to tall for life

benmayro

benmayro

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guys i read a survey saying 5ft 4in is the perfect height, im 5ft 8in. How am ii suppose to get womem
 
I will now /wrist. I'm 6'5.
 
Don't worry about your height. It's all about confidence. Girls want to see that you have swagger. If you have swagger you could be 4feet tall and it wouldn't matter
 
Would guys make up your damn minds...last week I was too short @ 6ft...now I'm too tall @ 6ft. I'm so confused!!!!

Wait...does this mean I'll never amount to anything or I'll amount to too much?

I lol'ed at this post Ben.
 
Cut off your legs until you're at the proper height. It's going to suck, but it's better than not being the ideal height.

Nice thread :) Wonder if that troll too short will come in?
 
Being to tall won't keep you from getting laid for eterinity, but being a self absorbed whine ass will.
 
When I feel too tall, I go to an NBA game. When I feel too small, I go to China.

How long before TooTall becomes a regular poster here?
 
go around in a wheelchair maybe?

or better yet a time machine to go forward until the ideal height is 5 10? a century may do?
 
gregg1494 said:
Why are there so may height threads??? its all personal preference on which height is more attractive.
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this is suppose to make fun of all these heigjt threads
 
be like cotton hill from king of the hill
 
I've heard that your perfect height is your wrist circumference x9.714285 called golden height ratio...super srs
 
i heard the perfect height is seven obese cat stacked ontop of each other times the tan90




ps the tanget of 90 is undefined because there is no perfected height
 
yesterday a girl called me to tall... i dont know what to do.. i started walking around with me knees in my shoes though
 
This is weird, I read a study that showed that a being 6'1" was the ideal height as well as being 195lbs.

Seems awfully familiar....
 
Wasn't there another dude asking the same thing???
 
TheMeatus101 said:
Wasn't there another dude asking the same thing???
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the other thread is completely serios, this purposely shows how dumb the first one is by making it an extremw hyperbole
 
Wait...the measuring of obese cats wasn't serious?!?!?

I went to the pound and started aquiring them. WTF am I supposed to do with 5 obese cats?
 
once you measure yourself and see how much your life sucks cause you are not the perfect height, you sacafice yourself to the cats and/or ishtar and allow them to eat you
 
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