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jfigliuolo said:
Been cutting since feb.... I fucking hate you right now :)
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Hahaha- I passed out after that last 1. If I didn't fall asleep I would have been baking some chicken strips next lol.

I felt like binging out this weekend before I start my diet. I'm gonna cut for the month of August to prepare for my cycle in September
 
Looks like a fun time!
 
MrKleen73 said:
Looks like a fun time!
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It was, but the post fun gas has been epic. My girlfriend threw me out the bedroom last night and made me light a candle on the way out lol.

I had a busy week, missed 2 of my workouts but I managed to get a short jog in the other day, and a 4mile walk yesterday that was up and down some hills for a mile right in the middle. Basically walked across a mile and a half long board walk, and then I went off the boardwalk onto a trail for about a mile and the trail was one big loop back to the boardwalk where I walked a mile and a half back. Better then nothing.

My kids have made some comments that I look smaller too lol. 195lbs is what I weighed after the binge so I must have been down quite a few pounds over the past week or so since the last time I've weighed myself. My own self assessment is I just look deflated, off gear, and a little bloated. Like if you took the intracellular water out of the muscles and then dispersed it into my face and stomach.

I'm thinking about cutting 10lbs this month before I fire up my next cycle.
 
You know it is bad when you get kicked out AND have to light a candle on the way out.
 
I once had noro (undiagnosed) like 15+ years ago. I'll never forget burping in the bedroom upstairs, going down stairs to get something, coming back up a couple minutes later and the bedroom still smelled literally like ****. like a septic tank. like I was burping poo. I immediatley got myself some yogurt and fixed my gut in like 2 days lol.
 
Dustin07 said:
I once had noro (undiagnosed) like 15+ years ago. I'll never forget burping in the bedroom upstairs, going down stairs to get something, coming back up a couple minutes later and the bedroom still smelled literally like ****. like a septic tank. like I was burping poo. I immediatley got myself some yogurt and fixed my gut in like 2 days lol.
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I've never had that, but once I left the room and I ripped one in the living room, I know what she smells, I don't blame her lol. I must rip ass all night in my sleep and not notice because I wake up to it
 
Smont said:
I don't blame her lol. I must rip ass all night in my sleep and not notice because I wake up to it
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yeah I once farted myself awake. startled myself like a dog lol.

my buddy was sitting in the seat in front of me on a flight home one time and I was sound asleep on the plane. I woke up gagging and nearly puking and he turns around slowly and looks at me between the seats with an evil grin... dude farted me awake with an SBD.
 
Dustin07 said:
yeah I once farted myself awake. startled myself like a dog lol.

my buddy was sitting in the seat in front of me on a flight home one time and I was sound asleep on the plane. I woke up gagging and nearly puking and he turns around slowly and looks at me between the seats with an evil grin... dude farted me awake with an SBD.
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It's funny because he is your friend but I feel bad for the rest of that plane!
 
MrKleen73 said:
It's funny because he is your friend but I feel bad for the rest of that plane!
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I got stuck behind a probably 60 to 70 year old woman who farted the entire flight from Rhode Island to Florida. Just bad enough to make you keep your nose covered, not bad enough to make you puke, but non-stop farting for the entire flight. It was alarming, like how do you keep doing that knowing what it smells like 😂
 
MrKleen73 said:
It's funny because he is your friend but I feel bad for the rest of that plane!
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I was afraid they'd all think it was me!! 😂😂

Smont said:
I got stuck behind a probably 60 to 70 year old woman who farted the entire flight from Rhode Island to Florida. Just bad enough to make you keep your nose covered, not bad enough to make you puke, but non-stop farting for the entire flight. It was alarming, like how do you keep doing that knowing what it smells like 😂
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I got hit by one on my flight home from SC last week and I almost blurted out "are you fucking kidding me right now?" took a little restraint to not call him out 😂 😂
 
Smont said:
I got stuck behind a probably 60 to 70 year old woman who farted the entire flight from Rhode Island to Florida. Just bad enough to make you keep your nose covered, not bad enough to make you puke, but non-stop farting for the entire flight. It was alarming, like how do you keep doing that knowing what it smells like 😂
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I guess once you get to a certain age you are like, f that I earned the right to funk up the place.
Dustin07 said:
I was afraid they'd all think it was me!! 😂😂


I got hit by one on my flight home from SC last week and I almost blurted out "are you fucking kidding me right now?" took a little restraint to not call him out 😂 😂
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Oh no chance of that happening, his shlt eating grin would have been met with mine right before I announced to the plane that he was rotten and needed a roto-rooter to help get that funk out of there. Then he could be as uncomfortable as my retching azz just with embarrassment!
 
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