True Life: I'm Getting Out of Prison

Goat

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Holy ****, so this complete tool, looks like a tweaker is on his first week or so out of jail. He goes to a bar, tells this hot chick he just got out of prison...and she takes his hand and walks him outside and bangs him.

WTF? Is there no end to the stupid **** girls will do to land a douche bag guy?
 
Goat said:
Holy ****, so this complete tool, looks like a tweaker is on his first week or so out of jail. He goes to a bar, tells this hot chick he just got out of prison...and she takes his hand and walks him outside and bangs him.

WTF? Is there no end to the stupid **** girls will do to land a douche bag guy?
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I need to use that line.
 
Do it while wearing the white and black striped outfit, and one of those old time ball and chains on your leg. Add in, "No, I mean I REALLY just got out."
 
Tighe said:
Do it while wearing the white and black striped outfit, and one of those old time ball and chains on your leg. Add in, "No, I mean I REALLY just got out."
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If I say I just broke out!! Then guaranteed pune!!
 
Surprised he didn't get grabbed by the big dude in the corner.
 
dsade said:
Surprised he didn't get grabbed by the big dude in the corner.
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Wait.........wasn't that you standing in the corner? :blink: :ntome:
 
dsade said:
And the ***** beat me to him. Skank.
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Don't worry Matt, you're due bro. Keep postin up like a champ, and remember to wear alot of pink..
 
Goat said:
Holy ****, so this complete tool, looks like a tweaker is on his first week or so out of jail. He goes to a bar, tells this hot chick he just got out of prison...and she takes his hand and walks him outside and bangs him.

WTF? Is there no end to the stupid **** girls will do to land a douche bag guy?
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Wow ! I've used some crazy sh!t before but I wouldn't have thought of that LOL. Some chicks dig the bad boy image a little too much but those are great in the sack :D
 
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