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thesinner said:
Elizabeth Banks is the blonde white-chick version of Samuel L. Jackson.

Think about it.
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EasyEJL said:
Don't ever say sh!t covered around me again
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prld2gr8ns said:
LOL. "I'm sorry if I'm out of line but.... are you in gay porn?"
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EasyEJL said:
We're making a porno and we just need to know what you would be or would not be interested in doing.

- Anal.

Ah, ****.

- Oh, wait, oral. I like anal.

Yay.
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prld2gr8ns said:
"What's your name? "
"Lester. Lester the Molester Kockenschtuff."
"Wow. That's a great porn name."
"I get to pick a porn name? Then I want to be called Pete Jones."
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I must watch this movie. I don't know why I've put it off for so long.

T-AD said:
Every time I hear about a "Kevin Smith" movie, I chuckle. Sinner knows why... :lol:
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Yeah? Do tell. :fingersx:
 
So... one of the guys in my li'l riding club put up a proposition last night. He thinks that it'd be fun to do an Iron Butt Challenge, namely the SaddleSore1000. It's 1000 miles on a bike in 24 hours. I'm thinking... wow. I started looking at a map of PA today, charting a route near us to Philly, north through Allentown, east on 80 to nearly Ohio, south to below Pittsburgh, and back towards home....still only got 780 miles out of it. OUCH!!! Most I've ever done in a day was about 350 miles in 13 hours, stopping to see friends and family along the way, and man was I sore afterwards. But... I think I still might try to do this thing!!
 
T-AD said:
So... one of the guys in my li'l riding club put up a proposition last night. He thinks that it'd be fun to do an Iron Butt Challenge, namely the SaddleSore1000. It's 1000 miles on a bike in 24 hours. I'm thinking... wow. I started looking at a map of PA today, charting a route near us to Philly, north through Allentown, east on 80 to nearly Ohio, south to below Pittsburgh, and back towards home....still only got 780 miles out of it. OUCH!!! Most I've ever done in a day was about 350 miles in 13 hours, stopping to see friends and family along the way, and man was I sore afterwards. But... I think I still might try to do this thing!!
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So you're going to try to triple your max 1 day ride time(raw)? If this was weights we were talking people would be asking about the equipment you plan to use. Inzer Leviathan? :lol:
 
SilentBob187 said:
So you're going to try to triple your max 1 day ride time(raw)? If this was weights we were talking people would be asking about the equipment you plan to use. Inzer Leviathan? :lol:
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HA!! Trust me, man, it's definitely an endurance thing! I'm already thinking AXcell and Carnobolic, probably some RX-strength Ibuprofen or Darvy's, and definitely wearing my kidney belt for some core support along the way!
 
Just put in offer in on a home. Feels weird man. Hopefully the bank accepts and I can move a step closer to owning my own home.
 
prld2gr8ns said:
Ah, mortgage... the American Dream. :D

Hope it all works out for you SB.
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Me too. If not there are plenty of other fish in the sea and other opportunities out there. I figure if I try and fail enough times then one's gotta turn my way at some point. :afro:
 
right now should be a great time to get a home with some me people not being able to do such.congrads sb I hope it all goes well
 
SilentBob187 said:
Me too. If not there are plenty of other fish in the sea and other opportunities out there. I figure if I try and fail enough times then one's gotta turn my way at some point. :afro:
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I like the way you think my man. The power of positivity!! :147:
 
The first house is always a lot of fun, you never quite realize how many little stupid things you are going to have to buy.
 
EasyEJL said:
The first house is always a lot of fun, you never quite realize how many little stupid things you are going to have to buy.
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mmmm... new shower curtain FTW!!!

:D
 
EasyEJL said:
How many damn little garbage cans do you really need? many more in a house than apartment, thats for sure.
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Shop for groceries.
Hang walmart bags from every doorknob.

???????

Profit.
 
T-AD said:
Shop for groceries.
Hang walmart bags from every doorknob.

???????

Profit.
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I like the cut of your jib, sir. Tackiness be damned!
 
I'm subtle like a jackhammer up yer skirt. Yarrrrrrrr......

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T-AD said:
I'm subtle like a jackhammer up yer skirt. Yarrrrrrrr......
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I used to always keep an ace up my sleeve, may switch to king of hearts.

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Only the young ones are dumb enough to end up with their 90% naked body posted on the internet at no profit to themselves.
 
thesinner said:
23?

You're robbin' the cradle, Easy.
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No, no, no...you phrased it all wrong. It's supposed to be:

Robbin' the cradle? Easy.

It's all about the punctuation, man.
 
Its bizarre mostly. All the women who go out of their way to strike up conversations with me are 18-30. I think once in the last year has a woman over 30 tried to, while there were probably 10-15 young ones. Crazy, I guess a lot of girls have daddy issues ;)
 
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EasyEJL said:
Thankfully, i've had a vasectomy.

And T-AD, i'd post pictures but alas all of them violate AM's policy on nudity. bitches be crazy.
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My email address is in my signature.
 
EasyEJL said:
Its bizarre mostly. All the women who go out of their way to strike up conversations with me are 18-30. I think once in the last year has a woman over 30 tried to, while there were probably 10-15 young ones. Crazy, I guess a lot of girls have daddy issues ;)
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You know whats funny... I've had the exact opposite problem. And I have to say, sex with the older ladies is the best sex I've ever had... no inhibitions in my experience.

Come to think of it, this all started fairly early for me. My first sexperience was with a lady 5 yrs older (16/21).... hmmmm
 
prld2gr8ns said:
You know whats funny... I've had the exact opposite problem. And I have to say, sex with the older ladies is the best sex I've ever had... no inhibitions in my experience.

Come to think of it, this all started fairly early for me. My first sexperience was with a lady 5 yrs older (16/21).... hmmmm
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My wife is older than me, but only by 6 months. My last GF was 2 years older than me. My current GF... oh, wait...

:nutkick:

(by the way...check PMs!!)
 




 
I have a red bull and crown royal hangover. At least i wasn't drunk enough to ask our cute little waitress for her number in front of my wife
 
EasyEJL said:
I have a red bull and crown royal hangover. At least i wasn't drunk enough to ask our cute little waitress for her number in front of my wife
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Unless it was your wife's idea. :afro:
 
For some reason I read that as Red Bull and Royal Crown (i.e. RC Cola), and had a tough time figuring out how the hangover came into place.
 
thesinner said:
For some reason I read that as Red Bull and Royal Crown (i.e. RC Cola), and had a tough time figuring out how the hangover came into place.
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Easy gettin blitzed on RC Cola. :lol:
 
Well, a little bit of ooogley eyes ;) we were talking about tattoos, she didn't believe me about the uv tattoos but they had an area with blacklights so I showed her. She was pretty excited about that at least. Probably she was 4'8", but proportioned like a 36-24-36 5'7" chick. And pretty eyes.
 
Maybe they started going oldschool with the natural fermentation.

In the 1920's, all sodas were alcoholic, and nobody served them on Sundays.
 
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