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BestHomeGym
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purelife1
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now thats funny
Whitesnake
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Gonna have a backdoor story after tonight.......she's coming to visit tonight and says she's bringin' Astroglide. 
Jay V 24
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jakellpet
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Jay V 24
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Ive done that while my current gf was sleeping. She was on her stomach wearing panties so i just bent down to sniff her ass and puss like a dog would...and i rubbed one out all over her draws. Keep in mind i was using caber and insane amounts of test at the time. Im a f*cking freak on heavy steroids. Id drop liquid Cialis on top of that just for the hell of it. Man i cant wait for my next BLassT
roids1
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Good Stuff!!!!!!!!!! You shoulda said GICH!
roids1
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BTW knogz! I popped a 4 estrazolams for insurance that I'd get some deep ass sleep 2nite! I'm feeling so fly right now, I almost don't wanna crash for the nite. But, I gotta 8am class tomorrow, so I'll prolly need to crash here soon. I'm just diggin' this laid back feeling right now!
BestHomeGym
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LOL there's some extra funny **** going on in the CT this morning. Sniffing Panties, Smoking Dem Cigars, Surprise nut jobs!
I just had my fill on some Eggies, Noodles and some Whey... Not a bad breakfast. Maybe the Iron god will be kind this afternoon
I just had my fill on some Eggies, Noodles and some Whey... Not a bad breakfast. Maybe the Iron god will be kind this afternoon
brk_nemesis
yea!!!!!
Whitesnake
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Supp knob-polishers..........
Corn poundage tonight........then some purple tree torching and Merlot on the couch. :439:
Corn poundage tonight........then some purple tree torching and Merlot on the couch. :439:
BestHomeGym
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WS, you ever try that Fat Bastard Merlot? Or that Clos Du Bois Merlot?
Both are Fukking great Merlots. Or if you want the Middle of the Road, shoot for Blackstone's Merlot.. Also a treat, but ok for my standards.
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Both are Fukking great Merlots. Or if you want the Middle of the Road, shoot for Blackstone's Merlot.. Also a treat, but ok for my standards.
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Whitesnake
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I just might pick up some Fat Bastard when I hit the store up in a few......never tried it, but I've heard good things. :bigok:
BestHomeGym
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It is very good. And This Clos Du Bois is pronounced "Close Dew Bwa" ... Now that you know how to say it, ask for it when you go to get your Fat Bastard. it costs about 20$ a bottle. So bring your Paycheck You Demlet
Chub
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AP story
so there's this chick i work with. Say 6 months ago or so i'd always be on the late shift with her. So while the manager is up stairs counting the money she'd be sitting on the bar safe down stairs. 99% of the time she'd suck me off and i'd unload in her gob. She'd always be like "what do i get?" and i'd say "nothing, suck it"
So after a few weeks of getting bored of her crap head i flirted with her all night, so by the end of the night she was gagging for it. Anyway she's sitting on the bar safe as usual speaking crap and i take my semi out. She's like "can i suck it?" and then i just slap her across the face with it and put it away
She wasn't very happy.
:bigok:
AP 3some story coming this saturday morning if all goes to plan friday night!
so there's this chick i work with. Say 6 months ago or so i'd always be on the late shift with her. So while the manager is up stairs counting the money she'd be sitting on the bar safe down stairs. 99% of the time she'd suck me off and i'd unload in her gob. She'd always be like "what do i get?" and i'd say "nothing, suck it"
So after a few weeks of getting bored of her crap head i flirted with her all night, so by the end of the night she was gagging for it. Anyway she's sitting on the bar safe as usual speaking crap and i take my semi out. She's like "can i suck it?" and then i just slap her across the face with it and put it away
She wasn't very happy.
:bigok:
AP 3some story coming this saturday morning if all goes to plan friday night!
BestHomeGym
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LOL, put it away? I would have choked her with it lol
BestHomeGym
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I like LSD Spider the best... And Jay got banned 
country1911
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I have decided what to do. Abstinence. I know, I know.... I will probably JO as much as possible, but she isn't getting any for a while.
