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Story Line

JIXXER

JIXXER

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Seeing how the "Word Association" is going I figured we could give the "Story Line" a shot.

We all state a sentence and see what story develops.

Ready...

I woke up this morning........



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So I walked in the kitchen.
 
Nothing in the world could have ever prepared me for the truths I would now learn. For the next 6 hours...
 
It was the anchor from the morning news on the phone.
 
I answered 7 and we continued our conversation about former presidential affairs. Wondering what this all had to do with me, I asked the anchor to cut to the chase. He told me that he had evidence that suggested that my wife...
 
If Tiger had used his WOOD or a WEDGE....?


This story is hilarious...i just read from start to now...LMFAO


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Thanx for participating

Keep it going...keep it going
 
At that point the news anchor started yelling and swearing at me, like she had Tourette Syndrome....
 
blades were drawn, the massacre ensued. Body Count 25, including 2 dogs and a hamster. No-one fks with the Wiggles. . . .

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. . but one man dared to dream
 
And paid a severe price, forever waking up screaming after nightmares about the gang of four, especially the notorious Capt. Feathersword!
 
...was beaten unconscious and kidnapped by 4 men driving a big red car...

 
"what have I done to deserve this?" he thought, slowly waking from unconsiousness.

Quietly he then slipped a razorblade out of his shirt hem. . . . and lined up the one in purple . . .
 
With one swift move he silenced his purple shirted captor and set his sights on the one with the guitar. Clearly he was the brain of the operation.
 
Crazy George Monelli and The Mobster in the Yellow Hat..
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I know he had to be embarrassed but in truth we all already knew...
 
Which reminds me how true the saying is that "Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining"... We can all be grateful for that...
 
In the morning without brushing your teeth...when you hear a knock at the door....
 

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Carrying the head of Cpt Feathersword.......he asks to speak to the news anchor that had called

earlier that morning.....talking about having evidence of the wifey and Tiger.......when....
 
...and if you think that's something you should have seen her mother.
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