listen up fvcking nEWb titz, UR Dayz OF FINGER BANGIN MARYJANE's PERRTY PINK PANTiES ARE OVER!! there's a pecking order up in this mug! there are certain 'phases' of becoming a cult member...
0. FIRST AND FOREMOST, don't come up in this ***** and start talking trash to GIXXER, there are certain guys you can talk sh1t to and you can't talk sh1t to, he is not one of them. respectfully apologize or lose your chance at culthood. it doesn't work like that bro. thats a good way to make enemies here buddy
1. insult nycste 17 times
2. post at least 10 pics/videos of gwen and/or other sexy hoez
3. rep all of the cult members, if it takes 3-4 days, thats how long it takes!
4. give us a brief rundown of your skills and what you think you can contribute to the cult, then and only then will mighty tripdaddydollarz give you your cult position/title. know your ROLE! seeing how you've already disrespected one of us, you've got a lot of work ahead of you.
5. if you get to step 6, you've made it, congratufvckinglatioins bro, you can now think youre the sh1t. you can then take the future off of your title and join in the fun.
6. if these are met, and you wish to move onto the coveted banana death squadron, you must submit your application to RisingAgainst. at this point he will decide whether or not your worthy
get to work son
Alright well First of all ...Gixxer I was just f'in around and I apologize. I realize that I came off like a prick because you guys dont know me. So hopefully we can be cool. I got your back from this point forward.
1)Nycste is a bag of doosh.
2)Nycste wacks off to gay-black-midget porn, and likes it.
3)Nycste has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
4)Anything Nycste says or does is gonna suck balls, because he does in fact suck balls.:rasp:
5)Nycste is proof that God has a sense of humor.
6)Nycste is a product of incest.
7)Nycste bobs for apples in the toilet.
8)Nycste has small d!ck and couldn't hit the bottom of a b!tches belly button.
9)Nycste is a morose muthaf'er.
10)Nycste curls his hair with his mom's purple d!ldo.
11)Nycste flosses his teeth with his mommas pubic hair.
12)Nycste likes protein shakes threw meat straws.
13)Nycste gave his mom a pearl necklace for Christmas.
14)The most confusing day in Nycste's life is Fathers Day.:think:
15)The only difference between Nycste and a bag of **** is the bag.
16)Nycste uses liquid soap because soap because it takes longer to pick up.
17) And last but not least. when I see Nycste Im gonna beat his ass and make him eat my ****, then im gonna make him eat his **** thats made up of the **** that I made him eat.
I already repped zomb, gixx, tripp, hank, fearl, Ill get the rest soon...
