Supplements Do Not Work

There needs to be something to help you get your horney back whilst on PHs. That way, you you can get jack'd without having to give up LHJO, etc.
 
SilentBob187 said:
At Mantooth Nutrition we are working on a NEW clinical strength DR enhancer that'll put the original Aspire 36 to shame. LHJO will never be the same!
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Look at me, SB of MN. We're a company who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn... not to mention we're working on a tasty goat semen-based protein. That's what kind of company we are. You're just a company with a small product line. With a line a third the size of us. It's science.

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Beater said:
I am a friggin doctor. What are you a cable guy?
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NAH PLAYA IM THE PLUMBER!! i just cleaned your ladies pipes:op:


And since ur a doctor....im sure you can get the number of a plastic surgeon for you woman b/c after me... yeah its gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...sorry bro
 
rubberring said:
Look at me, SB of MN. We're a company who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn... not to mention we're working on a tasty goat semen-based protein. That's what kind of company we are. You're just a company with a small product line. With a line a third the size of us. It's science.

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werd. That's why Chairman roids has been in China, securing contracts from goat farmers, or something
 
roids1 said:
There needs to be something to help you get your horney back whilst on PHs. That way, you you can get jack'd without having to give up LHJO, etc.
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I know how to fix that.

err... um... I mean in general.
 
rubberring said:
Look at me, SB of MN. We're a company who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn... not to mention we're working on a tasty goat semen-based protein. That's what kind of company we are. You're just a company with a small product line. With a line a third the size of us. It's science.

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Hey, nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale. You listen to me. Mantooth Nutrition supplements have science backing our products. 60% of the time, MN works EVERY TIME! Your fly by night company wishes it had the sales that we at MN bring day in and day out.

And what's this I hear about your company having a woman anchor!? I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. You're putting your whole team at risk, Burgundy! That's bush. Bush league.
 
Positions Vacant:

DRSE Supplements is an expanding global empire with a range of effective cutting-edge sports and nutritional products.

Due to overwhelming demand, DRSE Supplements are hiring Milkers for our Goat-Semen Based Protein RTD.

An enviable remuneration package is offered, including medical cover, neovar allowance and an employee JO lounge.

Applicants please provide details of hand dimension, previous goat-herding experience will be well-regarded.


GICH!

 
What sort of benefits do you provide? Medical? Carpal Tunnel's a b*tch.
 
SilentBob187 said:
Hey, nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale. You listen to me. Mantooth Nutrition supplements have science backing our products. 60% of the time, MN works EVERY TIME! Your fly by night company wishes it had the sales that we at MN bring day in and day out.

And what's this I hear about your company having a woman anchor!? I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. You're putting your whole team at risk, Burgundy! That's bush. Bush league.
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Knights of Columbus! You don't like female company reps? Well, guess what? WE do! I know that one day all four of us are going to marry keeper on top of a mountain... in Utah... and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones, and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance 'til the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside... AND YOU WON'T BE INVITED!!!

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GoHardOrGoHme said:
NAH PLAYA IM THE PLUMBER!! i just cleaned your ladies pipes:op:


And since ur a doctor....im sure you can get the number of a plastic surgeon for you woman b/c after me... yeah its gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...sorry bro
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Damn Playa! You da man.

lying about sexin women is usually a sign that you are a total loser. I hope your life gets better my friend.
 
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MY FINAL postworkout SOLUTION

GLORIous wHOLE

This blend of 100% Belgian Blue Bull liquid protein (patented LHJO extract) and "Wendy The Whippet" SE infusion is sure to give your muscles growth beyond reason. Gain the type of muscle that you hear about from the other bullsh*t companies. 10 pounds in 10 days? Why not? Hell, we'll give it to you in 5 days! You know that when Mantooth Nutrition gives you a product, that it WILL deliver (60% of the time.)
 
DRSE Supplements is having an introductory sale at Nutraplanet . . and YOU are invited.


