SilentBob187
Well-known member
A little more than 2 years ago, I started posting on this website as SilentBob187. I have learned a lot during my time here but I believe it is time for me to come clean. I have not been completely honest with you people.
Periodically I would apply for sponsored logs from multiple companies for opportunities to obtain some supplements that I would then use as a source of 'supplemental income,' to help me pay for my basket weaving elective at the community college that I attend.
Right about now I suppose you're asking, 'Bob, why are you telling us this?' Well I'm telling you this so that I can stop living a lie. I'm tired of playing the game with you folks. The rush I used to feel living this through this alternate persona has left and I now feel empty, looking for that next fix.
I guess that over the time that I've been here I've accumulated more than 500 in tax-free wealth and all I had to do was make some numbers up and to a little reading about different exercises. You think I really lift weights? I don't have time for that crap. You folks and your creatines and other steroids are ruining your lives and I can't believe that you can't see it.
Luckily for me I was able to track down this guy on some bathroom renovation website so has this strange obsession with taking pictures of himself in a recently renovated bathroom. I asked the guy why he keeps taking pictures of himself, why that bathroom that he renovated over a year and a half ago, and why that f*cking broom in always in the shot. I was told that I would never understand and that I should mind my own f*cking business.
For the companies that fell for my ruse, I would apologize but I feel nothing for you steroid peddlers. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. You're creatines and your protein powders are created a generation of men who will be full of roid rage and broken weiners.
Others on this website should feel just as guilty. You push people towards these creatines, proteins, and other steroids on a daily basis. These young people don't need to workout. They just need to stop buying so many steroids and they'll be much healthier.
Occasionally you people condone and actually encourage the pursuit of members actually going so far as to compete in a body building competition. How can you possibly be FOR someone walking on stage, practically naked, showing off their muscles and gross looking veins. I don't understand what any of you possibly find attractive about this sort of lifestyle. I've seen what those so-called 'female athletes' look like on stage too. Women aren't meant to have abs, it's unnatural!
Lastly I should mention that I have found a new home in which I can start living my new life. I can't say too much but I will say that I am already lining up a read-log for a new soon-to-be bestseller. That's right you dumb meatheads, a place where we read and discuss books. Maybe you all could find a hobby like that before you destroy all your braincells with creatine and protein. You probably can't even read well enough to create an account there.
So, I guess this is where we part AM. It's been a thrilling 2+ years for me and I've learned a lot about this subculture, more than I wanted to know. You all should get off the creatine and other steroids and find a real hobby.
I left a secret message for you all in this paragraphs above. It's the location of my new book forum. Just take the first letter from each paragraph and it will point you in the right direction. I'm out! :drive:
bwahahahahaha
Periodically I would apply for sponsored logs from multiple companies for opportunities to obtain some supplements that I would then use as a source of 'supplemental income,' to help me pay for my basket weaving elective at the community college that I attend.
Right about now I suppose you're asking, 'Bob, why are you telling us this?' Well I'm telling you this so that I can stop living a lie. I'm tired of playing the game with you folks. The rush I used to feel living this through this alternate persona has left and I now feel empty, looking for that next fix.
I guess that over the time that I've been here I've accumulated more than 500 in tax-free wealth and all I had to do was make some numbers up and to a little reading about different exercises. You think I really lift weights? I don't have time for that crap. You folks and your creatines and other steroids are ruining your lives and I can't believe that you can't see it.
Luckily for me I was able to track down this guy on some bathroom renovation website so has this strange obsession with taking pictures of himself in a recently renovated bathroom. I asked the guy why he keeps taking pictures of himself, why that bathroom that he renovated over a year and a half ago, and why that f*cking broom in always in the shot. I was told that I would never understand and that I should mind my own f*cking business.
For the companies that fell for my ruse, I would apologize but I feel nothing for you steroid peddlers. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. You're creatines and your protein powders are created a generation of men who will be full of roid rage and broken weiners.
Others on this website should feel just as guilty. You push people towards these creatines, proteins, and other steroids on a daily basis. These young people don't need to workout. They just need to stop buying so many steroids and they'll be much healthier.
Occasionally you people condone and actually encourage the pursuit of members actually going so far as to compete in a body building competition. How can you possibly be FOR someone walking on stage, practically naked, showing off their muscles and gross looking veins. I don't understand what any of you possibly find attractive about this sort of lifestyle. I've seen what those so-called 'female athletes' look like on stage too. Women aren't meant to have abs, it's unnatural!
Lastly I should mention that I have found a new home in which I can start living my new life. I can't say too much but I will say that I am already lining up a read-log for a new soon-to-be bestseller. That's right you dumb meatheads, a place where we read and discuss books. Maybe you all could find a hobby like that before you destroy all your braincells with creatine and protein. You probably can't even read well enough to create an account there.
So, I guess this is where we part AM. It's been a thrilling 2+ years for me and I've learned a lot about this subculture, more than I wanted to know. You all should get off the creatine and other steroids and find a real hobby.
I left a secret message for you all in this paragraphs above. It's the location of my new book forum. Just take the first letter from each paragraph and it will point you in the right direction. I'm out! :drive:
bwahahahahaha