Anyway, have a good turkey day boys.
And R.I.P jay...
Anyway, have a good turkey day boys.
And R.I.P jay...
Inarius
Well-known member
looks like we've been warned
jakellpet
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jakellpet
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lol, excessive gayisms I would wager :kiss: I bet BHG is feeling relieved!
BestHomeGym
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mhm, I like the competition, but i don't appreciate ppl trying to smear my image. I do that well enough on my own.
country1911
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man... now i dont have to deal with the google ads for gay chat anymore. I liked BFT, but that was kind of annoying when a co-worker would see them and ask WTF I was doing.
roids1
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yep, weve been warned. Roids, to the PSC . . . . .
Lemme get the astroglide and I'll be right there sweets!
roids1
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Gonna have a backdoor story after tonight.......she's coming to visit tonight and says she's bringin' Astroglide.
Before you get all excited, you'd better hope she's not bringing a strap-on!
SilentBob187
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Wenn Whitesnake in zur Pegging, die eine Geschichte von AP ist, die ich nicht hören will. :thumbsdown::no:
jakellpet
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Ja, sie tun. Die Deutschen bevorzugen Hunde und Hamster.
Ich denke, dass WhiteSnake in für einen guten rimming ist
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SilentBob187
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Ja, sie tun. Die Deutschen bevorzugen Hunde und Hamster.
Ich denke, dass WhiteSnake in für einen guten rimming ist
In den Wörtern von Lawrence im Büroraum. "He Peter. Geben Sie auf Ihr Getreide-Loch acht." :bigok:
jakellpet
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Ja, ich bin sicherer Whitesnake wird das scheußliche Ende der Exkrement-Tunnel bekommen.
Froh Konnte ich Helfen! :bigok:
SilentBob187
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jakellpet
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Ich würde wenn nicht jetzt vorschlagen, dann werden sie später sein!
roids1
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Annahme was y'all! Ich ging zu Yahoo-Antworten und erfuhr von einigen guten Porno-Seiten, die durch die große Brandmauer nicht blockiert werden. Nur Problem verströmt alles Video, wenn es aus einer Innenseite kommt, ist langsam, als bumsen, um herunterzuladen. Aber, mindestens kann ich anfangen, zum wankbank beizutragen! Jetzt wo ich 1-tren offa bin, kommt meine LHJO-Liste auf der Spur zurück! :cheers:
BestHomeGym
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i'm so fukking lost right now... I just woke up and all I know is that i can't read the CT anymore... i'll be back later, time for some Jo
jakellpet
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Diese Nachrichten wärmen mein Herz! Ich würde in etwas Reisöl investieren, um alle Arbeitsteile zu schmieren. Seien Sie für das übermäßige Haarwachstum Händen vorsichtig!
Froh Konnte ich Helfen!
BestHomeGym
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J'ai mangé trop de Turquie que mon estomac a l'impression qu'il est sur le point d'exploser. Dieu fichu je suis dans tant de douleur en ce moment.
Dans la pièce d'urgence la nuit dernière, je jouais avec mes mamelons et un infirmier m'a vu, m'a donné un coup d'oeil surnaturel et a demandé, "What the hell are you doing?" J'étais kinda surpris pour voir quelqu'un me regarder et ai répondu, "I'm checking to see if I have Gynecomastia"
"Is that even a word?"
"Not only is it a word, it's a condition!"
Dans la pièce d'urgence la nuit dernière, je jouais avec mes mamelons et un infirmier m'a vu, m'a donné un coup d'oeil surnaturel et a demandé, "What the hell are you doing?" J'étais kinda surpris pour voir quelqu'un me regarder et ai répondu, "I'm checking to see if I have Gynecomastia"
"Is that even a word?"
"Not only is it a word, it's a condition!"
Angel of Debt
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You're all banned once the mods receive their package of Rosetta stone.
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