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Use the discount code:ijolh for 20%!
 
SilentBob187 said:
Hey, nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale. You listen to me. Mantooth Nutrition supplements have science backing our products. 60% of the time, MN works EVERY TIME! Your fly by night company wishes it had the sales that we at MN bring day in and day out.

And what's this I hear about your company having a woman anchor!? I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. You're putting your whole team at risk, Burgundy! That's bush. Bush league.
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Ah HA! Listen up, team. I have an idea. A brilliant idea. We will put the bears to good use. I want to immediately begin testing to see what adding bear semen will do to our protein powder.
 
I don't know about all of this. I have ordered Goat Semen before and it turned out the company was selling regular old Bovine semen to make a quick buck. How do I know you guys are any different and that this is the real deal this time?
 
Beater said:
I don't know about all of this. I have ordered Goat Semen before and it turned out the company was selling regular old Bovine semen to make a quick buck. How do I know you guys are any different and that this is the real deal this time?
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You have an official invitation to our manufacturing plant to witness firsthand goat milking. . we also have positions vacant if you're interested. :ponder:
 
You chumps just try and control those GODLESS KILLING MACHINES!
 
SilentBob187 said:
NEW FROM MANTOOTH NUTRITION!

MY FINAL postworkout SOLUTION

GLORIous wHOLE

This blend of 100% Belgian Blue Bull liquid protein (patented LHJO extract) and "Wendy The Whippet" SE infusion is sure to give your muscles growth beyond reason. Gain the type of muscle that you hear about from the other bullsh*t companies. 10 pounds in 10 days? Why not? Hell, we'll give it to you in 5 days! You know that when Mantooth Nutrition gives you a product, that it WILL deliver (60% of the time.)
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Gawd no!!! Your product smells like... like, a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.
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rubberring said:
Gawd no!!! Your product smells like... like, a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.
:puke:
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OH YEAH!? Well your product smells like Bigfoot's D*ck. GOOD DAY SIR!
 
jakellpet said:
You have an official invitation to our manufacturing plant to witness firsthand goat milking. . we also have positions vacant if you're interested. :ponder:
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OMGosh, I am SO creative tonight. I just had another idea. BestHomeGym is looking for a full time gig. He'd be a natural for bear and goat milking. But we have to make sure he understands that it's a JOB, so he doesn't go falling for our producers.
 
keeper said:
OMGosh, I am SO creative tonight. I just had another idea. BestHomeGym is looking for a full time gig. He'd be a natural for bear and goat milking. But we have to make sure he understands that it's a JOB, so he doesn't go falling for our producers.
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yes, he could work from home :veryhappy:
 
60% is good! That means a majority! Sign me up! Does the semen protien come with an oral dropper or syringe? Also, what flavours does it cum in?
 
keeper said:
I just had another idea. BestHomeGym is looking for a full time gig. He'd be a natural for bear and goat milking.
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You may want to explain to BHG that, this ^ is not the type of bear you are talking about.

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Godless killing machines.
 
Look at me, SilentBob. Get close to your screen. I don't like you being with Mantooth. We at DRSE need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this thread gets sorted out... I think you and I should get an apartment together.

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Oh yes, I see that was Bob.

60% sucks! Belgian Blue Whale semen is bunk anyway. That stuff isn't even bioavailable unless it's injected.
 
rubberring said:
Look at me, SilentBob. Get close to your screen. I don't like you being with Mantooth. We at DRSE need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this thread gets sorted out... I think you and I should get an apartment together.
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Who could say no to request like that?

Hence Forth, Mantooth Nutrition is now a joint :439: venture with DRSE Supplements. Pending approval from MN share holders and DRSE LHJOs.
 
roids1 said:
Belgian Blue Whale semen is bunk anyway.
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That's why we used Belgian Blue BULLS. You should be thankful that you now get to reap the benefits of having partial ownership of such a unique and powerful product.
 
