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[JIXXER]

...and if you think that's something you should have seen her mother.
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HOLY $%$^& :wtf1: is THAT...really....



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after saying my last prayers....just to be told that Oprah with the big chip on

her shoulder was pregnant and it was mine......

 

[Tansui]

Needless to say I couldn't stop laughing because "scalp horns" skip a generation only to come back bigger and better than ever!

 

[purelife1]

and im pleased to realize my child inside of oprah will never be caught at school giving fellatio to the boys due to the size of her horn

 

[Tansui]

or kissing them... and no boys will ever wink at her or write her clever notes... because horns are not sexy... nope... not sexy at all.

 

[Vance]

...with the only upside being that she can say, "I'm always horny" on her picture-less match.com profile and be both literal and metaphorical at the same time...

 

[brk_nemesis]

and coincidentally she always runs around spouting the Austin Powers line, " Do I make you horny? Do I?" after giving out free LHJO sessions.