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Tansui said:
...and if you think that's something you should have seen her mother.
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HOLY $%$^& :wtf1: is THAT...really....



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after saying my last prayers....just to be told that Oprah with the big chip on

her shoulder was pregnant and it was mine......
 
Needless to say I couldn't stop laughing because "scalp horns" skip a generation only to come back bigger and better than ever!
 
and im pleased to realize my child inside of oprah will never be caught at school giving fellatio to the boys due to the size of her horn
 
or kissing them... and no boys will ever wink at her or write her clever notes... because horns are not sexy... nope... not sexy at all.
 
...with the only upside being that she can say, "I'm always horny" on her picture-less match.com profile and be both literal and metaphorical at the same time...
 
and coincidentally she always runs around spouting the Austin Powers line, " Do I make you horny? Do I?" after giving out free LHJO sessions.
 
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