Sorry, I meant BULLS. I dunno where whales came from. Now, if you could find a way to extract Blue Whale semen, you might have a revolutionary product! Imagine the size one could potentially gain from gulping down the seed of the largest mammal on earth!

Maybe we need to pass this along to the R&D department. We could have ourselves a major $ cow here.
 
roids1 said:
Sorry, I meant BULLS. I dunno where whales came from. Now, if you could find a way to extract Blue Whale semen, you might have a revolutionary product! Imagine the size one could potentially gain from gulping down the seed of the largest mammal on earth!

Maybe we need to pass this along to the R&D department. We could have ourselves a major $ cow here.
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I've got just the man for the job...

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He loves fishsticks
 
Beater said:
Damn Playa! You da man.

lying about sexin women is usually a sign that you are a total loser. I hope your life gets better my friend.
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If saying im lying helps you sleep at night and live with your inadequacies then by all means believe that im lying. Go to sleep at night believing im a complete loser....its ok i wont stop you


Meantime I'll catch my junk before it falls in the toilet for my morning whizz and go about my day laying pipe.


Oh if you need some semen to increase your lifts, ill send you my dog and he can give you that gravy str8 from the pipe, my gift to you.
 
roids1 said:
Sorry, I meant BULLS. I dunno where whales came from. Now, if you could find a way to extract Blue Whale semen, you might have a revolutionary product! Imagine the size one could potentially gain from gulping down the seed of the largest mammal on earth!

Maybe we need to pass this along to the R&D department. We could have ourselves a major $ cow here.
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whales . . pfft, those blubbering buffoons of the sea. Stupid fish, Im moving to Japan. :grumpy:
 
.....these supplements you speak off.....

Blue whale semen extractions must be done with the utmost precision from the only man medically and academically qualified in semen extraction....Beater....

Sir....can you be our semen extractor? Are you up to the task?
 
It's have to be a two-handed JO. I imagine a blue whale prolly has a 10-15ft whale****. You'd definitely have to stand back for the $ scene.
 
roids1 said:
It's have to be a two-handed JO. I imagine a blue whale prolly has a 10-15ft whale****. You'd definitely have to stand back for the $ scene.
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Hey, did you know that a whale penis is called a dork?
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So, if a chick ever refers to you as such... you can just shake your head up and down slowly and wink. :lol:
 
rubberring said:
Hey, did you know that a whale penis is called a dork?
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So, if a chick ever refers to you as such... you can just shake your head up and down slowly and wink. :lol:
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speaking of interesting facts, did you also know the universal 'thumbs up' is a pagan symbol for fertility?


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rubberring said:
Hey, did you know that a whale penis is called a dork?
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So, if a chick ever refers to you as such... you can just shake your head up and down slowly and wink. :lol:
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:clap2:
 
roids1 said:
It's have to be a two-handed JO. I imagine a blue whale prolly has a 10-15ft whale****. You'd definitely have to stand back for the $ scene.
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btw roids, mooch successfully termed said action as bhjo, for future reference please use the appropriate terminology :deal:
 
GoHardOrGoHme said:
If saying im lying helps you sleep at night and live with your inadequacies then by all means believe that im lying. Go to sleep at night believing im a complete loser....its ok i wont stop you


Meantime I'll catch my junk before it falls in the toilet for my morning whizz and go about my day laying pipe.


Oh if you need some semen to increase your lifts, ill send you my dog and he can give you that gravy str8 from the pipe, my gift to you.
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Dude, I am not going to think about you before I go to sleep lol. You should stop trying to convince me that you lay pipe and have a big weiner. Your posts are weird man.
 
No beater please think about me some more!!

Come on...you beat women b/c you love men....hahahaha

Why else would you wanna hit up that bulk order of semen?
 
Guys I have just discovered a new technique that is really awesome. I have been experiencing some incredible gains since I started SMOD.
 
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