The Expendables

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prld2gr8ns

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Watched this movie and dropped a third testicle. Great flick, especially in contrast to the female heavy movies we've had this summer ala sex and the city and twilight.:stooges:
 
I just watched this movie again... it's pretty good fellas. My voice is now 3 octaves lower.....
 
I saw it last night. It was one of Stallone's better recent movies. Somewhat of a plot and actual dialogue to go with guns blazing almost nonstop. The two cameos at the beginning are pretty funny too.
 
I thought it was awesome, 80's excessive. Not Vin Diesel skiing down a mountain with CGI, but real guys capable of punching a building and having it disintegrate. I wish Harrison Ford was in it, so I could hear him say "get off my plane".
 
This is the ONLY movie in the last 10yrs to make me feel as if I was 12 again in the 80s. I was so d@mn excited during the whole thing. Wow is all I can say. I thought maybe it would be overkill with so many stars, but this movie is shoot em up bang bang and blowin stuff up crazy. If you like explosions, REAL action heroes, guns, and blood, this is right up your alley. Go see it.
 
What did the black guy play in? I can't place his name or face. He was pretty jacked along with Stone Cold. They must have been on Sly's workout program. Ha ha.
 
Terry Crews. He's been in a whole bunch of stuff, just check him on imdb.com. Just off the top of my head though, you might know him as the dad on Everybody Hates Chris, he has been in a bunch of the insane "BLOCK!" Old Spice Bodywash commercials lately, he was President Camacho in Idiocracy, a henchman in Gamer, the guy with all the hamburgers in that Adam Sandler football prison movie The Longest Yard, and also a character in White Chicks (ugh).

Loved him in The Expendables, the auto-shotgun was BANANAS. "REMEMBER THAT S#$* AT CHRISTMAS!"

The Expendables was good, it was #1 this weekend so I'm hoping it makes enough money for a sequel, where they can iron out the dialogue a bit because there were some groan-inducing non-action parts in this movie. The last 20 or so minutes of pure mayhem was totally worth the price of admission though!
 
buuzer0 said:
Terry Crews. He's been in a whole bunch of stuff, just check him on imdb.com. Just off the top of my head though, you might know him as the dad on Everybody Hates Chris, he has been in a bunch of the insane "BLOCK!" Old Spice Bodywash commercials lately, he was President Camacho in Idiocracy, a henchman in Gamer, the guy with all the hamburgers in that Adam Sandler football prison movie The Longest Yard, and also a character in White Chicks (ugh).

Loved him in The Expendables, the auto-shotgun was BANANAS. "REMEMBER THAT S#$* AT CHRISTMAS!"

The Expendables was good, it was #1 this weekend so I'm hoping it makes enough money for a sequel, where they can iron out the dialogue a bit because there were some groan-inducing non-action parts in this movie. The last 20 or so minutes of pure mayhem was totally worth the price of admission though!
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Yep, the last 20min made the entire movie worth it. I though Dolph sort of stole the show with his character. Dude does "crazy" really well.... "Warning Shot!!! To low....":redeemerwhore:
 
Here's a summary of the movie in emoticons:
:pirate:
:rambo:
:rocketwhore:
:chairshot:
:cussing:
:swordfight:
:madfawk:
:numbered:
:zx11pissed:
:firedevil:
:AR15firing:
:AR15firing:
:beerchug:
 
southpaw23 said:
I thought it was awesome, 80's excessive. Not Vin Diesel skiing down a mountain with CGI, but real guys capable of punching a building and having it disintegrate. I wish Harrison Ford was in it, so I could hear him say "get off my plane".
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lol classic...

but defintely a great movie i would agree...especially after being forced to sit through twilight
 
THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM...Terry Crews. That scene alone is worth the price of admission.
 
Hell, I wished twilight AND Sex in the City would have intersected. Seeing the horse face chick get taken down by a throwing knife would have been an instant classic.....
 
southpaw23 said:
I wish twilight would have intersected with this movie, the results would have been spectacular.
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if there is even a slight bit of redemption, when the fourth one comes out and im forced to see it, theres apparently a scene where the baby inside bella kicks her sooo hard it like damages her spine and cripples her
 
TeamT10 said:
if there is even a slight bit of redemption, when the fourth one comes out and im forced to see it, theres apparently a scene where the baby inside bella kicks her sooo hard it like damages her spine and cripples her
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A vampbortion of sorts?
 
TeamT10 said:
if there is even a slight bit of redemption, when the fourth one comes out and im forced to see it, theres apparently a scene where the baby inside bella kicks her sooo hard it like damages her spine and cripples her
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He's not lying.



This article has all the awesome details of why the fourth book deserves to be a movie

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Sadly, you just know that they will not go through with it, and will change the batsh#% and awesome stuff to be more mundane. Apparently, all the fans of the Twilight books hated this fourth book for all the crazy stuff that the author decided to throw in there.

An excerpt from the article about the vampire pregnancy:
The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh.
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TeamT10 said:
if there is even a slight bit of redemption, when the fourth one comes out and im forced to see it, theres apparently a scene where the baby inside bella kicks her sooo hard it like damages her spine and cripples her
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Dude, that's wishful thinking right there. Honestly, I really feel for the young boys that are having to grow up with this stuff. The author of those books has enamored and delusioned a vast majority of these girls into thinking(or wanting to think) that the perfect dude is a rich, stock owning, greek sculpted, island owning, volvo driving metrosexual that grovels and pleads at their feet to give them anything and everything that they want. Now that is some pressure to have to live up too. Scary to think what the next gen is going to be like.....

Why can't we just enjoy a book or a movie were **** gets blown up and real men do what they do best, blow **** up???:bigok:
 
The movie was incredible. As soon as it ended I wanted to see it again. Stallone did a great job of taking all those guys and making it work. Very rarely can that be done. Jason Statham fight scene on the basketball court got me almost jumping out of my seat. I felt like a little kid watching 80's action again and by the time I left I was a man.
This is a man's movie.
 
Flaw said:
The movie was incredible. As soon as it ended I wanted to see it again. Stallone did a great job of taking all those guys and making it work. Very rarely can that be done. Jason Statham fight scene on the basketball court got me almost jumping out of my seat. I felt like a little kid watching 80's action again and by the time I left I was a man.
This is a man's movie.
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Exactly!!! and it's about time. :)
 
joedf said:
THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM THOOM...Terry Crews. That scene alone is worth the price of admission.
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Agreed. That and the line about Arnold.
 
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