ANALDROL
"Shove it up your ass!"
From the company that brought you HeadAsplode, Hulkadrol, and The Magnetic Muscle, AlphaTec brings you Analdrol!
We've harnesed the unique capabilities of two exciting scientific breakthroughs:
1. Roach Feces
2. Anal absorption
Roaches lift some crazy amount of weight...some Roaches lift as much as 600x their body weight! WOHA! So, we asked the question, "What are they on?!" and our advanced team of scientists concluded, "Whatever it is, its gotta be in their crap or something."
Our laboratory tested Analdrol in 10 healthy adult males. They all recieved:
Mind blowing pumps
Rock hard erections
Serious constipation (Holding in your metabolic waste is extremely anabolic)
Insane increase in Bench Press
Head-asploding action
Alpha male mentality
Douche-bag like characteristics in the gym
The desire to wear oversized shirts and then take them off while working out to show off your guns
The need to carry a gallon jug of water everywhere you go
So, are you ready to get Anal?!
Serving Size: 1 capsule
Roach Feces: Standardized for 70% Roach Feces
Directions: Dip 1 capsule of Analdrol into Petroleum Jelly and insert in anus immediately after bowel movement. If bleeding occurs, then quit being a poon and keep shoving it up there.