/1
Speer-Dec --- 0/0/0

TOTAL -- 20



Jas

Kenny Florian - KO rd 3 --- 3/0/1
Alves – dec --- 3/0/0
Boetsch - KO round 2 --- 0/0/0
Kurt Pellegrino – dec --- 0/0/0
Houston Alexander - KO rd 1 --- 0/0/0
Frankie Edgar - KO rd 3 --- 0/0/0

Din Thomas – dec --- 0/0/0
Marcus Aurelio - sub rd 2 --- 3/0/1
Manny Gamburyan – dec --- 3/0/0
Clay Guida – dec --- 3/0/0
George Sotiropoulos - KO rd 1 --- 3/0/1
Tommy Speer - KO rd 2 --- 0/0/0

TOTAL -- 21



Terminator

Kenny Florian / 2 / Sub/Tapout --- 3/1/0
Karo Parisyan /3/ Sub/Tapout --- 0/0/0
Matt Hammill /Decision/ Split --- 3/0/0
Nate Diaz /2/Sub/Tapout --- 3/1/1
Houston Alexander /1/ KO/TKO --- 0/0/0
Frankie Edgar /3/ KO/TKO --- 0/0/0

Din Thomas /3/Sub/Tapout --- 0/0/0
Marcus Aurelio /3/Sub/Tapout --- 3/0/1
Manny Gamburyan /1/ Sub/Tapout --- 3/1/1
Clay Guida /2/ Sub/Tapout --- 3/0/0
George Sotiropoulos /3/ Sub/Tapout --- 3/0/0
Tommy Speer /Decision/ Unanimous --- 0/0/0


TOTAL -- 27



Somewhat

Joe Lauzon sub round 3 --- 0/0/0
Karo Parisyan dec --- 0/0/0
Tim Boetsch 2nd round ko --- 0/0/0
Nate Diaz 3rd round sub --- 3/0/1
Houston Alexander 1st round ko --- 0/0/0
Gray Maynard 3rd ko --- 3/0/0

Josh Neer ko round 2 --- 3/0/0
Marcus Aurelio 2n round ko --- 3/0/0
Manny Gamburyan sub round 3 --- 3/0/1
Clay Guida ko round 1 --- 3/1/1
George Sotiropoulos dec --- 3/0/0
Tommy Speer sub round 1 --- 0/0/0


TOTAL -- 25



Me

Kenny Florian vs Joe Lauzon --- Lauzon / 2 / Sub --- 0/0/0

Thiago Alves vs Karo Parisyan --- Alves / 1 / KO --- 3/0/1

Matt Hammill vs Tim Boetsch --- Hammill / Decision --- 3/0/0

Kurt Pellegrino vs Nate Diaz --- Batman / 1 / Sub --- 0/0/0

Houston Alexander vs James Irvin --- Alexander / 1 / KO --- 0/0/0

Gray Maynard vs Frankie Edgar --- Maynard / Decision --- 3/1/1



Din Thomas vs Josh Neer --- Neer / 1 / KO --- 3/0/0

Marcus Aurelio vs Ryan Roberts --- Aurelio / 1 / Sub --- 3/1/1

Manny Gamburyan vs Jeff Fox --- Gamburyan / 2 / TKO --- 3/0/0

Clay Guida vs Samy Schiavo --- Guida / 1 / TKO --- 3/1/1

George Sotiropoulos vs Roman Mitichyan --- Sotiropoulos / 1 / Sub --- 3/0/1

Tommy Speer vs Anthony Johnson --- Speer / 1 / TKO --- 0/0/0

TOTAL -- 32


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RANKINGS AFTER 5 EVENTS

#1 --- Terminator --- Total Points 119

#2 --- TheMouth --- Total Points 111

#3 --- Jas --- Total Points 110

#4 --- Alexander --- Total Points 107

#5 --- Somewhatgifted --- Total Points 94

#6 --- Mullet --- Total Points 73

#7 --- Brass Monkey --- Total Points 66

#8 --- Beowulf --- Total Points 56

#9 --- Reaper --- Total Points 17

#10 --- Dancebot --- Total Points 16

#11 --- CNorris --- Total Points 12

 

[Alexander]

I think I got 20 points, Mr. Mouth.

