The Panda

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
 
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sadly I laughed at that:rofl:
 
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lol, simple but funny. Thanks for the laugh Renegade
 
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For some reason I expected this instead - [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUnulhwJTsQ"]YouTube - Sifl and Olly Panda Song[/ame]
 
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my girl laughed too...

thanks
 
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lol sweet joke. Thanks for the laugh
 
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Yeah, I used to love that show in the 90's when I was young and smoked pot.

The Panda dude also comes in at 2:00 in this video -

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASLuRyZjp7k"]YouTube - Sifl & Olly - Panda![/ame]
 
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Dude, it was the only good show on MTV... and the didn't even pick them up for a 3rd season. What a loss...
 
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I expected a Kung Fu Panda Clip
 
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