 

[terminator]

Terminator

Kenny Florian / 2 / Sub/Tapout --- 3/1/0
Karo Parisyan /3/ Sub/Tapout --- 0/0/0
Matt Hammill /Decision/ Split --- 3/0/0
Nate Diaz /2/Sub/Tapout --- 3/1/1
Houston Alexander /1/ KO/TKO --- 0/0/0
Frankie Edgar /3/ KO/TKO --- 0/0/0

Din Thomas /3/Sub/Tapout --- 0/0/0
Marcus Aurelio /3/Sub/Tapout --- 3/0/1
Manny Gamburyan /1/ Sub/Tapout --- 3/1/1
Clay Guida /2/ Sub/Tapout --- 3/0/0
George Sotiropoulos /3/ Sub/Tapout --- 3/0/0
Tommy Speer /Decision/ Unanimous --- 0/0/0


TOTAL -- 24





RANKINGS AFTER 5 EVENTS

#1 --- Terminator --- Total Points 116

#2 --- TheMouth --- Total Points 111

#3 --- Jas --- Total Points 110

#4 --- Alexander --- Total Points 107

#5 --- Somewhatgifted --- Total Points 94

#6 --- Mullet --- Total Points 73

#7 --- Brass Monkey --- Total Points 66

#8 --- Beowulf --- Total Points 56

#9 --- Reaper --- Total Points 17

#10 --- Dancebot --- Total Points 16

#11 --- CNorris --- Total Points 12

I got 27 points not 24 points, brotha, putting me at 119 total points.


-Geeze you really don't want to award me any supplements, do you, lol?

J/K, thanks for all the work you do with this MMA contest.

 

[TheMouth]

Done... I won with 32 point

 

[Alexander]

Mouth, wtf, where are you? You came up in here bosshogging and now you're nowhere to be found. I for one am hammered and will send Jasito to fvck you up.

 

[jas123]

I for one am hammered and will send Jasito to fvck you up.

Umm, Mouth has 8 bodyguards from the secret service.....damn it, go ahead and insert bomb pic.

 

[Alexander]

Umm, Mouth has 8 bodyguards from the secret service.....damn it, go ahead and insert bomb pic.

I thought that was pretty good actually. Log press that fool into oblivion or bolivia as Iron Mike would say, now you can insert bomb pic.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Umm, Mouth has 8 bodyguards from the secret service.....damn it, go ahead and insert bomb pic.

**** the secret service, Mouth has Chuck Norris' phone number.

 

[Alexander]

**** the secret service, Mouth has Chuck Norris' phone number.

Is their something more powerfull than a nuclear bomb? If so, please post it.

 

[Alexander]

Oh, and could I get some supplements for christ sake or just tell me you aint giving me sh*t.

 

[Alexander]

Groundbreaking sh*t going on over here btw. Their is a female in my house and she is drunk and pretty decent.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Why are you on here, then?

 

[Alexander]

I'm letting her simmer, plus I'm bad at faking interest. She's not horrible, but I can't talk to her for long. I will motorboat her bombs at the very least. Where are my supps, mantis?

 

[Mulletsoldier]

I'll have them sent tomorrow, and if you don't at least touch her I'm disowning you as my ugly, socially-retarded half-brother.

 

[Alexander]

Alright, I'm gonna bite the bullet and go talk to her more. I won't let you down Mullet, even if I have to use force.

Can't wait to see what you send me.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Sarcasm noted and I apologize for the delay.

 

[jas123]

Get the fvck over there and talk to her.

$10 says that by the off chance that he doesn't blow it, he'll pull a Jim from American Pie.

 

[jas123]

Hey go say something to her, then when she responds run back here and let us know. Then we'll coach you through it.

:thumbsup:

 

[Alexander]

Sarcasm noted and I apologize for the delay.

No worries and thank you for not being a retard like 99.9% of the people on this board, all offense intended.

 

[Alexander]

Hey go say something to her, then when she responds run back here and let us know. Then we'll coach you through it.

:thumbsup:

That is hilarious, and exactly what I need. Ever seen that movei Roxannes with Steve Martin. Anyways, theirs a bunch of people over here so it's not like I'm leaving her alone. I'm about to leave though and venture out into the real world/a bar.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Jesus, I feel like a mother Bear letting her cub go.

What's next? Jas learns some tact and I start pulling Rack Deads from below my 5th rib?!

 

[Alexander]

Jesus, I feel like a mother Bear letting her cub go.

What's next? Jas learns some tact and I start pulling Rack Deads from below my 5th rib?!

Damn, anti-hiroshima on that.

She did sit on my lap earlier and I blew a partial load, but I should be money later on:run:

 

[jas123]

Jesus, I feel like a mother Bear letting her cub go.

What's next? Jas learns some tact and I start pulling Rack Deads from below my 5th rib?!

No doubt. Our little boy's all growns up.

Alex, I expect to hear how it went tomorrow, preferably including quotes of ridiculous things that you say to her.

 

[jas123]

That is hilarious, and exactly what I need. Ever seen that movei Roxannes with Steve Martin. Anyways, theirs a bunch of people over here so it's not like I'm leaving her alone. I'm about to leave though and venture out into the real world/a bar.

WHOA!!!! A real bar! :twisted:

 

[Mulletsoldier]

Damn, anti-hiroshima on that.

She did sit on my lap earlier and I blew a partial load, but I should be money later on:run:

I'm going to have to convince Jess to do another threesome to top you now; this is big fvcking news in your world.